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Anonymous
05 Jun 2009 9:49PM

Hey jesus- if mary and joeseph were never fuckin, that means the marriage was never consumated----- which makes you born-out-of-wedlock. Or a bastard, in other words. Besides, everyone knows mary and joe were mexicans- who else is gonna name a kid hey-zuess?

Also, who da FUCK told Mary Magdelene she looked like a 'John' and should pose as an apostle? Why couldn't they just accept the first hippie following the Dead and be done with it? Betcha THAT would have sucked, tho- trying to build a religion based on needing a ticket to the next show.

Love your show on South Park, BTW.

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