Boards - confessions - I fantasize about fucking Lilly Allen on a gigantic Margherita pizza. We'd both be completely naked

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03 Oct 2009 6:44PM

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I fantasize about fucking Lilly Allen on a gigantic Margherita pizza. We'd both be completely naked and smother cheesy top over each others' bodies and then lick if off. Then I'd rip bits off the pizza base and start masturbating her with it. Finally, I'd roll some pizza base up, ram it up her arse, ram it down her throat, and then fuck her doggy style. She'd enjoy the sensation of doing a guy and two pizzas at once. I'm sure she could write a catchy pop tune about that.

Right now, I'm listening to "The Fear" and smothering a pizza over my naked torso. Mmmm, Lilly Allen.

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 6:55PM

And one time, I baked a pizza shaped like Lilly Allen, with olives for titties and a bunch of squid as her pussy, and I ate her out. Literally. She tastes like cheese and tomato paste, in case you're wondering.

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 6:58PM

who the fuck is lilly allen? at least post a pic if you want people to know WTF you're talking about.

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 7:18PM

This girl?

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 7:44PM

YES! Wouldn't she look good smothered in salami, tomato paste and cheese?

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 7:55PM

Bollocks to the pizza man, I'd just love to fuck her anywhere have always thought that shes like the hottest english singer since she first arrived on the scene with the dress and trainers combo

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Anonymous

03 Oct 2009 8:21PM

You sad fucker

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Anonymous

04 Oct 2009 12:37AM

And you know she's got a third nipple? How good would it be to suck on THREE titties, not just two?

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Anonymous

04 Oct 2009 9:00PM

No one wants to suck on Lily Allen's third nipple?

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Anonymous

04 Oct 2009 9:05PM

LOL, as long as it's not grossly deformed or weird looking, sure why not :)

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Anonymous

04 Oct 2009 9:47PM

she looks like a jiggly, gonna-be-fat-when -im-30 sleezeball. Plus the lip ring thing is just a cry for help.

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Anonymous

05 Oct 2009 2:48AM

That's part of the attraction. You want to pound her silly when she's still young and taut BECAUSE you now that her hotness is fleeting and that if she didn't have her well-connected parents she'd be a fat, boorish single-mom with a foul mouth and a penchant for having it up her butt.

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Anonymous

05 Oct 2009 4:25AM

she's a silly little rich girl , pretending to be a working class girl made good, i'd fuck her though , twice if she asked nicely after i've taken out the ball gag .

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Anonymous

07 Oct 2009 7:03AM

Does anyone feel guilty about downloading her songs off the net and not buy it in a store? If she sold CD albums with pictures of her topless, I'd pay for it!

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