I recently bought a replica of Aragon's sword off amazon. and i've started to take it with me everywhere. it gives me a sense of security to know that the might of anduril, the flame of the west, is with me when i'm facing the orcs and goblins of present day middle-earth. sometimes i look at the southron hordes and the easterlings and i wonder what was the point of th elfish sacrifices to save middle-earth, since the light of the west and the glory of the Kings of Men has set all too conclusively.

I consider myself the last of the blood of numenor because i have grey, far-seeing eyes and i read and speak in elvish and have lng-lived ancestors. sometimes I wish i could meet a numenorean lady to band and fuck and repopulate the world with the ancient lineage. or if not, at least a tall blonde chick, and not one of these descendents of those who bowed to the might of sauron. but it turns out that the race of men is spent, and even if i am the last of isildur's heirs, I am destined to end the line with me.

i took up sailing a few years back in the hopes of finding the way back to Valinor, and trying to find the silmaril that was tossed into the sea and never recovered. it's said that the light of the silmaril can lead one to back to Valinor. But i've been unable to find it, even though I can hold my breath long enough to read 10 pages of LOTR. It is a cursed life to be the last of the numereans.

I found this video on another site and I neeeeeeed to know who the two girls are in the video. please if anyone can help witht heir names I would be appreciative. http://www.youjizz.com/videos/pussy-pussy-bang-bang-woodman-2204678.html

i confess that i wanna teach everyone here on ML.com

the proper use of grammar

your vs you're

YOUR (IE: YOUR SHOES, YOUR PORN, YOUR DRUGS)
YOU'RE (YOU'RE = YOU ARE - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE)

their, there, and they're

(Many people are so spooked by apostrophes that a word like “they’re” seems to them as if it might mean almost anything. In fact, it’s always a contraction of “they are.” If you’ve written “they’re,” ask yourself whether you can substitute “they are.” If not, you’ve made a mistake. “Their” is a possessive pronoun like “her” or “our” “They eat their hotdogs with sauerkraut.”

Everything else is “there.” “There goes the ball, out of the park! See it? Right there! There aren’t very many home runs like that.” “Thier” is a common misspelling, but you can avoid it by remembering that “they” and “their” begin with the same three letters. Another hint: “there” has “here” buried inside it to remind you it refers to place, while “their” has “heir” buried in it to remind you that it has to do with possession.)

Fun in france round the pool

I used to work over in the South of France were the weather in the summer was beautiful. Three of the lads I worked with used to rent a villa which had a swimming pool in the garden and its own personal grounds surrounded by a low wall, a road and pathway running by the villa one side and a simular neighbouring villa to which a couple also from the UK rented in there mid 20's lived.

One weekend my two room mates had decided to go home for the weekend, leaving me to the villa and pool for the weekend all to myself. During the Saturday afternoon the weather was amazing, me been outside in my short by the pool taking the occasional dip in the pool to cool off an sun bathing taking in the rays. After a few hours had passed I started to feel a little Horny on the sun lounger, an thinking naughty thoughts making my cock become all erect in my shorts. The naughty thoughts that ran though my head making me more and more horny every second and my tip of my cock tingle. I had to start touching my cock though my shorts with long strokes up and down my crouch, cupping my swollen ball now an then. I was super horny now and I had forgotten I was outside round the pool to be honest with you, I was just having a amazing feeling running though my body. I could not resist no longer I had to get my cock out and stroke it properly, at which time I slipped my short down to my ankles and flipped them off. My naked body exposed to the elements, an not even thinking about anybody driving or walking by would be able to see my naked body an huge hard on. I just could not resist, I started to stroke my cock up an down my shaft, slow long sweeping movements as my hips gyrated with every stroke, as my other hand ran across my body making me tingle all over. Hearing the occasional car going by really got me going an reminded me I was outside in the open, thinking people could be seeing or even watching me pleasure myself.

What seemed like hours went by but probably more like 15 minutes went by as I stroked my hard cock thrusting it through my hand enjoying myself, I suddendly heard giggles coming from over the wall, I quickly opened my eyes reaching down for my shorts to cover up quick. I then looks over to by the wall an there was two ladies I would say in there early to mid 30s one been blonde id say a size 14, the other a brunette an probably a size 12 from what I could see smiling at each other an looking over to me. The blonde lady shouted over

"ne vous arrêtez pas"

which means

"do not stop"

in French. Feeling a little worried been caught I was a little shy at first but after they shouted again, I thought what the hell I have been caught, I am even hornier now than I was initially an they want to watch.

