Went round my exs last night to have a chat i know the family very well so i just knock and walk in. shouted hello and her mum yelled " hi "name", wont be a min, just getting changed. i crept up the stairs and peered thru the banister. unfortuntaly she had already slipped her thong on but still managed to see her suprinsgly pert big boobs, not bad for a mother whos 50 next year. her ass was big and juicy too. really wanted to knock one out but being half way up the stairs anyone could have came thru the door and id be busted. came home closed my eyes and cum everywhere! might have to randomly pop in again sometime
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07 Mar 2010 3:38PM
So having a wank is the closest you get to sex? Sad twat.
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07 Mar 2010 3:52PM
no not really but i left my exs and went home. was you expecting a naked chick to be led on my bed waiting for me lol. dumb fuck
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07 Mar 2010 4:05PM
you should have raped the wrinkled old twat then killed her
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07 Mar 2010 4:45PM
You just typed "was you expecting a naked chick to be led on my bed waiting for me". Then had the audacity to call another person a dumb fuck??
Are all Brits as illiterate as you?
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07 Mar 2010 4:48PM
No, don't class all brits the same as that sad jerk.
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07 Mar 2010 5:19PM
how is that illiterate? he said is a wank the closest i get to sex??? no i can get sex pretty easy but to do that i need a female and seeing as i was on my way home after i went to my exs how was i gonna get a fuck with no female there. it was sarcasm summit you fat dumb ass amercans dont get.
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08 Mar 2010 4:49AM
"Was you expecting" ?? What kind of Grammar is that??
"Led on the bed" ??? Do you mean 'Laid on the bed' ???
I'm not an American by the way.
I'm Irish, posting this from Dublin.
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08 Mar 2010 12:01PM
LMFAO!!!!!! didnt realise this was an english lesson. what twat comes on a porn site correcting people on spelling and grammar. i see why your pissed tho...... long live thierry henry :-D. are the irish good at anything come to think about it :-S
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08 Mar 2010 6:54PM
They are good at several things actually.
Art, Writing, acting, singing, architecture... Oh!! Lets not forget, sending the English home from Ireland in bodybags ;-)
In nineteen hundred and sixteen
The forces of the crown
For to take Orange, White, and Green
Bombarded Dublin Town
But in '21, Britannia's sons
Were forced earn their pay, when
The black and tans, like lightening ran
From the Rifles of the IRA!
They burned their way through Munster
Then laid Leinster on the rack
Through Connacht, and through Ulster
Marched the men in brown and black
They shot down wives and children
In their own heroic way, but
The black and tans, like lightening ran
From the Rifles of the IRA!
They hanged young Kevin Barry high
Just a lad of eighteen years
Cork City's flames lit up in the sky
But our brave lads new no fear
The Cork brigade with hand-grenades
In ambush wait and lay, and
The black and tans, like lightening ran
From the Rifles of the IRA!
The tans were got, taken out and shot
By a brave and valiant few
Sean Treacy, Dinny Lacey
And Tom Barry's gallant crew
Though we're not free yet
We won't forget
Until our dying day, how
The black and tans, like lightening ran
From the Rifles of the IRA!
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09 Mar 2010 12:31PM
omg your a knob. are you actully claimin ireland are good because of the IRA lol. they are cowards!!!! all terrorists are cowards. its like sucker punching someone, that dont make you hard. the irish are butt of all jokes for a reason my friend.
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09 Mar 2010 6:53PM
If you had any kind of education, you would see that I am referring to the Republican army circa 1916.
Basic weapons and training but still sent you packing.
The English have a massive chip on their shoulders these days because they are nothing but a little packie/nigger filled shithole, waiting around for the next instruction from daddy USA.
Britannia rules nothing anymore pal. It's just another dumping ground for the worlds human waste.
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09 Mar 2010 7:13PM
i have education mate just not about irish history coz lets face it who gives a fuck about your history. youve done nothing exciting. britannia once ruled it all mate even your poxy lil country. i didnt know "packie" was spelt like that either lol. im sure its paki my "educated" friend, as in PAKIstan. and i couldnt agree more this country now is usa's bitch. thats what we get for voting labour i suppose.
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10 Mar 2010 4:16AM
A typo is allowed.
Once ruled it all.
Thats the exact point.
You brits are cant get to grips with the fact that you are nothing now.
That explains the behaviour of your football hooligans overseas.
Like a bunch of lame dogs trying to piss on a patch.
Thats enough 'Brit bashing' for me now.
I will leave you alone little man.
Your reply will be wasted.
