So that's your take on that old joke eh?
-Girl sitting in wheel chair on a beach with no arms and no legs and a guy comes up to her and asks why shes crying. She says because Ive never been hugged by a guy, so the guy hugs here. He walks away and a little while later passes the girl again and shes crying again. He asks whats wrong now, she replies that shes never been kissed by a guy. He once again obliges and kisses her. He walks away only to happen upon here once more, and once again she is crying the guy kind of pissed asks whats wrong now, she replies that shes never been fucked by a guy. The guy picks her up out of the wheel chair, throws her into the ocean and yells 'Now your fucked.'
But hey good for you, trying to pass it off as something you did, or just re-working an old joke either way, kudos to you I suppose.
Oh and for those concerned with grammar/spelling....
Sometimes, it, dun mutta, wat da lutter,s. speel jost. fakin. read it
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'But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?' -Mark Twain