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27 Sep 2013 7:34PM

The problem with this is that (theoretically) a woman is telling her side of the story.

And, women are prone to lie and/or skew the facts to their favor.

I'd like to hear his side of the situation.

"Yeah, I came home to my gilfriend. She didn't take her meds as usual, so she couldn't remember that I was out of town for a while. When that happens she always thinks we broke up, then she's shocked when I show back up. She greets me with a baseball bat, and yells at me. Clearly she's been off her meds for a bit... the paranoid schizophrenia's kicking in pretty hard. I tell her to put the bat down, we argue, so I take it away from her before she hurts someone (me or herself). I've been out of town for a while, and I'm really fucking horny, so while we're standing there I'm getting sort of turned on while arguing and wrestling with her. I tell her I need her, and she decides to grudgingly give it up. She likes it a bit rough, so I bend her over the table. However, she keeps wiggling around, so I can't aim it right, and keep poking her in the rear. She was a bit dry, too, so I try to spit some down there, but again, she keeps moving around, so I can't aim straight. I finally get it in her vagoo, and we're fucking. I'm pretty quick to blow my load, b/c god I've been on the road for so long. But, she pulls away right as I'm about to cum... so I shoot my load all over the floor and some of it lands on her. Fuck, what a shitty orgasm. She's sitting on the floor then... out of the blue she starts crying! WTF?! I don't know what was wrong. She didn't respond to me, so I tried to console her. I patted her on the butt some, but she was unresponsive. So, I smacked her butt harder and harder to try and get a response. Finally, I just gave up, and left her there. Wasn't sure if I should have called 911. She seemed ok. I think she just needs to get her meds. We'll need to get them in the morning."

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28 Sep 2013 3:00AM

i lol'd

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