I confess that I had a plan to knock out this girl friend of mine so that I could do sexual stuff to her but then I accidentally gave her the wrong drink and knocked myself out instead. When I came to she was gone but she left a note.
"Hey, P***, I saw you were REALLY tired so I just grabbed my stuff and left. See you Friday! XOXO"
I can't believe I did that. I had the perfect opportunity and blew it.