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I’ve always been kind of an exhibitionist. I always found a way to fuck my past girlfriends and now wife somewhere where me might be seen by a stranger. I’ve always been lucky enough to find slim, firm bodied, cute women.

When I was 30 I had a girlfriend who was 18 and she was willing to be risky. She had a great body and I wanted the whole world to see me fucking her. We did it on my apartment balcony, in front of open windows, on a sidewalk and in the car. All of course FULLY naked.

Once with a different girlfriend we parked on a street in a neighborhood of a large college campus. It was at night and there were a lot of trees lining the street and the shielded much of the street lights so it was fairly dark. We started messing around in the car and eventually I got her out and fucked her from behind against the passenger side. Two girls who definitely looked college age came walking down the sidewalk and stopped when they saw us. I saw them so I pulled my dick out and rested it on her ass for a few seconds. I was thrilled to be showing those two my hard cock and I came as soon as I put it back in. That is my favorite memory of all time.

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During the summer, I can easily hear my neighbors across the street when they're having sex -- or, more specifically, when they're cumming. My house faces a cul-de-sac that slopes upward, and the houses on either side of the street act like a sound funnel. Their second-floor bedroom is directly across the street from my second-floor home office, and they don't use air conditioning so the window is open all summer long. It's the wrong angle and too far away to see into their bedroom, but when he or she is having a noisy orgasm, it's as if they're just a few dozen feet away. They like to fuck on Saturday and Sunday mornings -- usually between 8 and 10 a.m. when the rest of the neighborhood is pretty quiet -- and I make sure to be outside watering my flowers during that period. I have to wonder if anyone else in the neighborhood is aware. They're both in their 30s. He's kind of a shrimpy guy (5-8 160) and she's a blazing redhead whose borderline BBW with fairly sizeable tits. We're neighbor-friendly, which means we say "hi" and chat very briefly when we see each other outdoors, but that's as far as it goes.

A few weeks ago, shortly after Sunday noon, I was mowing my front lawn when a young couple came to visit them. I could hear them having lunch on the back deck and chatting away socially, and then they went inside. Shortly thereafter I heard their voices coming from the master bedroom -- too indistinct to hear actual words, but clearly all four of them were there -- and then I had to leave to pick up my wife. When I got back, the visitors' car was gone. I'm curious to know if they had a foursome, but obviously I can't ask. Sadly the weather will be turning cool soon and the window will remain closed. It gives me just one more reason to enjoy summer around the house!

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Just want to touch up on my dirty plan for the evening, I’ve done this fantasy before and have posted it so if you have read it or seems familiar same guy.

going to hit the streets tonight and I’m going to get me a dirty street hooker in the city, been stroking on and off and I haven’t cum yet been have been close 4 times already.

i have had 2 hookers in the past suck me and had her role play as girls I know, through family, friends, acquaintances, both times it’s happened it’s been extremely smooth and very naughty, problem with me is I edge to much and cum very fast ( and hard ).

tonight’s mission is too hopefully find one that looks a little desperate for money ( the welfare cheques haven’t come yet ) very easy to score for a cheap price.

Im going to hopefully do a picture collage of 6 girls who I cum to regulary and I want her to pick the one she wants to eat her pussy and hopefully let me fuck her throat and feel up her pussy while it goes down. I’ll find it, I just want to take it one step further.

I want her to read your messages before I do it, I want you guys to vote what you like, I want to try and capture it all so you can cum hard with me.

do your thing and stay tuned, I will update it’s still fairly early, so it’s going to take some time.

any advices or things you want to me to try and pull off, leave it in the comments!! 

