This is going in one of two directions.
1. You're going tell us how you take her virginity. This is predictable, and a fucking cop out. If you're going this direction, make it short and let us know in advance.
2. She's a god loving, republican voting, gun toting woman who just realized she's a lesbian. If you're going down this path, just kill yourself now.
Also, please master the English language, you asshat. I could have constructed a better looking post by slamming my head on the keyboard repeatedly.
