Okay, so: real confessions time. This isn't gonna be me telling you a story. I have a curiosity. Who's your secret celebrity fetish? Who would you bang (or let bang you) in half a second, given the chance, but don't want to tell the people around you?
Mine's the lady who plays detective Benson on L&O:SVU. She's twice my age, but I'd hit that in a heartbeat. Your turn.