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So, I stayed home from work yesterday because I am rehabbing my bathroom. My sister-in-law has a key to the house so she can take our dog on walks when we're at work (we pay her for it - she's a professional dog walker). Instead of me doing the shit I needed to do in the bathroom I decided to take some time for myself and jerk off. It was supposed to be a quick jerk off session but it turned into me getting my Fleshlight out, washing it and looking for some virtual porn that I could watch on my phone. So I attached the goggles, hooked up my headphones and went to town. I didn't bother shutting the door to the bedroom because I was home alone (accept for my doggo). I totally forgot my sister-in-law was coming over and never called her not to take the dog for a walk. I figured my wife is at work, she's usually too tired to fuck when she gets home - so we usually fuck on the weekends anyway. Yes, my wife knows about my fleshlight - she has many toys too. We're sexually open about masturbation and do all kinds of fantasy roll playing. She's 32, and her sister is 24 - I'm 33.
I heard a few noises over the moans and sounds of the virtual porn I was watching, but just thought it was my dog playing with his toys. I kept going, and tried to keep pace with what was on screen, the woman was begging for cum in the video and I wanted to time my ejaculation to the video. Boom, the guy in the vid pulls out of the sexy buxom blonde, and sprays his cum just above her shaved cunt. I pull out of the fleshlight and mimic what he's doing in the video and throw the fleshlight to the side and jerk off with my hands - I can feel the warm cum splashing on my stomach and I moan with pleasure as I orgasm. I laid back, watching the rest of the video and just chilled for some post nut tiredness.
Finally I took the goggles and headphones off, took my phone out of the goggles and put it back in it's phone case. I heard the front door shut and my heart stopped. Fuck.
I got dressed as soon as I could and went to the front of my house. My dog was gone. Then it struck me. My sister-in-law was taking the dog for a walk. There's no way she didn't hear me going to town, and she probably seen me. I looked on the carpet to see if there was any impressions of shoe marks near my bedroom - and sure enough, two small feet impressions right by the door - like she stood there watching me for a bit. I was so embarrassed. She'd be finished with the dog walking probably in another 20 minutes, and I didn't know how to handle the situation. In my mind I wanted to run, to escape - because I surely would be red faced when she came back. I decided to play it off instead of leaving. I went into the bathroom and started working on the tile - eventually she came back with my dog and I heard the front door close and her letting the dog off the leash.
I made some noise in the bathroom just to make myself know.
"Oh hi!" she yelled from the living room, "I didn't know you were home!"
"Hey! Yeah just trying to finish up the bathroom!"
"Ok, tell Natalie I said hi! See you later," and she left.
I get a text from her, "Hey, this is awkward but next time close the door... I can see why my sister married you tho ❤️" - the heart emoji got me lol.
I blushed and wrote her back, "I'm so damn sorry, I'm embarrassed af. Won't happen again! Please don't tell Natalie you saw that. 😳"
"It's our little secret 😘"
The thing about my wife's sister - she barely dates anyone. She's bi - she's been on dates with mostly women. But she's usually always single - she was fucked over bad once and she's basically given up on relationships.
Anyway - I get another text later on, this time it's her topless, "I need bigger tits, yes? I'm thinking of getting a boob job. Thoughts?"
I didn't respond back right away. Of course, conspiracy theories were jumping around my head - thinking that maybe my wife put her up to all this - so I decided to just tell her "they look fine, don't mutilate them, most guys don't like fake boobs."
"thx." was her reply. Then she responded back, "if you're ever home alone like last time, leave the door open. I liked what I saw. Our little secret, please."
I responded back, "ok..."
Her response, "I'm sorry - I just thought that since I saw yours it was only fair for you to see mine."
I sent her a winking emoji.
And that was the end of that. No, I have not fucked my sister-in-law. She's cute, but if my wife found out I fucked her sister - I'd be living on the street.
I'd post screen shots of the texts - but every time I have done that in the past with other shit, mods here delete it for some reason. I never post personal info.
I will post her topless pic but I will redact her face.
I guess I have to confess, that if she catches me masturbating again and tries to fuck me - I'd probably let her. What guy would deny sex with such a nice looking babe? My wife does have bigger tits, and I think her sister has always been a bit jealous of that.
Wife's tits are 38DD, idk what her sister's chest size is... probably B cups(?)
Anyway that's that. It's gonna take a lot of will power not to fuck my SIL lol... peace.

