how do turtles reproduce and fuck. like forreal
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27 Mar 2013 5:13PM
well.. it's a bit like the birds and the bees but with turtles.. daddy turtle gets excited because he loves mummy turtle so much and he puts his long tail into mummy turtle's bottom and squirts some seeds into her. Daddy turtle's seeds make mummy turtles eggs fertile, then she squeezes out the eggs and buries them in the sand. After a few months baby turtles hatch out of the eggs and scrabble down to the ocean and live there until they're all grown up and ready to be mummy and daddy turtles... and on it goes.. "It's the circle of life..." etc etc etc.
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28 Mar 2013 12:02AM
sadly, OP is a biology major in a prestigious north korean university
