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Anonymous
26 Feb 2014 7:42AM

I think I'd get her black out drunk, and/or drug her until she's passed out and then slowly remove all her teeth with a pair of pliers. Then make a fancy necklace out of them to give to her to show her how much I loved her. You gotta do nice things for girls if you expect to hold on to them. Don't make her feel like you're taking her for granted.

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