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Notes Of Agent Kassin
Date: 9th September, 2009
It’s been a week since I arrived in Japan. My place is not a 5 star hotel, perhaps a one star. It has a classic Japanese slide door, a small sofa bed, some pillows, enough for an assassin. I’ve done a lot of operations back in the States and a couple in Europe, but this one is a new experience. My objective was to track down a Yakuza gang guy called ‘Kobarchi’. Don’t know what his name means but I do know for a fact that Asians are exceptional in stealth and melee combat. That’s why ninjas are quite feared I guess. But as a western white guy, I’m never afraid to explore new challenges. After all, we are known for adventuring and conquering the entire world.
I encountered a few of Kobachi’s men in a street, 3 guys to be exact. I kicked their asses and interrogated the whereabouts of the Kobachi’s guy. The problem was one of them escaped, while I was interrogating. I took the 2 guys out and chased him but I couldn’t catch up. He disappeared. Now they knew about me. That was 3 days ago but it did lead to an unexpected surprise. Yesterday, they sent a woman to take care of me and worse I was caught off-guard when they sent a sexy bitch. She busted through the door threw a couple of knives at me. Fortunately, I managed to shield it with the sofa bed. Then she attacked me with a dagger and I’m unarmed. Great. I mainly tried to stay defensive but then I managed to knock her dagger out with the Japanese umbrella.
Now it’s a fair hand to hand combat. She screamed some Japanese words like a battle charge. And we fought, it was intense. But I caught her in a chokehold and I snapped her neck. The room went silent real quick. I looked down to see her and there she was, her eyes wide open, her mouth slightly open. Victory at last. I put her down on my small sofa bed while she was staring right at me. It was very erotic. I could feel an erection in my pants. Then I had an idea. I’ve never tried it before but didn’t think she would be my first. I undressed her pants and opened her shirt. A black bra and a beautiful silk pantyhose. Her face was death staring in defeat and I’m about to humiliate her. Her pantyhose looked so good on her that I didn’t want to take it off. I grabbed one of her knives and pierce a small hole through her pantyhose, then tearing it with my hands to make it bigger. I pulled out my cock and rubbed it around her face as an appetizer. Her poor little face shows no retaliation. Then I slowly pierced my cock into her vagina and there I banged. Up and down while looking at the erotic stare of hers. It made it so magical. It’s a thrill unlike the other. Then I came. I looked at her one last time before I changed my location, her face defeated with some white dripping from her vagina. I’m sure Kobarchi or his guys would know just what happens when they test my skills.

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I confess I'm considering cheating on my wife.

A bit (or a lot) of backstory: I've always been very shy and nerdy, not bad looking, but the total antithesis of a ladies' man. My senior year in high-school I was invited to go on a trip to Australia for a youth leadership conference. The trip was supposed to be for people finishing their first year of college, but through a mix-up I was able to go, and my parents thought it would be a good "educational" graduation gift. So I went and witnessed, without partaking, in lots of hook-ups. Our last night there we stayed at a hotel just a few blocks from Sydney's red-light district (King Street). I had a fair bit of extra cash after buying souvenirs for my family, so I was lured to a strip club. I didn't realize prostitution was legal there, and it was only a few minutes before I was lured to a private room and convinced to pay for a BJ. Right before I finished she stopped and asked if I wanted more -- in retrospect a great "marketing" tactic for that line of work. I still had some cash, but not enough - she finally agreed to do the deed, but insisted we had to be quiet or she'd get in trouble for taking such a low sum. So we did. And it was incredibly lousy. She just lay there, shirt on, didn't move a muscle, didn't make a sound. And even though I used a condom, I spent months convinced I had contracted something nasty. I must have had myself tested at clinics at least 3 times.

That was my only even-remotely sexual experience all the way through college. When I started grad school, I met a girl and we started dating -- my first girlfriend, and it didn't come until the age of 22. We quickly started into sex and a few months into it we stopped using a condom because she told me she couldn't get pregnant. Go figure--she did. She was a good Christian girl, and a total pro-lifer, so it shocked me when she was the one who decided to have the abortion. It was a hard time for her - moreso because she had been told by doctors this couldn't happen. That was only 3 months into the relationship.

I kept dating her, and eventually she started pushing me for the bling. I resisted for a long time, because aside from my one misstep in Australia, she was my only partner, and I knew I wanted more. Eventually, though, I convinced myself I could be monogamous with her, and we married about 19 months ago.

She was never petite to begin with, but she also has a problem with weight, she works out like a fiend, and eats healthier than anyone I know but the weight keeps piling on (it's part of the same condition that is supposed to prevent her from getting pregnant), though she has so far kept herself under 200 lbs, she is not skinny. On top of that, my eye has started to stray too, my confidence has gone up a whole lot, and I can see other women who are interested in me.

Since the wedding I've stopped in a few strip clubs and discovered a few that are little more than fronts for brothels. Curiosity also brought me to an AMP, though I only got an HJ, and even then only because the girl seemed so upset that I wasn't going to tip for anything extra.

This has caused me to slowly start squirreling away enough to be able to afford all the "extras" at one of these places. Just recently I met that mark. And there's a weekend coming up where my wife will be out of town. But since I hit that mark suddenly, I'm finding my libido is down, and I don't really want to do it.

I really do love my wife. I'm incredibly worried about the harm it would do if she found out, or if I did catch something. I don't want to have an affair, even an FWB thing because you never know when that other person could send you an incriminating e-mail, text, phone call, or outright try to blackmail me. But I am really sexually frustrated and I really want to experiment with more pussy. I've tried pushing the open-marriage, or swinging thing too, but she's also totally not into that.

