I drank a used condom out of the trash at a house party one time
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2 boys were walking across farmer giles field one spots a condom and says to the other " look johhny it is one of farmer giles's cow udders we should take it to farmer giles.
They knock on the door and he answers " hi farmer giles we just found one of your cow udders so we brought it back to you"
Farmer giles say " thank you boys here is 50p, as they walk away one says to the other " i wonder how much he would have paid us if you didn't suck all the cream out first" !!

You can drink straight from the source here all you want

You could have me pump fresh loads into you.