Ever had an ugly chick on the side?

I've always been the man who goes after the hot women, and I had my fair share of luck, married a beautiful woman, but when you get to some age, you start reminiscing, and realizing, how much sex you denied, just because, on initial contact, you showed zero interest in an ugly woman, or two.

This thought haunted me for some time, and all the thinking led me to this, old friend of mine, who is now divorced, with three kids. I mean, she is ugly, not kind of interesting, or passable - really ugly. Only upside is, that she has huge tits, that became even bigger and saggier since she hit 40.

So, I decided to test my theory, that she wanted to do it with me, but I never gave her any signal that I would - and it worked. I don't do it very often, any time I get bored, or get some time, so, I don't know, once or month, or even rarer.

Sex is amazing. First time we fucked, I accidentally came on her hair, and she didn't mind. It only progressed from there. Fucked her face, upside down, with full on thrusting, she was gagging, and as she was spitting out, all the spit rained down her face, and into her eyes... So fucking hot.

I have slapped her, spit on her, pulled her hair, called her every name in the book, and she just takes it all, with pleasure.

Amazing. Best sex I ever had.

So you guys no the pornstar Alyssa Hart? I've got a theory. SO she mainly does HandJobs and Blowjobs right? The most she gets is a fingering at a gloryhole. But, recently a video came up of her fucking this guy. So it circulated and I fapped to it a couple times. A short time passes and I can't find the video anywhere. When searching for it I find a couple new videos but she looks bigger, and that's when I noticed it. She was pregnant. So I thought to myself; Isn't it weird that she refuses to do fuck scenes, and on the first one something happens to make the video be taken down, and then new videos of her being pregnant show up? Well I found the video again, and i noticed at the end of the video, he jizzes in her pussy. So then it all makes sense. She does her first fuck scene, gets jizzed in, gets pregnant, and then has the video taken down because she doesn't want her first child to see its conception. She realizes she can't take her handjob videos down, but it's that video specifically because it's the one where the child was conceived. Also I looked up and apparently she's married now too. I haven't checked yet but I think it might be the same guy from the video.

I am sad to say this but all females now-a-days are fuck sluts. Every single one of them. You girls think we guys all just want sex but it is in fact the best known topics among females, and I quote "I just want to be fucked" That can be found in a confession around here somewhere. One has a woman talking about how her bf can't fill up like her dildo can, and in doing so cannot climax while'st having intercourse with said boyfriend. I know once again say to confirm and strengthen my theory with this. You girls dress like hookers and get affended when a male looks at you. You girls are slutty as fucks you needs their 'toy collection' melted down.

Confession: I'm going crazy over Amy Marie from Style Theory. She's such a hot goth girl and she's dominating every fantasy that goes through my mind. I want to see her body and fuck her in every position possible...

I'm not gay but I will subscribe to the theory that everyone is somewhere on the bisexual scale and I'm comfortable enough with my manhood that fooling around with another guy doesn't freak me out.
Anyway, my confession is that I really want to give a guy a blowjob. Perhaps it's that oral fixation stage I never grew out of or maybe it's because when growing up I had a cousin I was close with and we explored our bodies together, ended up jerking off together and masturbating each other, and then started giving each other blowjobs. It was an absolute guarantee every time our families hung out together (which was normally a couple times a month) we'd find somewhere and someway to get each other off. I took his load in my mouth a couple times and have just always wanted to pick up where those things left off. Of course, now I'm married and she knows about the stuff with my cousin but we do both fantasize about a MMF where we're all getting pleasured and it doesn't matter who is doing what or what is getting put where. We have fun texts messages about it with each other, but I don't know if she realizes how quickly I would say "yes" to an actual MMF encounter.

So I was on a date with a girl and she had a small fabric ball with her, those that fit into your hand. Somehow we talked about what happens when you throw this ball and I said: "A crow will catch it, fly over to this other tree over there, then get killed by an eagle who catches the ball, flies back to where we are and drops the ball so it lands right back here.".

We kept on talking some time about something else then I threw the ball into the air. I do things like that sometimes just for fun especially because it's highly unlikely that my little story happens. Of course it falls back into my hands.

She shouts(with hurtful intent) "You are so stupid".

Was it stupid?

Later on I said: "What would you have done had it happened the way I described?" She: "I would've been extremely excited".

So, was it a stupid thing to do(throwing the ball up to test my theory) or not? Or was she stupid?

I do believe America needs to relearn these words.
http://dictionary.reference.com

Democracy:
noun, plural de�moc�ra�cies.
1. government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system.
2. a state having such a form of government: The United States and Canada are democracies.
3. a state of society characterized by formal equality of rights and privileges.
4. political or social equality; democratic spirit.
5. the common people of a community as distinguished from any privileged class; the common people with respect to their political power.

Socialism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
2. procedure or practice in accordance with this theory.
3. (in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.

Communism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
2. ( often initial capital letter ) a system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
3. ( initial capital letter ) the principles and practices of the Communist party.
4. communalism.