So I know motherless is supposed to be a moral-free zone. I don't need anyone preaching to me. What I want to know is guys, (and gals) who have similar situations, what advice do you have?

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I've lived in a fairly tale type of neighborhood. There are blue, orange , yellow , and pink houses up and down the street. It's an orgasmic rainbow of colors. Most of the homeowners, I'd say about 75%, are single men, of whom all vote Republican. Most are employed with decent paying jobs. Anywho, it was my second month living in my current home when my girlfriend's gay brother asked if he could rent the room we have over the garage. At first I was hesitant, because I like my privacy, but my girlfriend pointed out that we could use the extra income. I quickly realized how nice the extra money would be. Well he was here about 3 weeks when I noticed many of my neighbors, sometimes 2 or 3 at a time, coming or going from his room, at all times of the day. Didn't take me long to realize he was prostituting himself. Turns out most of the men on my street are gay. Who would have thought? I confess, I wish I didnt have a garage.

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Confessions of a girl next door #2: One of the hottest experiences that has happened to me in my life so far, which is saying a lot because I've done quite a bit most girls won't do. This was right after I had learned how much flashing excites me, and was completely spontaneous as most of my slutty behavior was, so it makes the experience, and the memory, even hotter.

I was staying in a nice hotel for a family event with my mom, aunt and sister, and was really sexually pent up after having no privacy for a couple nights (was sharing a room with my sister). We spent this particular night drinking in the cheesy hotel bar. They were all drinking enough to get tipsy while I paced myself, usually a late night girl and looking forward to some sneaky porn time that night in the bathroom to finally get some release. The type of men at the bar was not the best, but I found myself looking at a random guy's crotch, wanting to talk to him enough to get into a dark corner and ask to feel his cock. When I go to long without cumming I get this way. Perverted enough to sit there and plot ways to get a stranger's hands on me.

All in all, I was trying to be good though. I was with family who think I am innocent, and didn't even have my own room so the possibilities were limited. I started drinking a bit more out of my sexual frustration and started to enjoy the night a little more just as they were ready to go up the rooms. I went with them, and we drank a bit more, I was getting fairly drunk at this point. It was not long before they were passed out, just my sister in the room with me.

I put music on, made another drink and started smoking on the balcony. I had that rush on being turned on and slipped inside to change into a skimpy nightie and then went back to the balcony. The hotel faced a fairly quiet street so chances were no one would see but the possibility turned me on. Enough that I stayed out there too long, drank way more than I should have and started to get ideas.

I made a post on a site, saying that I was flashing at a nice hotel in a certain city, and giving clues on which I was at. I said that if I guy found me I would put on a show. I got tons of responses and was playing coy with most til I happened upon a message from a guy with the same name as I guy I was then crushing on which caught my eye. And then when I saw the pic he had included, I was impressed with how nice his cock looked. He had guessed correctly where I was at, so I gave him more specific instructions and went back out, wearing the nightie, a cute lacy bra, and a pair of red lacy panties, and heels.

I was drinking more and fast to kill the nerves cause I get super shy, and was waiting to see a white car pull up. He did, and passed slowly as I pulled my top down low enough to see my bra completely, he drove by again and I was squeezing them, pinching my nipples. He ended up parking just below the window, close enough that I knew he could see everything but far enough that I couldn't see him at all through the dark car window. I faced him and smoked, letting my tits fall out more, bending over to show my panties.

Again, the rush that I get while doing this is like a drug. Especially when I pair it with heavy drinking, which like I say I need usually to kill the shyness. It makes me legs get all shaky and my breath short and makes me not think straight at all and just want to push things further.

I took my bra off for him and let my tits show completely. That feeling of their eyes on me while they check out my body is the hottest thing in the world.

After a bit I went in and checked email, and started talking back and forth with him, taking instructions on how to tease him, getting pics of his hand on his cock. I went back and forth from my email to the patio, talking to him and taking my clothes of for him outside for about 2 hours, as insane as that seems. He had gotten me to show my pussy, and slide something inside myself with a leg up so he could see (that made me really nervous but I was too drunk now to stop).

Eventually security rolled up on him, and I went in and watched from inside. He told them he was fighting with his gf on the phone and they were fine with it, but he pulled off anyways. We kept emailing and flirting and I was teasing hard, hinting that MAYBE i should go down to meet him, but having no intention of actually doing so. The pictures he was sending of his cock were enticing, but I was too scared something bad could happen, plus it was about 4-4:30 am at this point.

