i confess all this week Keira Knightley will be in my town shooting for a movie. i'm going to sneak in her trailer and hopefully have my way with her.you heard it here first folks, the taking of Keira Knightley is happening.
and if my plan fails, i'm going to run on set and flash my dick to her.
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"Flash news, some pervert was apparently shot down on a movie scene for trying to rape Keira Knightley. And now, sports..."

Keira's not currently filming for anything - nice try.
"Jack Ryan" and "Can a Song Saved Your Life?" finished filming a good while ago and no filming has begun for "Untouched" at this point. She's not in your town, she's not in a trailer. She's living her life and you need to get one for yourself (a life, not a Keira).