I confess I have this recurring dream. It never happened, and probably never will, but I keep dreaming about it. In my dream, I'm tied to a high standing cross, my legs spread far apart. I am completely naked, and there are many people, men and women both, standing around me, watching me. This is out in the open somewhere, on a hot, sunny day. I was forced to drink lots of water before being put up there. I'm not blindfolded, my eyes are wide open, forced to look at them all, standing around, waiting for me to humiliate myself by pissing in front of all of them.
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