I'm not sure exactly how he pulled it off, but what I remember is that I was playing with my pussy in the bathroom, emailing him, he was sending pics, and then all the sudden he sent one of him downstairs, by the pool, telling me what he would do to me when I came down. I told him I couldn't and he told me I would. I'm not sure what actually got me to, but although I had no intention of doing so, I slipped a pair of shorts on under my slutty nightie and went downstairs to meet him by the pool bathroom, very drunk and in fuck me heels at 4 am.

I'll finish in a few, need to make myself cum and handle a couple responsibilities. I could never tell a friend this and need to get the rest out though, so will finish it soon. Just reliving the story is making my pussy wet and making me want him again, I should text him and get him to come by tonight...

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Ok, this is true, but I really don't care if you believe it or not. I'm just sick of reading the obviously fake shit on here.

I'm 39, married, average looking guy, little chunky with a thick but average cock. I'm married, and my wife and I have an open and polyamorous relationship. We're pretty social, and have friends all ages. Last year a couple invited us to a Christmas party.

They are in their mid 20s, with a kid. He owns a bicycle shop in a college town, she's a stay at home mom. Her name is Hailey, she's about 5'2, cute body, B-cup tits. She's constantly perky and always talking. She looks 16. She and her husband know about our lifestyle, but are strictly monogamous. She wants to have "the perfect little family". (eye roll)

She always themes her parties, so this one was Night at the Opera, or something. Everyone was supposed to dress up, but most of her hipster friends didn't. I, however, looked great in my suit, and she looked great in her tight, strapless formal with a slit all the way up the back.

I spent the evening drinking bad beer and cheap champagne, talking with a bunch of 20-something hipsters who couldn't believe I was in my late 30s, had a job, and was actually cool. My hopes of getting laid were dwindling. Suddenly the party vanished around 930 as some ukulele player was at a bar nearby. Hailey and I went to the living room and had a long conversation. She wasn't drunk, but pretty tipsy. She started flirting with me pretty hard. Her husband went to bed, and my wife was just drunk. I was tipsy, but in control. About this time Hailey's friend Kaitlin came over with her boyfriend, she had to work. Kaitlin was just cute, about 5'0, but a little chubby. She was a hipster, so stupid haircut, no makeup and bad glasses. Probably would be really cute if she fixed those. She was in a sparkly sweater, mini skirt and tights. Her boyfriend was a 6'2" black guy, educated hipster type, but an alpha male.

We were all hanging out on their big sectional talking and drinking, when Hailey tells Kaitlin that my wife and I were polyamorous. Instantly, Kaitlin's hand went to my thigh. Her boyfriend says nothing. Hailey then tells me that Kaitlin and her bf have an open relationship. He nods. Awesome! Things are looking up. Things have moved from cheap champagne to vodka. Hailey then insists we move to the chaise section of the sectional. I lean back, kick my shoes off, and stretch out on the chaise. Kaitlin sits right next to me, hand again on my thigh, and her skirt severely riding up. Hailey sits at the foot of the chaise, between my legs facing me. She pulls her dress way up so she can sit cross legged. She's wearing white lacy boy shorts. My wife is sitting on the couch buried in her phone. Kaitlin's boyfriend is sitting next to me not saying much.

Hailey and Kaitlin's conversation turns to sex. The normal girl stuff, nothing too interesting unless you're right there. Both are trying to impress me with their sexual exploits. Boyfriend goes out to smoke. Then Hailey tells me about the time the two of them took a shower together, and how hot that was. I ask if they went further, but Hailey says no. They'd never do anything like that, they're both super straight. She looks at Kaitlin and asks, "Right?". Kaitlin is hesitant. Clearly, she's bi and Hailey has no idea. I suggest they recreate the shower for me, Kaitlin seems eager, but Hailey shuts it down. He daughter's asleep upstairs, and her bedroom is next to the bathroom. Damn. Then, out of nowhere, Hailey gives Kaitlin a long, deep, passionate kiss.

"You've never kissed me like that before," said Kaitlin.

"Sure I have, I kiss you all the time," said Hailey.

"You've never used your tongue."

Hailey just giggles, turns to me and asks, "That was hot, wasn't it?" I readily agree.

My hand has drifted to Kaitlin's thigh at this point. Fucking tights are ruining skin on skin.

