The Hell's with all this "I confess" crap...why can't anyone just be original and type whatever fake story it is they're trying to type? It's not like anyone believes you anyway (except the overly gullible ones...) and if anything, it just makes you look like you're trying to do what everyone else is doing...You want alot of views, comments and likes, well be original.
I don't actually expect any mature (nor original) comments from anyone, by the way. So go ahead and make yourselves look like 14 year old teenagers. This should be funny. And, as for that whole "moral free zone" crap I read about earlier...There will ALWAYS be a need for some sense of morality. Even the Nazis had their own moral code...Motherless was never a moral-free zone.