So I pulled my shorts away again an continued to stroke my long hard cock as I had been doing before, I was feeling the tip of my cock producing pre-cum an slowly running my other hand down to my cock I rubbed my finger over tip of my cock, so I had the pre-cum on my finger an slowly licked the pre-cum from my finger. It was so warm an a little salty but not nasty. I was so so horny now knowing I was been watched as well by at least two people that I knew off. I continued stroking knowing I was getting very very close to shooting my load. I just knew I had to take my hot sticky cum in my own mouth. I wanted that hot sticky salty taste in my mouth which I had done before, but no one had seen or knew I cum in my own mouth an liked to swallow it. So without even thinking twice I moved down the sun lounger slightly an rolled my legs over the back off my head so that my cock was right above my mouth waiting for the explosion of hot sticky cum, I felt my body tingle all over as I rubbed my cock faster and faster, an it happend the release off pleasure, as I moaned an hot sticky warm cum filled my mouth which was slightly salty but with a nice bitter sweet taste only people who have tasted cum will know. An swallowed the lot down as the last drops dripped from the tip of my cock.

Then the horniness quickly subsided to which I remembered I was outside and two sexy women at least had just watched me. I lowered my legs from over my head an looked over to the wall to where the women were standing with heir mobile phones an started grinning an applaud me, to which settled my nervous an heartbeat slightly. I quickly grabbed my short an slipped them back on an went inside the villa giving the ladies a little wink an wave as they slowly turned an walked away down the street.

A few weeks had gone by and many a good night pleasuring myself thinking off that day, an how horny it was knowing the two french women had definitely watched me and wondering who else had possibly seen me be naughty that day by the pool.

That night we had a lot off people from work around for a nice barbecue an a few drinks. The couple Becky and Sam from the villa next store were invited to come by us. As the night progressed an the drinks flowed, the Becky and Sam came over and sat with me on the bench outside while others had gone inside for a little bit of rest from the sun. I could see they were looking at each other an then at me after saying the general introductions as you do when sitting down next to someone.

Then Becky leaned over to me an whispered in my ear,

" Me and Sam seen you by the pool the other week".

My body shuddered knowing what they had saw, I must have gone bright red, what seemed like a age of silence between all 3 off us Sam said,

"dont worry mate. Me and especially Becky found it so hot watching you by the pool, she got super horny an we started to fuck each other as we watched you through the patio window. Becky was so horny specially when you cum in your mouth, You made her orgasm so loud as I took her doggy style, I had never felt her pussy muscles contract that much before it was amazing".

We all paused again an Becky said,

"do not worry we will not tell anyone, it will be our little secret. But make sure you let us know when you are going to do that again. We would love to watch" then winked at me.

To which I replied

"I am glad you enjoyed watching me. Maybe I could show u both again sometime in a more private show, an explained that I was pleased that they were not grossed out by it or wanted to call the cops"

We all just giggled an got on with a enjoyable evening.

One month later I had to leave for a new job, without having them watch again which was a little disappointing. But to this day that memory of Becky an Sam watching and the two french women, an who ever else seen that day makes me really horny an wanting to do it again. I still to this day wonder who else seen the vids an pics the two french women invetiably took on there mobile phones maybe there even on here somewhere, an who seen driving or walking by.

LETS HOPE IT HAPPENS AGAIN SOMETIME.

Has anyone else found nude pics or vids of heir daughter or stepdaughter on their laptop and kept them to jerk off over? Tell us the details pease!

I've posted on here a few times about my wife, who used to be a prostitute. Short recap, I got her off the street at 19, I was 34. She had been turning tricks for about 3.5 years at that point. Got her cleaned up, fell in love, got married 6 months later and have 4 kids after 7 years of marriage. I knew her preference while hooking was much older men, and I posted on here in the past about how we discovered my uncle was her favorite "john."

I know everything about her prior life, as we have no secrets. And she had told me about one customer who she had feelings for and would sometimes not charge in exchange for a safe place to sleep. As it turned out, it was my uncle. I let her fuck him a few times to help him out and to let her "scratch that itch." Then back in May, she approached me with something that blew me away. We planned on having 5 or 6 kids, as I'm successful in work and she loves being a stay-at-home mom. So apparently, since my uncle never married or had kids, she asked me if he could get her pregnant and I raise the child as my own. She said since we looked a lot alike, no one would ever be suspicious.