Hailey hops up and runs over to her iPhone and plays some dance song. She starts doing a burlesque number for us which then moves to a lap dance for my wife and I. She kisses my wife and grabs her boobs. My wife returns the favor. Then Hailey goes after me, while she doesn't kiss me, she does grab my cock. It's been mostly hard since all this started, and Hailey likes what she felt. When the song is over, she comes back over to sit again. I'm still in the same position, and assume she's going to sit cross legged facing me again. I was wrong. This time she pulls her dress up, climbs in my lap and sits directly on my cock. She even moved around to get it in the right spot. Right then, I wished I had my fly open. Through my pants I couldn't tell if it was her pussy or ass on my cock, but I think it was her pussy.

Kaitlin gets up to go pee and get more vodka. When she gets up her skirt is up all the way. I can see the thong she's wearing clearly through the tights stretched over her fat ass. I'm still on the chaise with Hailey sitting on my cock. We're cuddling, and I do some feeling of her tits, and kissing of her neck. She keeps talking about how wonderful Kaitlin is and how much Kaitlin likes me.

Kaitlin comes back, flashes her thong and tight covered pussy at me, and sits down in the same place. She switches to holding my hand now. Her black alpha male boyfriend comes back in, and surveys the site. Me with Hailey on my covered cock and Kaitlin, skirt up, holding my hand, my wife sitting next to me. He just stands there and talks to us. After a while he goes back out for a smoke, and Hailey goes out, too. My wife goes out for some fresh air, leaving me and Kaitlin alone on the chaise.

I decide this is the best time to make my move. I lean in to kiss Kaitlin, and she eagerly returns the favor. We begin making out heavily. Her hand goes to my cock, and mine goes to her thigh, then ass as she turns more towards me.

Hailey comes in at this moment, she loudly proclaims, "That is so hot!" and sits down to watch. Kaitlin and I continue making out for a bit, then Hailey kisses Kaitlin. Then she suggests we go upstairs.

The three of us go upstairs to the guest room. Hailey reminds us we need to be quiet so we don't wake her kid or her husband. Kaitlin quickly strips off. I mean in seconds, she's naked. She's short and chubby, but everything is firm. C cup tits, big ass, a tummy, but not bad at all. She's got a beautifully shaved pussy, too. Hailey is getting excited, but tell us to wait. She runs downstairs and a couple of minutes later brings up a bottle of vodka, my wife and Kaitlin's boyfriend. My wife kisses me and Kaitlin, tells me to enjoy, but she's too drunk to do anything and heads back downstairs. Hailey strips off her dress and panties, no bra, and starts kissing Kaitlin. She's got a youthful body, small B tits, fairly slender, nice ass, shaved pussy. Just a tummy and some stretch marks from having a baby.

The girls stop kissing and giggle. Then they start undressing me. I'm having the best night of my life! Kaitlin's black alpha boyfriend is just standing there, watching. They get me naked, and Kaitlin immediately drops to her knees and starts sucking my cock and I start sucking on Hailey's tits.

Kaitlin then stands up, kisses me, and tells me she wants me inside her. I tell her to get a condom out of my pants (always be prepared). She gets it, opens it and puts it on me. Hailey then yanks it off me, "No way! You need to cum in her! I want to see you cum in her pussy!" Normally, I don't fuck someone I just met without a condom, but Hailey has a definite plan for her own real life porno, and I'm not going to argue.

Kaitlin goes over to the bed and lays down, again Hailey has a better idea. She insists I fuck Kaitlin doggie so she can get a better view. She directs us into the proper position, and I slide my cock into Kaitlin's tight and extremely wet pussy. Hailey then lies on the bed and gets her face as close to the action as she can, while she plays with her own wet pussy. Kaitlin's boyfriend is still standing by the door, watching.

Honestly, I don't last long. Let's face it, I've been teased hard by these two girls for the past couple of hours and I was ready to blow. Hailey, I guess, can tell I'm about to cum (or she's just got good timing), and she reminds me she wants to see the cum in her pussy. So I back out so just the head is in Kaitlin's pussy and cum.

Hailey is so excited! I slide out all the way, and Hailey hops up and kneels down behind Kaitlin so she can see her cum filled pussy. She insists I kneel beside her so I can look, too. This honestly is my first look at Kaitlin's pussy. It's very soft pink, with tight lips, and now, my cum dripping out. Hailey then dives in, eating my cum out of Kaitlin's pussy. I tell Kaitlin what's happening and she let's out a loud moan.

