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10 Jan 2011 8:26PM
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Hey dudes! I found an awesome trick for making you looks smarter on the internet. Its kind of like wherein glasses in real life only better because people won't think you're a dork. It's relay simple.

All you gotta do is put a blank line in your posts every few sentences! Just like that. They're called paragraphs. I herd some people say you're supposed to put the blank line aft3er an important point but I bet most people wont notice if you just put it anywhere. But it really work. Even if everything else you say is so stupid, you will look smarter just by doing that.

And guys have more. Another good way to look smart is if you hold down shift when you type the first letter of a sentence so it makes it bigger and inf of different looking.

Its supposed to make it easier to read or something but anyway I guarantee it makes you look smarter. Alright one more now. Theres this awesome program called Firefox and if you use it will automatically put a red line under misspelled words. Then all you gotta do is right-click it and then click word at the top of the menu.

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10 Jan 2011 8:30PM

*really
Nice try, though.

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11 Jan 2011 3:52AM

I know. I put a whole bunch of mistakes in that on purpose and only used spellcheck to fix them. That was my point: even if you are a total idiot, you can still look way better with those three "tricks". I can actually write properly and I don't normally sounds like an idiot (I hope). But that wouldn't have worked for this demo.

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11 Jan 2011 3:38AM

For comparison:

hey dudes! i found an awesome trick for making you looks smarter on the internet. its kind of like whereing glasses in real life only better because people won't think you're a dork. it's relly simple. all you gotta do is put a blank line in your posts every few sentances! just like that. they're called paragraphs. i herd some people say you're supposed to put the blank line aft3er an importent point but i bet most people wont notice if you just put it anywhere. but it really work. even if everything else you say is so stupid, you will look smartner just by doing that. and guys have more. another good way to look smart is if you hold down shift when you type the first letter of a sentence so it makes it bigger and kinf of different looking. its supposed to make it easier to read or something but anyway i gaurantee it makes you look smarter. alright one more now. theres this awesome program called firefox and if you use it will automacitally put a red line under mispelled words. then all you gotta do is right-click it and then click word at the top of the menu.

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