I'm not gay, but I'm getting really close to finally realizing my years-long fantasy of kidnapping a small child (infant through two years old) and cutting it up into bite-sized chunks to use in stew or chili (or both, if the child is big enough). I have no sexual interests in a human that small, and it matters not whether the specimen is male or female. My interests are strictly gastronomical.
My questions are, does this make me gay, and most guys have this fantasy, right? I mean, it's pretty normal, right?
