For those of you that don't speak "average american" please allow me to translate:
"fuck you" means "hello". "I own a 2300 sq ft home with 3 large bedrooms and 2 and a half baths" means i've got a house now that is worth half of what i bought it for.
"I drive an 18 wheeler for a living" means "I sleep in the back of a truck most of the time in god forsaken road stops, i am severely overweight and i only shower every 3rd day."
"I own 2 horses,4 dogs" means "because of my obesity i am diabetic. I bought the horse and dogs to fuck my wife."
"So as you sorry-ass Europeans look around at the shoebox you live in, get on a bus to go to work" means "I've never been to Europe".
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17 Jan 2012 6:26AM
