I confess that I am a little dicked submissive panty wearing sissy cuckold for BBC. I love humiliation, degradation, forced feminization. Many things lead to this realization. Years of girls humiliating me because of my tiny dick and a secret love of women’s panties was the start. I indulged my love for panties which lead to fully dressing like a sissy ho fantazing about a dominant woman forcing me or blackmailing me into her pussy worshipping sissy girl. Then came BBC porn and cuckolding porn and also sissy hypno. The end result is that I can’t even get aroused unless I think about being a submissive sissy cuckold for bbc. I need a dominant woman and a black master to serve and fulfill my destiny as a worthless white owned sissy bitch.

white power on these black hos

i confess even though i only date thin white girls i secretly LOVE big black tits.

last night I saw an ad on craigslist from a 18 year old 40GG girl posting for blowjobs for 50$

I emailed thinking it was a fake or a crack ho, got a reply offering to meet up in an hour, got ready.

was super nervous driving down there thought for sure id get busted by police but she walks out of her house with THE. BIGGEST. TITS. I. Have ever seen...

gets in the car doesnt even ask for money and lets me play with her tits, we climb in the back seat she lays down and i straddle over her placing my cock between those things

pour a little astroglide and have some fun for 15 minutes until i cum all over her tits and face.

she giggles and cleans up with a towel, i hand her 50 and shes out of the car. she says to email her we can do that as often as we like.

next thing i know im at home sleeping next to my girlfriend and her small tits.

probably wont do it again, needed to get it out of my system. money is better spent on some cyberskin tittyfuck toy or something right?

pic isnt her but thats about how big those things were. not floppy either they stood way out with no bra. heaven in my hands

I fuck the rainbow
I fuck the rainbow
I'll fuck any color ho, I fuck the rainbow

Even if she's an albino as white as snow
I don't give a fuck cause I fuck the rainbow

I fuck the rainbow
I fuck the rainbow
I fuck any color ho
I fuck the rainbow

I dont care if she's green or blue
The're all pink in the middle
So I'll tell you what I do

I fuck the rainbow
I fuck the rainbow
i'll fuck any color ho
i fuck the rainbow

Dont care if shes brown or yellow
If i'm up in her shit
Then i'm a happy fellow

Shootin bitches with my 9
shootin bitches with my 9
Shootin bitches with my 9
Shootin bitches with my 9
Bustin a nut like I be bustin rhymes

I fuck the rainbow
i fuck the rainbow
i fuck any color ho
i fuck the rainbow

DEAR FUTURE GF / WIFE:

WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME, AND COOK ME DINNER!!!

I WANT YOU TO B NAKED 24/7 IN MY HOME, EVERYDAY,
YOU WILL NOT WORK, YOU WILL BE MY LOVE DOLL!!!

YOU WILL BE ON THE PILL, SO I CAN CUM INSIDE U EVERYDAY/ NIGHT

WHEN YOU R NAKED ON AND IN MY BED, I WILL BE NEXT TO YOU WITH MY ARMS AND HANDS RUBBING YOUR TITS AND PUSSY AND CLITORIS

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY,
YOU WILL HAVE A SHAVEN PUSSY!!!! AND NICE FIRM TITS!!!

YOU WILL WEAR NICE EXPENSIVE PERFUME , YOU SAY WHAT KIND U LIKE, I WILL GO OUT AND GET IT FOR YOU

YOU WILL GIVE ME BJ'S BEFORE WORK AND AFTER WORK ,

YOU WILL LOVE ME, AND NO1 ELSE.

I WANT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME SAYING YOU WANT TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH ME
YOU WILL BE MY HOT BLONDE WITH A NICE SHAVEN PUSSY!!!!

I WILL GET YOU ""TOYS"" SO YOU CAN PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM NOT HOME,

I WANNA SEE YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM HOME!!!

IF U HAVE HAIR ON YOUR PUSSY, I WANNA SEE YOU SHAVE IT OFF!!!

