I found a chick I was dating messed around on me. So as payback I mixed a drink that was one third coke, one third whiskey and one third fresh piss!
She took one sip and goes .....OH THAT'S GOOD!
I am thinking to myself this bitch has complained about everything under the sun the whole time we are together and finally I issue what I think is disgusting payback and she likes it. So I called it good and fucked her hard in the ass and dumped her the next day!
To this day she never has figured out my secret recipee...
