I want to let my Auntie in law catch me jerking off, im 18 and she is in her late 30s, my uncle cheats on her and treats her like shit all the time. How likely is it that she will fuck me?
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how does she treat you and react to you now? Is she at all open a flirty? Especially how does she act when your uncle is not around?

next time you hug her in private give her a very gentle lingering kiss on her neck. then offer her five bucks to blow you.

is she related by blood or is your uncle the blood relation? If she isn't blood she will probably be more apt to jump on that dick.

you feel lucky punk? go ahead..make my day..i dare you!
she will laugh her face off and then kick your balls up to your nose..try it and tell us how it felt!

you have absolutely nothing to lose by trying. if she freaks just tell her you are on acid or smack or whatever you young fuckers are snorting up your veins these days.
if she goes for it then you are one lucky poodle cuz tapping family is always drama free. just write down every detail, every nuance, hone it to exactly
5692 words and post it all here on the second tuesday of next fucking week because we can't wait.