___________________

R U ON THE PILL??? I HOPE SO...LOOKING FOR ""SEX ONLY""

HI, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX""

I HATE USING CONDOMS, I WOULD RATHER JUST, UNLOAD IN UR PUSSY OR MAYBE ON YOUR TITS....

I AM 100% CLEAN, SINCE I HAVNT HAD SEX SINE THE LATE 90'S / EARLY 2000'S!!

AGAIN, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"" - FUCKING IN BED !!!! MINE OR YOURS!!!

I WANT THE WOMEN TO BE:

- ON THE PILL (SO SHE DON'T GET PREG)

- SHAVEN PUSSY, MAYBE A LIL LINE IS FINE, BUT NO HAIRY PUSSIES!!!

- NICE SMALL TO MEDIUM TITS

- SHE HAS TO BE ""WHITE""

- BLONDS OR BRUNETTE

- I DONT CARE IF SHES A WHORE , SLUT, SKANK, HO, PROS, W/E (JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS """"ON THE PILL"""") -- I DO NOT WANT KIDS!!!!

AND I HATE USING CONDOMS!!!!

I WANT YOU TO:
- PLEASURE ME
- PLEASE ME
- RUB MY LEGS AND THIGHS AND ""JERK ME OFF""
- RUB MY BALLS
- SUCK MY COCK!!!

____________________________________________

DEAR FUTURE GF / WIFE:

WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME, AND COOK ME DINNER!!!

I WANT YOU TO B NAKED 24/7 IN MY HOME, EVERYDAY,
YOU WILL NOT WORK, YOU WILL BE MY LOVE DOLL!!!

YOU WILL BE ON THE PILL, SO I CAN CUM INSIDE U EVERYDAY/ NIGHT

WHEN YOU R NAKED ON AND IN MY BED, I WILL BE NEXT TO YOU WITH MY ARMS AND HANDS RUBBING YOUR TITS AND PUSSY AND CLITORIS

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY,
YOU WILL HAVE A SHAVEN PUSSY!!!! AND NICE FIRM TITS!!!

YOU WILL WEAR NICE EXPENSIVE PERFUME , YOU SAY WHAT KIND U LIKE, I WILL GO OUT AND GET IT FOR YOU

YOU WILL GIVE ME BJ'S BEFORE WORK AND AFTER WORK ,

YOU WILL LOVE ME, AND NO1 ELSE.

I WANT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME SAYING YOU WANT TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH ME
YOU WILL BE MY HOT BLONDE WITH A NICE SHAVEN PUSSY!!!!

I WILL GET YOU ""TOYS"" SO YOU CAN PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM NOT HOME,

I WANNA SEE YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM HOME!!!

IF U HAVE HAIR ON YOUR PUSSY, I WANNA SEE YOU SHAVE IT OFF!!!

______________________

NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!!

IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO'S IN THE NY AREA????

R U ON THE PILL??? I HOPE SO...LOOKING FOR ""SEX ONLY""

HI, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX""

I HATE USING CONDOMS, I WOULD RATHER JUST, UNLOAD IN UR PUSSY OR MAYBE ON YOUR TITS....

I AM 100% CLEAN, SINCE I HAVNT HAD SEX SINE THE LATE 90'S / EARLY 2000'S!!

AGAIN, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"" - FUCKING IN BED !!!! MINE OR YOURS!!!

I WANT THE WOMEN TO BE:

- ON THE PILL (SO SHE DON'T GET PREG)

- SHAVEN PUSSY, MAYBE A LIL LINE IS FINE, BUT NO HAIRY PUSSIES!!!

- NICE SMALL TO MEDIUM TITS

- SHE HAS TO BE ""WHITE""

- BLONDS OR BRUNETTE

- I DONT CARE IF SHES A WHORE , SLUT, SKANK, HO, PROS, W/E (JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS """"ON THE PILL"""") -- I DO NOT WANT KIDS!!!!

AND I HATE USING CONDOMS!!!!

