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(this story is fake. i just like telling stupid stories)

I love my girlfriend. Nicest, cutest girl in the world. She means everything to me. Shes perfect because shes so innocent, nice, and i love that shes prude. Doesnt show off, but has a great body and super cute face... Weve been together for 5 years. Were a fun couple, but dont drink or go out a ton.

One night we went to a family party. One of the occasional times we decided to let lose and have some drinks.. we decided we would stay there so we wouldnt have to drive home..

My younger cousin is in high school and he had some of his friends over, they were all drinking with us in the basement the house.. really douchy type kids, thought tthey were awesome... my gf didnt say alot, we have just joked around... took a TON of shots.. one after another after another

So my cousin went to bed and finally its just me, my gf and 3 of the high school dudes.. all drunk as hell. My girlfriends half passed out and finally one of the guys says " hey, you wanna smoke". of course like idiots we all laugh and agree.

My girfriend says in a jibberish voice "haha bla yea lets do it"... everyone laughs, im like my god laura you are hammered.

So we rip hit after hit. probaby 10 or 11 hits of the bowl.. of course talking about non sense and laughing... the night continues on and of course my gf is passed the hell out...i mean lights out.

so one of the kids asks to play a game... he says " alright lets play quarters. every cup you make you give it out and have to un do an item of clothing" everything bursts in a high laughter, one kid asks "what are you gay? its all dudes why would we play that" everyone burst in laughter again. im so high and drunk at this point i have no idea whats going on..

another kid adds "ok thats a stupid game, how bout this.. if you make a cup you give it out but have to un do an item of clothing on johns gf. if she wakes up you lose and have to chug a whole beer"... everyone starts dying of laughter while staring at me...

here i am, with 3 high school kids asking if they can undo my girlfriends clothes. it kinda put me on the spot but i was so high i didnt wanna say no, plus i was thinking, of course shes gonna wake up.. so im like "ha! sure, shell wake up in two seconds, lets go". what am i thinking is my first thought.

First kid takes a shot and makes it, gives it to another dude 'alright man, chug it and un do some clothing" everyone again bursts in a high, quietish laughter.

the kid chugs the beer and moves to my gf. Laura is wearing tight jeans with a belt with a cute, family party-ish button up shirt.

he oes over and slowly and carefully unlocks her belt and spreads it open, we all again cry in laughter (well except me, what am i thinking continues to race through my head.)

next kid goes, makes it and gives it to another guy "ok dude chug and go" laughter.... he steps over and unbottons all buttoms of her top, really slowly and quietly, my gf has huge boobs and exposes her really cute baby blue bra.

next kid goes. kid chugs the beer and walks over... this creep then goes in for the kill... he bends over and breaks open her jeans button and slowly unzips her pants

at this point i cant believe this, hear i am with my 27 year old gf, allowing 3 17 year old kids undress her ... all while she hasnt made a single move!

..... alright thats part of my stupid story. if anyones interested in it which i doubt feel free to finish it.

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HI ml, thought I would share my sttory of fucking my sister's friend:I had just gotten home from school one day had decided that I needed to relieve some stress. As usual, I laid down on the couch and began masturbating with some hand lotion. Most days, there is no one home for hours when I get back from school. This day, however, I swore I saw some movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up and saw nothing, so I continued to jerk off. Just as I was cumming I looked up and thought I saw someone running away from the T.V. room where I was. Deciding it was nothing, I took some Kleenex and wiped the mess off of my belly.

Nearly a week later I came home from school and was greeted at the door by one of my younger sister's friends, Michelle. She said she wanted to talk to my sister and asked if she could wait inside. I said sure and let her in. As she bent over to untie her shoe I got a nice look at her ass in these tight Khaki jeans she was wearing. Her butt looked round and firm and I could faintly see the outline of her panties beneath the jean fabric.

"Like what you see?" she said as she looked up at me. I was fucking busted! I didn't know what to say as I knew I was screwed. All I could do was stammer. "Don't worry, I like watching you too!" Michelle said.

"What?" I replied.

"Last week," she said as she smiled,"I came downstairs and saw you on the couch, you know, playin' with yourself." Fuck, she was going to tell everyone and I would be the laughing stock of the school. At least that's what I thought was goinig to happen until Michelle aked if I could do it again, while she watched! "I'll even take off my shirt so you'll get harder!" Michelle said enthusiastically.

Well, I couldn't really disagree with that, so we moved into the T.V. room. I layed down on the the couch while she sat across from me in a love seat. I took out my now erect cock and told her to show me her tits. Michelle was a heatlthy, fit, old, blonde hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a pink halter top and those tight khaki pants. She slowly took off the top and revealed a lacy white bra. She opened the bra from the front and released the most perfect set of tits I have ever seen. They were large for her age, the perfect tan colour, and had nice, pink nipples. The slighty hardened as she layed back in her chair.

