Well....
1 QUIT YOUR JOB
2 MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE DIPSHIT!!! (damn this one was the easiest)
3 GET A GIRLFRIEND
4 FUCK YOUR GF EVERYDAY (so then you wont have time to listen to other people)
5 YOU ARE GETTING PUSSY AND ASS OFF UR GF (so now u dont want to die)
6 YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL LEAVE U THE FUCK ALONE WHEN YOU TELL THEM FUCK STORIES OF YOUR GF DAILY
7 THE SUN WILL SHINE OUT YOUR GF's ASSHOLE (believe me on this)
8 THE GOVERNMENT WILL NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR GF (sorry no solution here, but remember, u ARE getting ass and pussy so nothing else matters anyway)
9 YOUR MESSAGE IS OUT AND HEARD (mission accomplished whiney ass, now go and find a GF right now)
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04 Apr 2011 10:44AM