I WANT YOU TO:
- PLEASURE ME
- PLEASE ME
- RUB MY LEGS AND THIGHS AND ""JERK ME OFF""
- RUB MY BALLS
- SUCK MY COCK!!!

I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN REALLY SOON

love the way this white ho look up at me when she suckin my big black dick

the first time i got fucked by a guy.

ok so i was a lil bi curious for years but never had the balls to go for it or do nothing. but one night im horny as hell and shave my cock n balls armpits chest everything it feels so sexy and hot and then i jump on the chatroom and talking to an older gay guy who lives not that far away. i was in ashton under lyne near manchester at this point. so hes asking me what i wanted to try an i tell him i wanna feel a guys cock trying sucking it i wasnt up for a guy cumin in my mouth but would like to maybe feel a cock in my ass and maybe even get fully fucked. so we chat more and im hard as hell and he offers to come over and we could try what ever and see how it goes. so after shitting myself for a bit lol i say yes.

20mins later hes at the door i let him in we go upstairs to the bedroom im already naked he gets undressed so i lay on the bay and let him get a good look at me. he gets on the bed and and to my surprise hes just like every other guy hes got a cock balls lol ok so im a little more relaxed now and i grab his cock n start to feel him. it feels so horny n hot its no diff from mine but its another guys dick in my hand i rub him hard n feel his balls i lean in closer so tempting to see what its like n take him in my mouth lick it a little... so i go for it lean in closer n take the tip slowly in my mouth n suck. i feels hotter than i expected i can feel the pre cum run out my cock. i suck him for a minute then he leans up and takes my cock in his mouth i lean back and close my eyes. my dicks in some guys warm mouth and this feels strange but horny as fuck.

he then asks me what do you wanna try and im already on my back so i lean my legs back like a slut n say can i feel you in me. he says yeh. i spit on my finger tips an wipe it over my lil asshole. now sure iv had fingers in my ass n toys with girlfriends so im able to relax but this is a guy and its not a bit of rubber or plastic its a hard cock lol. so im very horny very excited and now nervous as fuck that it doesnt hurt me. im on my back legs spread and my knees back towards my shoulders he leans up and pushes his cock tip against my hole mmmmm that felt sooo hot. he then keeps pushing in me slowly i feel my asshole open up and take his cock in me slowly i no hes now fully up inside me and can feel it in beyond just the opening hes still for a second an asks if im ok. im thinking how the fuck do i answer im lay on my back legs spread with a dick in me but im not in jail n getting raped lol i wanted this n it feels soooo fucking hot n sexy right now. so i nod yes. i then say fuck me. he starts to push in and out my ass not all the way out just in and out fucking me slowly i look down and see his cock go in and out disappearing inside my hole. it feels soooo good better than fingers in your ass while your gf sucks you off. he fucks me for a few mins then pulls out slowly n says get on top and he rolls onto his back so i get on like i seen ever other girl do in porn or in real life. i get my legs over him either side an take his cock in my hand and aim it up at my asshole. i lean down and push it up me. i feel it go in again. im basically sat on his dick n legs at this point doing it cowgirl style lol. im going up n down on his cock and it feels fucking fantastic im kinda hitting my gpsot a little as i go up n down im not expert but it feels fucking good. he starts to rub my soaking wet cock end n works it with his finger tip then grabs me fully n starts to wank me as i fuck him. mmmmmmm thats what was in my head during right at this point im fucking this guy. so im riding him harder n faster hes working my cock like crazy i then say carefull im gonna cum if you keep going. he says go n then. i keep going faster n faster he wanking my cock like crazy ans i buck my hips up n down on his dick its building up in me soooo deep. and boom i start cumming all over him his chest his face up the headboard of the bed and right up the walls over him about 2 feet up it. im cumming like crazy and soo much of it and im out of breath and feel like im gonna pass out. it was the most intense and best orgasim iv ever had in my life. my eyes close and i feel drained and im flopping over still i still have a huge hard cock in my ass. he then asks for me to get on my belly i do so of course i lost a little of how horny i am but i want a little more and i have to admit i was feeling sluty for now just letting a guy fuck me just to let him finish. i was feeling like im a cum bucket here. he gets over me im on my belly legs spread again n he pushes up me. its hot like this and feels nice still. he fucks me for only a minute he gets faster and faster hes panting now. hes pushing up deep as he thrusts in me my heads of the end of the bed lay like a slut ans he asks. can i finish inside you :p just the words were so ho i new hes about to cum and hes asking my persmission like i had done with past girls. of course i wanted it to have it to feel it to have a guy cum right up my ass and take all that hot sticky spunk inside me. so i nod yes go for it. he gets faster and faster then thrusts up me deep and fires load after laod in me. strokes in and slowly emptying all his load in me im biting my lip now thinkin waw im full of spunk like a lil slut. he pulls out slowly and says that was nice. i say yeh. and he laughs says well im spent time to get then. i was like yeh thanks. didnt want a chit chat after lol.

