so today Natalie Portman is on my campus (UT) somewhere. i am going to rape her. prepare to see my face on the news.
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Seven years on 4chan has taught me that OP never delivars, seek attention somewhere else.

have fun getting swarmed by her bodyguards and arrested

Yea I am sure all the people around her will just stand there and let it happen. Unless Natalie Portman is the name you gave the stray dog you been eyeing.
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OP here: saw natalie, i lunged for her breast mounds when all of a sudden her security guy who looks like marsalas wallace from pulp fiction. punched me in the stomach then broke each of my fingers with a hammer. now hes fucking my ass while natalie stubbs out sigs on my face