I was blown away, angry and all of the sudden worried about my marriage. She immediately understood where my mind had gone and became very scared herself. See, we have a long term girlfriend that is basically a second wife to me. We had agreed a long time ago that if the girlfriend, or another girl we brought home got pregnant, we would encourage her to allow us to raise the child as our own. In her mind, this was the same thing.

I've known for a long time that she had feelings for this "john," and we talked about it at great length when we learned he was my uncle. She admitted that part of it is the guilt she feels over the two abortions she had while turning tricks. One was the result of a gangbang her pimp put together and the other was her favorite john....my uncle. And she wants to "right that wrong" in her own heart and give him the heir she took away, even if no one ever knew the truth.

After working through the emotions, I began to find myself strangely turned on by the idea. So, after we talked through everything and laid the ground rules, we approached him about it. He was shocked, but excited. And naturally had a lot of questions. We all agreed that he would be able to enjoy the pregnancy and that we'd share the experience with him, but that he will ONLY be the great-uncle.

That was May. By July, she was pregnant, which didn't surprise me at all. Her and I can just talk about having another kid and she gets pregnant. :) The difficult part was not fucking her while she was ovulating. Watching another man shoot his seed into my wife's fertile womb caused me to shoot HUGE loads every time. And she was obviously turned on by it as well.

We are working on 7 months right now. She's very pregnant and I let him enjoy her pregnant body and see all of the ultrasounds. She has been very loving to me and doesn't want to wait long between pregnancies, as she says she wants to reinforce the fact that her, and her body belong to me. Me, I Iove it when she's pregnant, it's one of my favorite times to fuck her and nurse from her awesome tits. :)

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause – there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered

I confess a late night storm has my neighbors opening their blinds to watch the lightning and they left them open and I could see the couple directly across my parking lot fucking in heir bedroom and the Mexican couple in the apartment building to the right of mine going at it too. Too far away and raining to hard to get vid with my camphone but could definitely tell there was some fucking going on. The guy across from me basically just got on op of his girl and pounded hard for about 10 minutes. Looked like he got up, went to bathroom then lights went out. Could make out mexican couple doing oral and they had a good 20 minute fuck with multiple positions. She was on top for a while, could see her big tits bouncing around. In my old apartments saw people having sex in cars and parking lot all the time. 1st time I've seen any in this complex. Love to watch.

I confess I am 19yo who is working at a upscale kinda department store in the shoe department, Its a great job if you like older women, I get lots of rich suburban cougars that want me to fuck their brains out. But I enjoy more helping their cute young daughters and their gorgeous bare feet and short shorts that let me see right up their panties when we try on heir new shoes for school

One day in 'Nam, I was fighting dem vietcong in the jungle when all of a sudden they sprayed agent orange all over my part of the platoon. many men were instantaneously killed by dem chemicals, but I survived. With my right hand I wrested the machine gun from my good friend Bubba Jones and I took a beltful of grenades from my dismembered commander Dan, and I plunged into the jungle looking for vietcong to kill. i figured i had just inhaled a lethal dose of chemicals and i had not long to live, so what better way to live than to kill commies?

needless to say, i killed maybe a hunnered of dem bastards and got given a medal by the army for heroic services to america. I love america, and it didn't bother me that i came out of 'nam with permanently oranged skin. So got a desk job at the airport, checking visitors for drugs and hooch. I met this one really purty drug smuggler, she cried when i caught her and told me she'd do anything I wanted if I let her go, and then she took off all her clothes and proceeded to give me a blow job. But I pushed her away and sent her to the slammer, because nothing was gonna come into america and infect our american youths on MY WATCH!

But the pull of 'Nam was always too strong. So one day i flew back to Saigon, and boy had it changed. I set up an american burger joint in the middle of pham ngu lao and sold burgers to all the rich backpacker kids who wanted to slum it in asia on their gap year or off their parents money. they were always eager to hear a story from a real vet, and they thought my orange skin was intriguing.

There was this one girl, Anna, she was supposed to spend three months around asia, but she ended up three months in my bed. we fucked every night and every day, and when she left she had a little orange baby growing inside her. her parents were furious when they realised, and flew over to 'nam to fight me. But I was tough, and hit them both hard in the nuts. So they respected me, and gave me money to marry their daughter. Turns out they were heirs to one of the biggest fortunes in American history.

Years down the track, after id fucked anna a lot more and produced many more orange babies, i decided to run for government. I needed a compelling reason to do so, but I figured i have orange skin and a compelling backstory.

Guys, would you vote for me if I told you this story on national TV?