after i walk him to the door n say thanks bye. he leaves i go back up n look at the cum splattered wall lol i lay down horny as fuck id done it a let a guy fuck me and cum up me like a lil whore. so i run to the bathroom and use a shaving mirror and place it on the floor i wanted to see his cum run out my ass :P i stick a finger in an lossen my hole i then lick it a lil to tatse :P i then push out and watch as wet water white cum runs out my hole and drips onto the floor. i stop as i wana keep some in and feel sluty knowing i have cum up me. i start to get hard again n head back to the bed and lay down rubbing my cock. i wank and cum a little and thinking about what i had done thinking how he tasted in my mouth how it felt in my ass. and i did love it. i am deff bi lol

since then ive been with 26 guys :) if you wana know about the first load i swallowed let me no :)

yours a cock slut

I am female teacher in Serbia, and I give blow job to little boys student. I have 35 years now, my husband is from another country, and we are in marriage 6 years. I am really sexy for teacher, pretty face, great butt. I know every little student jack off after class when they go home, or in school toilet. Boys always watch my ass when I turn around. They secretly take photo of my ass in school, even record video when I go on stairs. I know because I see the flash of camera around me, or sound effect. I love to flirt, some time when are just one boy ho take shoot of my ass, I turn to him and say something like this- did you just take picture of my ass? Do you wanna touch it? They always say NOOOO !! But I say I will give you to touch and grab my ass over jeans only if you show me picture off my ass in your phone. They always show me, and then I take the phone, look at his eyes and tell him- What do you do at home when you look at my ass in jeans? They usually don't say anything, they are shy, but I answer to them... do you jack off to my ass ? They all watch down and unsecured, some of them sometime say Yes, I turn the phone to him, and bend my butt a little, and say- go take a nice picture off my ass, and grab it, but be fast. And that moment when they grab my butt, I almost instantly came, or become so wet. That is how all start. After that ass grabing, I go like nothing happens. They are all in age between 18-25. When I pic that boy, then I play with him. Or my another game is to pick the best looking kid in class, and ask him to bring me glass of water. I know he will but his dick into my glass of water. I find a curly hair inside off glass many time. One time some fat kid want to bring me water, he cum into my glass, he think I will not notice. Cum is floating on top of glass, that fat kid is in love with me, he cum that day so much, like a horse. But I never drink the water. I say the water is so cold, and cold water hurts my throat. I like to see reaction on boys face, that fat kid when I say that, he was thinking i will drink his cum, and jack home over that scenario for 10 next years and more. But I don't like cum from fat boys. If that other boy ho I always picking to bring me water, if he cum in my glass, i will drink it, oh god I will do that. When I go home, and my husband fucks me, I always imagine that pretty boy, I even calling his name when my husband fucks me, he don't know my language and he never figure out that I call the boys name. In front of all student I give the compliment to sexy kid, say things like- why all the girls sit around you, and things like that, to courage him to play my sexy game with him. I know he probably jack off every day on me, because the things I say in front of class. After he consult me over e-mail because of homework, I always say two mining words to him... like- your homework always please me so gooooood. I look at his photo in facebook page when my husband is not home, I cum, over and over, the feeling is incredible, when you know you are a naughty girl, classic sex with my husband don't turn me on any more. I need excitement in my life, need boys cum. I download pic of him from facebook page to my mobile, and the day I have class with my pretty boy I go to toilet with my mobile, and masturbate, usually cum very fast 1-2 minutes, pussy become so wet, juice dripped all over the floor, I must eat a lot of my pussy juice. My hand become like a spoon, I eat so much I don't need to breakfast that day. Excitement in the school toilet masturbating to pic of 19 boy.. wow don't have a words to tell the felling. After a couple of months of sexy flirt, I go to next level, say him to stay after the class, or say him that he need too do bring me something like food. Hell yes I aspect cum in that food later, but who cares, I want him to my office. That is the moment when I take control, I say things like- Why you watch me on class like that ? Do you like me, am married women and I can't be with you, you know that. But We can make something only if you don't say nothing to anyone, never!! I close door with the key. And that moment is priceless, when you look at his young eyes and the sound of the key locking the door. That look in his eyes, he know he will get blow job, and I know I will get his cum finally. That young sweet cum in my mouth, after so much work, and so much masturbation on his picture finally have a