I'm ready to go again, so I slide my cock, still covered in cum and Kaitlin's juices, into Hailey's pussy as she eats my cum out of Kaitlin. About now, I hear the door slam as Kaitlin's boyfriend leaves. Personally, I was hoping to see his cock come out and fuck the girls, as well.

Hailey continues eating Kaitlin to orgasm, as I fuck Hailey. I cum in Hailey the same way I did Kaitlin, and ask Kaitlin if she wants to eat my cum out of Hailey. She does. I move around and slide my cock in Haley's mouth, as she cleans it off and gets me hard again.

They reposition and Hailey is on her back now as Kaitlin is eating her out. I decide I'm going to fuck Kaitlin's big ass. It's just begging for my cock. I slide it in her pussy a couple of times to lube it up, then I go for her asshole. I slip it in a little at a time, taking it easy. She's super tight and she's moaning and whimpering. It clearly hurts, but she's pushing towards me. Finally I'm in, and I hold it there, all the way in her ass. When I feel her relax, I start thrusting. Slowly in and out. I don't want to hurt her.

Hailey then realizes what's going on and she asks if I'm fucking Kaitlin's ass. I tell her yes, she says, "Awesome!", and runs out of the room naked. I keep fucking Kaitlin, and Hailey comes back a minute or two later. She hops on the bed and lays out 3 glass butt plugs and some lube. I like where this is headed! She takes one, lubes it up and slips it in her ass. It's a cute one with a blue jewel on the end. She takes another one, plain glass, lubes it up, gets behind me and slides it in. It's thick, but goes in without much pain. Feels great when it's in there. It doesn't take long and it pushes me over the edge and I cum in Kaitlin's ass. I'm as deep as possible this time. I pull out, my cock covered with shit and cum. Hailey quickly slips the other plug in Kaitlin's ass. Then they start kissing, and sucking each other's tits.

I go out to the bathroom to clean myself up. My wife comes in to see how I'm doing. Well, I've got a butt plug in my ass, shit on my cock and two naked girls 15 years younger than me in the other room.. pretty fucking good! She's sobered up and is ready to go home. We go back to the bedroom as the girls are still kissing and sucking. We tell Hailey my wife is ready to go home. She says my wife can crash on the sofa if she wants. She decides to go home instead. Hailey says I can stay and she'll drive me back in the morning.

So I stay, and I fuck Hailey one more time, cumming deep in her pussy. I'm pretty wiped out at this point, so I just hang back and watch the two girls fuck and suck each other. It's probably 4 am at this point, and we all pile up in the bed to sleep.

I wake up around noon, sun streaming in the window, and Kaitlin curled up with me. Hailey's not in the room. I start to get up, feeling a sharp pain in my ass. I fell asleep with the butt plug still in, oops. I lift the covers and see Kaitlin still has her's in, too. I slip the butt plug out, it hurts a little, but no damage. (Glass toys FTW) I stretch as Kaitlin wakes up. She turns over and smiles at me, the covers below her tits. She asks me if I want a blow job, and I tell her I need to pee first. She wants to come with me. She gets up and notices the butt plug, too. She slips it out, giggles, we get dressed in case Hailey's kid is around, and we go to the bathroom.

She tells me she wants to hold my cock while I piss, so I let her. I finish and she takes her turn to piss. She reaches for my cock and she suck me off as she pisses. I cum in her mouth and she swallows every drop. She licks her lips and smiles at me. "I never go to do that last night."

We clean up a bit, and head downstairs. Kaitlin lives across the street, so she kisses me and heads home. Hailey's in the kitchen and makes me breakfast. She's wearing a cute little dress, and as she moves around the kitchen I stare at her ass and legs.

He husband took their daughter out to the zoo for the day, so it's just the two of us. She brings me the food, and I slide my hand up the hem of her dress, and squeeze her panty covered ass. I then realize she's still got the butt plug in her ass. She sits in my lap as I eat. She even feeds me while my hand rests on her inner thigh. When I finish, I thank her for the breakfast, and kiss her. She asks me if Kaitlin and I fucked this morning. I tell her she just gave me head. She then takes me upstairs to the guest room again, and we fuck one more time. This is more gentle and loving. Very intimate. Still no condom. As we lay there cuddling, I ask about the butt plug. She says she usually has one in her ass. She started using one after a gay friend told her how much fun they made day to day activities.

We got dressed and she took me home. Hailey and I still fuck occasionally. Her husband doesn't care, and my wife sometimes joins us.

