As opposed to jerking off with your ear?
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Or the hand of a random stranger you just grab. Personally I think that would be the worst. I mean odds are he or she just will NOT be into it and not put forth the effort. That or they may try to hard and squeeze with all their might and just pull on it like they were trying to get it unstuck.
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