chance to blow him. I get closer to his face, looking strait in the eyes and just stop in front of him, just listen his breath, dick in his pants grow and grow.. and then I say- you like my ass? I then bend over to the table and say- kiss my ass, he go down on his knees, and he grab my ass, he put his face between my butt, and suck my ass so hard. He eat my butt over the tight jeans so hard, he smell my pussy, he go faster and faster, I felt like he put his dick in my ass, I become so wet. He was sucking my ass over the minute. I turn around to him and slap him over the face, and say- today is the day you will remember forever. I go on my knees and I take his pants off, ohhh boy, ohhh boy!! Аnd when I take that pants down, and see that muscle tin legs, and that sexy muscle stomach, and white panty, with stamp of liquid of pre-cum mixed with cum, he probably cum a little when he suck my ass. I just grab that stamp with my teeth and suck the pre-cum over the pants. And then pull down his pants and there was tin and long dick, bigger then my husband. I take the dick with my hand, and put in my mouth, from down there I was watching him directly in his eyes, that is the best part. After only couple of sucks, after 20 seconds, he cum so hard, I thing he have more then 10-12 shots of cum, all over my face, hair, eyes. I tried to collect cum with my mouth, but he shoot, and shoot...and I never in my life from age 14 to 35y never take so much cum. Because blowjob go so fast, after he came, I suck that kid dick 2 minutes. I want every drop, every drop of cum from his body. But he cums so much, there no cum left. I stand up, and push him to the table, and start kissing him with all his cum left in my mouth, and face, I kiss him so hard like hi is a lollipop. He taste his own cum, and he love it. Best day in my life, and in his life too. After couple of days, I say to him to stay after class to help me with papers, to have another one in toilet. But the fat kid ho is in love with me like the rest of the boys too, that fat kid stay outside the door and listen all I say to him, things like how much he cum in my mouth and so on. The fat kid is heard that I want to suck that pretty boy in toilet. What I didn't know is that fat kid have hidden camera in his watch. He always bring that watch probably to record my ass in stairs.
And he take the watch and put in the women toilet on floor near the trashcan, and set to record. I didn't know about that. Fat kid get good hide, and after 5 min, I go in that toilet with pretty boy and don't realise the hidden watch camera record our sex.
I give that pretty boy another blowjob and he came hard again. After a couple of days fat kid look me at school, all like he know something. I was thinking probably the pretty boy say to his friends, but he promise, he give me the word he will not do that. And ho cares, they don't have a proof. But one night I get e-mail by that fat kid. With video and blackmail text, he know about blow in school toilet. And he say he will send video to all man and female teachers in school, and to all my friends on facebook, and the worst off all to my husband.
I say to him I will do anything to give me that video. Fat kid wants to fuck me, like he always wants to fuck me. He set up the time and place, to cheep motel, He bring me the video, and I must to have sex with him. But when I go into that motel room, he first cry, then he hit me, then he push me on bed, and start fuck me like a whore. The time he fuck me, hi say to me- you want only pretty boys cum, whore!!
He cum in my mouth, his cum was salty, I didn't have time to swallow cum, when he slap me over the face, and take all most all the cum from my moth. I was thinking that is that, all over, but he start to clean my face of cum, he start to kiss me. And with his done dick try to fuck me again. He was so tired and sweat. And after a couple of minutes, his dick become big again, and he fuck me again. That not all, he fuck me 6 time that night. He give me at the end dvd with video. When I go beck to my room I can't sleep the fat boy cum is in me, over me, everywhere smell of cum. I feel that cum for days and days. But after one week, he send me another e-mail and now he have 2 video. How stupid I was. He borrow 2 real handy camera and hide in that motel room. 6 time sex with him, and video of the pretty boy in toilet. He blackmail me again he will send everyone all the videos. Or I must have sex with him every saturday in motel. What to do.. I must do that or my life is over. And to lie my husband thet I am going to gym every saturday. So from that day I have sex with fat boy every saturday or he will send video of me blowing the pretty boy and have long sex session with him from motel.
He fucks me so many time so far, every time 4-5 time in one night, probably over 500 time so far. He lose his weight just for fucking me, and of course I take every drop of cum he have. Now he don't have that passion for me, after 500 time of course...
And I put some weight, just to become less attractive to him, or that weight is from all that gallon of cum I drink. He stop everything. After all, maybe that fat kid ho is now skinny and pretty, deserve to fuck person like me, I got what I want, boys cum, But that was the lest time I have sex with kids anymore.

