i was cutting the grass out the back when the women came out to hang up her washing i get on ok with her she then started to hang up her little panties and bras facing into my garden i would quite like to fuck her and i dont know if she was just winding me up or coming onto me if i make a move on her and she tells her husband he is built like a brick shithouse he will fucking kill me so do i chance my arm and try to fuck her or get the fucking kicking of my life from her husband
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Wow.... you're a retard.
Did you fail every single grade in shool?
Next time you try to tell a gay little story, try using some commas, periods, and capitalizations.

Next time, you should comment on her bra and panties and tell her that a skanky hoe likee her shouldn't be wearing undergarments, but should instead be wearing your thighs as earrings and your dick as a glottal stop. And wink when you say that, or otherwise she'll think you're weird.