Tidy little puss

People who get off on children have a serious problem. And not from the point of laws, life or even morality .. That's none of my business ... each to their own, I'm very conscious of what I do 'correctly' and 'incorrectly'. yet if some old skank even though about laying a hair on my daughter .. whoaah be fucking tidy. I'd come down like a ton of bricks and believe me ... pedo's aren't the only ones with sick thoughts.
Just remember this ... I'm not special, you're not special. No-one is special. We haven't invented anything. BUT Hitler would be proud of me, because fuck me! my farts can clean out a night club.

Okay, I'm done.

The mrs' tidy cunt

I confess my wife went away for 4 days and I didn't do nothing. So pissed I missed out, I've been looking forward to her going away for 2 months to get some strange pussy and ass decorating my dick but just couldn't make it happen.

Some back ground my wifes hot, a good lay but she lacks tits (deflated A cups), skinny, only does anal 1/10 times when really pressured, absolutely hates to be submissive in any way (even really mild stuff, ass slap etc). Sometimes I just wanted a chubbier girl with god dam big dangly jugs, to pound her shitter and fuck her face with no drama.

Wife picked the most shitty busy dates to go on, I only got Friday 9 till 5 alone no kids and a few hours here and there the other days that where jam packed. Had she had left 2 days later I'd of had the whole weekened to myself and a few days after to clean up. Bonus one of the kids had a cold which I got it too.

I realise there wasn't going to be enough time to find a hooker I liked, that did the things I wanted and still have enough time to cover my tracks. On top of that felt kind blah with the cold. I'd need at least a day or two to look around find any hairs, lube stains, fuck stains to clean and dry out, condom wrappers, glasses etc that are easily over looked.

Last time I had one by the time I'd changed the sheets, tidy up etc found a girl that was free and returned my call took 5hours (most hookers don't start till noon). I had to settle on the looks, she lacked the big tits, but she did the things I wanted. She was a good fuck, for 4 hours took everything including 2 rounds of painal like a champ didn't even complain/sulk. However even with 2 days to clean up there were still clues left.

I washed the sheets that were on the bed wife noticed - what I should of done is take those sheets off left them in laundry basket for the wife to check, put fresh ones on for the hooker and washed those then the wife would of though I'd just put on fresh sheets. I also had to wash towels, glasses all took much longer than imagined the next day.

I gave the hooker a lift back and she left her phone case in the car (a cloth bag). Didn't notice till I got in the car with the wife and saw in on the seat. lucky it was back and the wife never noticed.

The other time I went to the girls place and it stank of cigarettes. Which meant I stank of them and then the fucking car did. Had to air out everything for 2days.

I have a great idea for this site. Let's take all of the scat porn and place it in one nice tidy file clearly labeled "poop". That way I can easily avoid it.

As always, I respect your personal choices bro - but nothing kills my boner quicker than a surprise Cleveland Steamer.

how about cleaning up the fucking mess of the room! good thing she is pretty because she sure ain't tidy!

When I was 18 I used to live with my gf and her mother, Phoebe was a single mother and a bbw with a huge pear shaped ass, one day phoebe left her dirty knickers on the bathroom floor and I couldn't help but take a look, they were a uk size 22-24 peach colour with a big pussy stained gusset, I brought them to my nose and inhaled deeply, her musky pungent scent filled my nostrils, my cock sprang straight upward and ached to be released, I sniffed her pussy smell and wanked then held the gusset open and shot a huge load into them.
From then on I was hooked, her pussy smelled amazing, completely different from her daughter more of a sweaty note from the daughters knickers, I used to find big long black pubic hair in Phoebe's knickers that were over three inches long and I would suck them clean then wrap them round the head of my cock and fuck her daughter that night leaving her mums pussy hair inside her pussy.
Every Tuesday Phoebe and my gf would go shopping and when I came home from work I had the house to myself. So I would go snooping through Phoebe's bedroom, Phoebe wasn't a tidy person and left her clothes wherever she took them off, that left it really easy to snoop, I would cum into her clean knickers and let it dry knowing it would be rubbing against her pussy.
On one of them Tuesday's I hit the jackpot when I lifted her mattress and low and behold I'd found her vibrators, she had a small bullet vibe, a rabbit vibe and a 8" long thick jelly one, I smelled and licked each one clean then shot two loads over them.
I wanted to know how often she used them so I positioned them in a certain way and would check to see if they were moved, nothing for the next two days but on the third all three were moved completely and the jelly dildo and rabbit were wet and sticky in the grooves with some hair on them, again I licked them, the rabbit tasted of her pussy but the dildo tasted different, on closer inspection I learned it was her ass that it had been up, I had to try and catch her but didn't have a small enough camera so instead I hid my phone on voice record.
That night Glenda and I went to bed before her mum and a ate her pussy then fucked her thinking about her mum.
An hour had passed and Glenda had fell asleep when I heard Phoebe climb the stairs and go to the bathroom, I heard the gush of her pissing and i rubbed my cock, my heart was pounding as I heard Phoebe close her bedroom door wondering if she was going to play with herself, my cock was now throbbing so I turned behind Glenda and spread her hips open ( she wasn't wearing any knickers) and lubed my cockhead with my spunk that had run out of her pussy then slowly eased it into glendas ass and gently fucked her ass as she slept till I came in her ass.
The next morning I got up at 9 am and waited for Phoebe to get up so I could get my phone, finally she got up at 10 am and came down, I got my phone and went to the bathroom plugged my head phones in ad pressed play, I skipped to the minute Phoebe closed her door, I heard her undressing and scratching then heard the creak of her getting into bed, straight away I heard a hum of a vibe along with a soft moan, after a minute or so I heard a different buzz along with a slight grunt followed by some deep breaths and a sloshing sound from her wet pussy this went on for five mins then came a sharp intake of breath followed with a muffled moan then the vibe turned off, she shuffled about and let a loud fart and fell asleep
I skipped through the time to this morning and sure enough big Phoebe fucked herself again. Later that day I licked her vibes again and cum in her wet dirty knickers.
This is a true story and I have more to come about the first time I saw her naked with her huge ass and hairy pussy in show.

Nice tidy shape 👌

little tidy i found when i was looking about.
shes got lot of nice pics.
what do you think of her / what would you do with her.
if this gets enough replies ill show her the link

Tidy MILF

My wife is always very willing to part my arse cheeks and give me a good rimming. It feels so good and she is great at it.

But my confession. Last night she sucked my cock then licked down my shaft and licked and kissed my balls then she went further down and started flicking her tongue over my arse hole as I fingered her. I pulled my knees up to give her easier access and she continued her licking. If felt so good, but then I let out a huge stinking fart! Oh I thought that was my fun over, but she didn't even flinch, she just made an appreciative moaning sound and continued licking. I felt her pussy squeeze tight on my fingers and her juices were flowing. Oh I came so hard, my cum shot out over her hair, which she hates!

She didn't mention the fart, she just smiled, moaned about her hair and went to tidy herself up.