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I want to all female teachers give me replay message, do they did the same thing like I did. Or don't have the courage to do that, but they like to do that. And boys.. you sexy little cum-boys... do you ever cum in teachers glass, or how many time do you masturbate over your sexy teacher ass, or face, do you take the photo from mobile, do you have any naughty talk with teachers one on one when you are alone tell me.

Nigger owners manual. A guranteed ROFL...

NIGGER OWNERS MANUAL

Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.

INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.

CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat

HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.

FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.

MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.

ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.

Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic.

DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.

COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS - MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?

MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.

WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).

MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.

MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. - WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".

MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!

IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was p******** between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.

MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?

SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"? .That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.

So,

This one time I tried to become a pimp. No joke. I didn't even know what the work for this type of profession was supposed to be.

I was in third grade. The girl I was after was in fifth grade. I convinced her that she should leverage my "services" in finding new "boyfriends."

I failed. Her parents forbid her from seeing me since I was so young.

She agreed to go on "dates" with whomever I found, but she was weary about fucking them. I understand why.

I was a stupid kid hustling. Nothing more.

...

She begged to see me put a condom on. I refused. I was a stupid little kid. Why would I want to show my "ho" my cock? Ugh. It would have been awesome if I did. BTW, "ho" is an invented word in those times. No such word nor connotation existed.

Basically, there's an age for a "pimp" and an age for a worthless "pimp wannabe." I was the latter. :(

I'm white. I failed. Take heed.

I'm a policeman, and I feel disrespected on this site. I'm the thin blue line between you nice white folk and the hordes of crack-addled black gangsta. If I was on the beat, your daughters would be raped for wearing those slutty clothes, your wives would be nigger bitches, and you yourselves would be cowering in shame and calling those beautiful black men "Massah".

It's policeman like me would keep those uppity black people underfoot. If it wasn't for me beating up the crack-heads and pimps and hos and homeless, mentally disturbed filth on the streets, you nice white folk would be too afraid to get out of your nice, neat, picket-fenced houses. So show me some respect!