I confess that I get much more work done when I jerk off in the morning. I spend way less time surfing for porn.
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03 Nov 2011 12:52PM
I make more money when my wife wakes me with a bj or lets me blow my morning load as i get up. Guess it just works out for both of us better this way. She gets to stay home and not work, I get my needs taken cared of without asking. This started a few years back when I began writing a book. She found porn on my computer one time when I had walked out to take the dogs for a walk. She was pissed off royaly. I confessed that I was horny and had wasted hours looking at porn instead of writing. long story short we figured it helped me concentrate on the topic I was writing on if I wasn't surfing for porn, and she would be able to quit her job quicker. Smart bitch! huh!?
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03 Nov 2011 4:01PM
To all the little girl lovers:
Next time you see a sexy, little girl, go somewhere, have a wank and you wont see her as a sexual object anymore. Problem solved!
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03 Nov 2011 4:20PM
Huh, I thought it was just me. Must be pretty common. Cool.
