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23 Jul 2012 12:30AM
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I confess, I asked this chick out and she turned me down. She's not that hot and I thought I was doing her a favor. She said no so last night after her lights were off, I proceeded to leave a hefty shit by her door. Then I kicked her dog. True story.

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23 Jul 2012 12:33PM

Aw man...shouldnt have kicked the dog...UNLESS...did it turn u down also? Probably did, true story also ;)

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23 Jul 2012 3:01PM

lol, i laughed, leaving behind a shit is a good touch, one time i left a dead bird outside my friends door

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