We at PETT would like to apologize for this troll escaping and running amok. We thought we had him sedated but it seems his hunger is insatiable and he broke free to troll like only he can. But take heed, the more he feeds the less time he has for the actions he claims to do.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four