Fascism
noun
1. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
2. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) the philosophy, principles, or methods of fascism.
3. ( initial capital letter ) a fascist movement, especially the one established by Mussolini in Italy 1922�43.

Learn anything yet? Like how social equality (Health care for all, gay mariage) is democracy?
Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.

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I confess that I have thought some of my dirtiest thoughts while bored in church checking out beautiful girls ;) . I have this theory that deep down they all want to be as deviant as I want to be. I think we can all, despite our maturity, say that there is some truth that the desire for intimate sex of any kind and of any romance, is the strongest driving force deep down, especially at 19 years old...

So, I stayed home from work yesterday because I am rehabbing my bathroom. My sister-in-law has a key to the house so she can take our dog on walks when we're at work (we pay her for it - she's a professional dog walker). Instead of me doing the shit I needed to do in the bathroom I decided to take some time for myself and jerk off. It was supposed to be a quick jerk off session but it turned into me getting my Fleshlight out, washing it and looking for some virtual porn that I could watch on my phone. So I attached the goggles, hooked up my headphones and went to town. I didn't bother shutting the door to the bedroom because I was home alone (accept for my doggo). I totally forgot my sister-in-law was coming over and never called her not to take the dog for a walk. I figured my wife is at work, she's usually too tired to fuck when she gets home - so we usually fuck on the weekends anyway. Yes, my wife knows about my fleshlight - she has many toys too. We're sexually open about masturbation and do all kinds of fantasy roll playing. She's 32, and her sister is 24 - I'm 33.
I heard a few noises over the moans and sounds of the virtual porn I was watching, but just thought it was my dog playing with his toys. I kept going, and tried to keep pace with what was on screen, the woman was begging for cum in the video and I wanted to time my ejaculation to the video. Boom, the guy in the vid pulls out of the sexy buxom blonde, and sprays his cum just above her shaved cunt. I pull out of the fleshlight and mimic what he's doing in the video and throw the fleshlight to the side and jerk off with my hands - I can feel the warm cum splashing on my stomach and I moan with pleasure as I orgasm. I laid back, watching the rest of the video and just chilled for some post nut tiredness.
Finally I took the goggles and headphones off, took my phone out of the goggles and put it back in it's phone case. I heard the front door shut and my heart stopped. Fuck.
I got dressed as soon as I could and went to the front of my house. My dog was gone. Then it struck me. My sister-in-law was taking the dog for a walk. There's no way she didn't hear me going to town, and she probably seen me. I looked on the carpet to see if there was any impressions of shoe marks near my bedroom - and sure enough, two small feet impressions right by the door - like she stood there watching me for a bit. I was so embarrassed. She'd be finished with the dog walking probably in another 20 minutes, and I didn't know how to handle the situation. In my mind I wanted to run, to escape - because I surely would be red faced when she came back. I decided to play it off instead of leaving. I went into the bathroom and started working on the tile - eventually she came back with my dog and I heard the front door close and her letting the dog off the leash.
I made some noise in the bathroom just to make myself know.
"Oh hi!" she yelled from the living room, "I didn't know you were home!"
"Hey! Yeah just trying to finish up the bathroom!"
"Ok, tell Natalie I said hi! See you later," and she left.
I get a text from her, "Hey, this is awkward but next time close the door... I can see why my sister married you tho ❤️" - the heart emoji got me lol.
I blushed and wrote her back, "I'm so damn sorry, I'm embarrassed af. Won't happen again! Please don't tell Natalie you saw that. 😳"
"It's our little secret 😘"
The thing about my wife's sister - she barely dates anyone. She's bi - she's been on dates with mostly women. But she's usually always single - she was fucked over bad once and she's basically given up on relationships.
Anyway - I get another text later on, this time it's her topless, "I need bigger tits, yes? I'm thinking of getting a boob job. Thoughts?"
I didn't respond back right away. Of course, conspiracy theories were jumping around my head - thinking that maybe my wife put her up to all this - so I decided to just tell her "they look fine, don't mutilate them, most guys don't like fake boobs."
"thx." was her reply. Then she responded back, "if you're ever home alone like last time, leave the door open. I liked what I saw. Our little secret, please."
I responded back, "ok..."
Her response, "I'm sorry - I just thought that since I saw yours it was only fair for you to see mine."
I sent her a winking emoji.
And that was the end of that. No, I have not fucked my sister-in-law. She's cute, but if my wife found out I fucked her sister - I'd be living on the street.
I'd post screen shots of the texts - but every time I have done that in the past with other shit, mods here delete it for some reason. I never post personal info.
I will post her topless pic but I will redact her face.
I guess I have to confess, that if she catches me masturbating again and tries to fuck me - I'd probably let her. What guy would deny sex with such a nice looking babe? My wife does have bigger tits, and I think her sister has always been a bit jealous of that.
Wife's tits are 38DD, idk what her sister's chest size is... probably B cups(?)
Anyway that's that. It's gonna take a lot of will power not to fuck my SIL lol... peace.