TL;DR: I confess I just recently lost my virginity at 25 years old to my ex-girlfriends batshit insane alcoholic mother.... and it was AWESOME!
Full story -
I'm a guy who's confident in most things, but not with women. I'm shy and act like a faggot around pretty women. I was with my one and only ever girlfriend for 9 months, and I was always way to anxious and scared of not performing well that I couldn't get it up with my ex, and she left me. I felt like shit. She was really pretty, and I felt like I had to perform well in order to feel worthy of her. I could never get it up.
Anyway, when I was with my exgf at her house, her mother would flirt with me and make sexual remarks. I always thought she was just teasing me, since she did it often in front of my ex, but I guess there was some sincerity behind it sometimes....
I was out with my friends at a club last week, and my EXGF's mother was there. I saw her as soon as we went in the club, and I prayed with my friends to go somewhere else, but they said no.
I went to the bathroom for a piss, and I just so happened to bump into the crazy bitch on the way... However, I was surprised. She looked reasonably more attractive than last time I saw her, but I suppose that was probably the 6 jack and cokes I'd already had...
Her tits was heaving and huge right in front of me, and she caught me looking at them. She smirked at me, and said "I know you're a virgin". I went red, I couldn't believe my cunt exgf just told everyone.
She said "it's ok, come with me". She took a look into the womens bathroom, and then dragged me into a bathroom cubicle....
I couldn't believe it... I was erect before my pants where even down! I don't know if it was the alcohol relaxing me, or the fact that her mother is a solid 4/10 and therefore the pressure wasn't on me, but my dick actually worked with a woman!
Her mouth slid down my cock and I was in ecstasy. After about 20 seconds I told her I was about to cum and she stopped. I was angry and internally screaming "why", but then I saw her lifting up her skirt to reveal no underwear....
Her fat thighs were right above mine, and she slowly slid her pussy onto my cock. I couldn't believe the feeling. I'm glad she wasn't tight because it would have been over too quickly.
She started riding me slowly, stopping everytime I was close to cumming, I guess she just knew when I was about to cum. But after 2 minutes, I felt her cunt tightening around my cock, and she began to ride faster and she started talking dirty...
She moaned like a cow, and started slamming up and down, her thighs crashing against mine. She moaned again and told me to cum, and I almost passed out it felt that good. I filled her up.
So yeah, I lost my V.