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06 Aug 2012 9:09PM
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I confess that I work for the Human Resource department at my job. Since my employer is a huge public employer, there are rules and laws we have to abide by when we hire someone. Basically they try to make it so that no one has an advantage and we can't hire friends and family. We just opened up a lucrative position that people would literally kill someone to get. For no other purpose but to play God, I decided that I would pick who got the job even though I have no authority to do so.
Since 400 people applied, my employer decided to test the top 200. The top 10 who scored the highest would move on. It was my job to correct and score those 200 tests. I separated the tests of the people that I liked from the rest. Then I went through the other 190 and made little marks on the scantrons so the scanner would mark half the test wrong even though they may have gotten most of them right. I then corrected the incorrect answers on the tests of the people I did like so they scored higher and would move on.
I did it because I want someone who I can manipulate, control and string along at work. I also did it because I wanted to see if I could get away with it and it killed a lot of time.

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06 Aug 2012 9:16PM

OP, could you type that over again? I missed the part about naked teenagers.

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06 Aug 2012 9:39PM

Yeah, I guess we were looking for some Motherless content here. Like if you could hire a hot chick willing to fuck in return for the job, that would be appropriate.

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06 Aug 2012 10:01PM

Now we know why we got shitty lazy public employees.

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07 Aug 2012 10:13AM

starts in the White House and goes all the way through the system.

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07 Aug 2012 1:04AM

We already knew that we got lazy shitty public employees because other other corrupt inept public employees hire them. Well, I guess you didn't,t know that. Do you, sir, by any chance, work for the city?

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07 Aug 2012 1:56AM

You state: "I did it because I want someone who I can manipulate, control and string along at work."

But the fact is, people often regret when someone they like at work takes a position of power. Either jealousy sets in, or they discover the power goes to the person's head and makes them unpleasant to work with. In other words, it's highly unlikely you will be able to do much manipulation or stringing along. . .

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07 Aug 2012 4:04AM

lol, nice OP, you're a sociopathic sob but nice, that is hilarious. :)))

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07 Aug 2012 5:10AM

i scrolled down at human resource manager

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06 Feb 2013 10:00PM

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