This sight got me going. I unbottoned my pants and pushed them and my boxers down to my ankles. I lotioned up and started to furiously beat off, all the while staring straight at Michelle. She leaned forward to get a better look, then timidly put her hand between her legs. Soon, she was sroking in rhythm with me.

"Let me touch you!" she moaned. I sat up and she sat beside my slowly rubbing my cock. Shit, I was in heaven. I grabbed her tit and played with the nipple and Michelle stroked faster. After about three minutes of this, I blew my load. Now, I swear, I came so hard I nearly hit the roof. Her arm, pants and my stomach were covered in jizz, the most I had ever shot.

We both sat in silence for a few moments. It was now that she confided in me that she had always had a crush on me. I told her that I thought she was beautiful.

"I have to see your pussy," I told her. I reahed over to unbutton her stained pants as she laid down on the couch. I slowly undid the zipper and brought the pants down to the floor. Her panties were white, matching the bra. A slight wetness rested down by her opening, revealing that she was quite turned on. I pulled the panties off her slowly, very slowly, looking deep into her eyes as I pulled them off her ankles. Michelle had beautiful blonde pussy hair, shaved to a thin strip. Hers was the first cunt I had ever seen and it glistened slightly due to her juices. I can still remember how her clit grew as it was exposed to the air.

"Please," she whispered,"play with it. I have never...please make me come." I gently explored her pubic hairs and worked my way down tto the clit. She jumped when I touched it. I traced my way to the lips and finally, one finger entered her. She released more liquid and moaned ever so softly. I did this for a few moments until I thought she came. I continued unitl I couldn't take it anymore.

"I want to fuck you," I said. I repositioned myself on top of her and held my throbbing cock up ro her hole. At first she resisted, but i kissed her deeply and whispered how bad I wanted her into her ear. She agreed and I began pushing into her. She yelped in pain, Michelle was quite tight. i expected this put forged on.

"It hurts!" she said.

"It's suppose to," I replied.

"Don't stop, I wanna go all the way." I continued to put my dick in her and she continued to moan, more pain then pleasure. I got it all the way in and began to pump. I probably got ten or twelve thrusts in before I blasted my sperm into her, cumming like I had never before. She was crying and there was a little blood around her opening. I apologized and felt guilty about the whole thing.

"Don't worry," Michelle said, "even though it hurt, I still enjoyed the experience."

We couldn't have sex for a few days after that, but Michelle, as I found out, could suck a fucking fantastic cock. She entertained me with that and I ate her out until she felt ready to fuck again. We fucked like animals for about 6 months until we both started seeing separate people. Even then, we still had sex occaisionally. Last time we did it was about a month ago, and it was there she told me about all the fun her and my younger sister had. Turns out my sister was a lesbian who nailed Michelle before I did!!

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Well, im a 29 yr old mexican, i live a double life, in work and home i m a really nice guy i m a lawyer at a big firm, plus i m a very sociable guy, not the kind you would expect to see here, i was having a hard time living this double thing, sometimes i m scared of what i m capable of, im into some heavy rough stuff with women, and love to treat them as fucking whores, but here it s difficult to find a girl that likes that here, and i m in a social circle where money and pose is always a thing, i m inside that circle and my confession starts here: i was having a few drinks with some pals from office we were at the four seasons hotel when one of my friends gf came to have a few drinks with us, she s not your average mexican, she s tall, skinny, fake boobed, fitness latina, from a wealthy family here, she just came from a reunion and had this white dress miniskirt, we had some whiskeys and started talking about boring shit, when she just casualy mentioned her bf is boring as fuck in bed, and lasted for 4 mins last time, i was shocked to hear that but well she had a few drinks inside her, we continued our night and went to a club his bf was wasted by that time, and i was dancing with her and she told me she wanted a smoke, we went outside the club and i put my jacket on top of her because of the cold, she just smiled and said you are a gentleman, and i answered "not always" she was shocked and told me what? i said yes, i m not always a gent depends where i am and what i m doing, she smiled and told me "if i was your girl what would you do to me" i was a little tipsy at the moment, and told her well... i think you wouldn t like the things i would do to you, and she just smiled and said "tell me one thing and i ll tell you" i would torn your pretty dress with force and slap your fake tits while i push you onto bed, i stopped there and her smile turned into pure shock, at that moment i knew i fucked up, my friend would fucking kill me if he knew i told her that, she s gonna post me in social media idk a thousand things passed through my mind, she took my jacket off her back and went inside, i was so shamed i blew my cover, several days passed and my friend came to me in the office and told me he broke up with her, we went to a bar had a few drinks and that was it, one day later his ex called me, she said she was devastated and wanted to talk i told her we could get a coffee but she said a bar would be nice, we went had half a bottle of scotch and things just happened, her driver dumped us at her house, she offered me a glass of wine, and i knew things would escalate it was 3 am and we had a bit too much to drink, long story short, we started making out and she said "are you really into the hardcore sex stuff?" and i just nodded, she said well here i am and i don t like this dress what are you gonna do about it, i looked around and saw the kitchen, i went in there grabbed a towel a big glass of water and a big ass knife, came back and told her well lets find out, but please tell me if you want me to stop, she nodded and i grabbed the towel put it around her neck and twisted it, she started choking, with my right hand grabbed the knife and cut the upper part of the dress, and ripped it,then the bra and underwear, her face was all red and starting to choke heavy, i let her go and she gasped for air, i slapped her tits and pinched them as hard as i could, threw her on the couch and put the towel on her face got the water and started to pour it so i was waterboarding her, i unbottoned my pants and took my cock out it was hard as fuck, she was all wet and still red gasping for air, i took her head and choked her with my cock down her throat, she stared to gag and in one point puked all over her perfect round tits, i was so turned on that i took her puke and smeared all over her face, ruining the makeup, slapped her a few times in the face an fucked her while i pulled her hair, i spanked her so hard her butt stared to get purple, i took my cock out her cunt and fucked her in the ass, she just yelled in pain and started crying, i used my belt to tie her hands so she was in a bad spot, i had total control of her, when i was starting to cum i turned her over and came all over her face, she was suck a mess no one would recognize her, i then drank the glass of wine while she stood there on the floor trying to figure out wtf happened, she standed up eventually and got in the shower, she then came out and told me "well you weren t lying, i would never imagine you were like this, but i guessed i was wrong" she kissed me we saw netflix for a while and felt asleep in my arms, i thought i just tortured her and treated her as meat, and she s sleeping relaxed in my arms? at morning she woke up and made coffee, got herself dressed and left me a note saying hb we repeat this every weekend love vanessa.....

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So this will be a story of epic breakup sex. Which in my mind can be the best sex ever, with all the emotions, anger and hurt running wild.

So we'll call her A. A and I were together for almost two years. Things got a little rough the past few months, I was busy with work, she was busy with work and being online on her second reality type games. We started fighting a lot, but i knew we spent every second besides work with eachother. So i never questioned there might be someone else. All of a sudden after going out to see family she doesn't allow me to come back, and says she needs "space", she needs a break". So we start taking our little break.Within about 2 weeks i see she has someone else at the house. Come to find out she had been talking to someone online, about 1000 miles away. Who would've thought that i couldn't even trust some people she was talking to online? So anyway, she denies there is anything going on with this person, calls him a creep, weirdo. This guys facebook page tells a different story, that they are dating. At this point, i dont care what her story is, i decide that its over. So i come up one last time, with two goals. One to get my stuff. Two to tap that sweet ass one more time, to piss off this new dude. I was there for two days, we spent the whole first night, hanging out, sitting on the couch with her in my arms, cuddling, talking, drinking wine. The next day we went out to eat, showered together, had lots of fun in the shower, but i saved it all for a grand finale. While in the middle of packing my shit into the car, i took a break. I walked up to her, grabbed her, and asked her if we could have sex one last time. She giggled, and said "Idk, wouldn't the be weird". I told her how it would make me feel better, and able to move on, it would relieve stress. She continued to say how she was unsure, and would feel guilty afterwords but she really wanted to. I could see in her eyes she wanted this dick one last time. I'm the only real man with some good d she's ever dated, the rest were boys. I started kissing her neck and told her "Don't worry, it will be fun one last time, and will probably be the best sex either of us has ever had with all the emotions" I kissed her neck. She was still hesitant. I reached down and unbottoned her pants. She didn't resists. I grabbed her ass underneath her pants. I pulled her pants all the way down. We eventually got into the bed, we both got naked, and had the wildest craziest sex of our lives. I started out on top, and once my dick was in she really got into it, she was moaning with pleasure. Then she took it upon herself to hop on top, which was very rare for her. Usually i start to pump back from the bottom, but she wanted full and total control. I loved it. We pulled eachothers hair, slapped eachother, and called eachother all sorts of filthy names. Then eventually i told her to get back on her back. I pushed my dick in and fucked her full force while pulling her hair and slapping. She didn't want me to cum in her due to our breakup. I always had before. I started fucking her so hard that she knew i was ready to cum. The thought was on my mind of just busting in her anyway. She knew it was coming and pulled away. I still might have got a single shot in that cunt. The rest went all over her stomach. It had been almost a month since we had sex, so it was quite the load.

Breakup Sex is the best sex. Especially knowing it is an opportunity for revenge at that same dude who got in the way of your relationship.

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