Kaitlin's boyfriend dumped her that day, then moved out of state. He couldn't stand the site of me in her pussy. Kaitlin and I fucked quite a bit for a few months, then she got a job across country. While Kaitlin was a great fuck, Hailey is the one I really wanted. She's got another Christmas party planned this year. I'm wondering who we're going to fuck this year.

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Once upon a time, I was just a wanna-be slut until I took that first step into sluthood by meeting up with B. in a vacant lot at 2am so he could gag me on his cock with his goal of making me piss myself, and the bonus that he gets his cock sucked.

That was at least two years ago now. We've said hi on occasion since but never managed to actually meet up again for this reason or that.

That changed tonight.

Last week, I emailed him to let him know that I still tell the tale of meeting him when asked about my kinkier experiences. Being the kind of cocky bastard that I seem to be attracted to, he was pleased and said we ought to do it again.

So tonight he asked if I was free and, after some nervous hemming and hawing, I agreed to meet him. He told me to make sure I had clothes with easy access and a full bladder. The clothes I could do, not so much on the bladder.

I put on a skirt (no panties, of course) and a peasant blouse and waited by the side of the road for him to pick me up. He asked me where to as I nervously climbed into his truck and I told him that I didn't have any plans so it was up to him.

He said something about finding somewhere to park then told me to talk about something while he drives around looks for a place. I, being the nervous wreck I often am on these kinds of meetings, couldn't think of anything so he threw out a bunch of topics: The weather, political stance, whether I was wearing panties, if I was wet... I told him the weather was lovely, prefer not to discuss politics, that I never wear underwear, and that I might be just a bit.

After some more silence aside from my anxiety-ridden giggles, he suggested that I could at least entertain him but pulling my tits out. As soon as I did, he reached over his free hand and began tweaking my nipples. Hard. Really fucking hard. He asked if I liked that and I told him between squeals that it was a hard question to answer. He replied that it might be wise to find a way to answer it. I answered that it was painful and I have a love-hate thing with pain. That seemed to be enough of an answer, though he didn't stop pinching.

We drove around a few streets looking and ended up going back behind a shopping center into the loading bay of a supermarket. Once parked, he laid my seat back before working his fingers between my thighs to see if I was wet. Of course I was so he began driving two fingers deep into my cunt, then shoved one hard and fast into my ass, causing me to scream.

"Does that hurt?"

"Yes!"

"Hurt good, or hurt bad?"

"(whimper) I don't know."

"Well, you'd better decide."

I finally decided it was bad and he removed his finger when I told him so then moved to stand basically behind and to the side of my seat so that, with the seat reclined, his cock was at eye level. He said that he was going to let me choose whether he was going to cum in my mouth or my ass but that I'd better suck his cock while I decided.

I don't like to make decisions. Especially when it comes to how I'm to be used. I don't really feel it is my place and I don't have much of an opinion. For me, it is all about what he wants... but B. knew this and what he wanted was to fuck with my head.

He fucked my mouth, holding the back of my head so that he could get as deep down my throat as was physically possible. I gagged several times, as I am prone to do. For a girl who is orally fixated, I have a really strong reflex. Thing is, I don't mind. I really enjoy being gagged. Something about the idea of being so helpless that even my own body is against me really makes me wet.


He would let me up occasionally to ask if I had decided and I would try to explain that I didn't want to choose to which he would shove my head back down. I finally told him I wanted to swallow his cum so he grabbed a fistful of hair and began fucking my face good and hard. However, I think I was gagging too much for his taste because he ordered me out of the truck. At first he put me on my knees to suck his cock a bit more but it wasn't long until he had me bent over against the back of the truck.


Moving up close behind me, he lifted my skirt and I felt his cock slide into my pussy. It took everything I had not to moan loudly as he began slamming into it, fucking me for a few minutes to get his cock good and slippery before he moved on to what he really wanted. Pressing against my asshole for a few seconds, he was balls deep in an instant and fucking my ass good and hard for only a few more minutes before he filled it with his cum.


He had me home in just a few more. Just a quick use and abuse session. And it was just what I needed.


However, it wasn't quite the end.


When I got home, I got myself cleaned up and ready for bed. My husband was still awake but getting ready for bed himself. Now, he doesn't really want to know about my playtime so all he knew was that I had gone out for a bit. I'm sure he had his suspicions about what happened but he's not going to ask about it. I, on the other hand, knew exactly what had happened and I could not pass up the chance to be the slut with two loads of cum in her ass at the same time.


Once we were both in bed, I made sure to rub up against him in all the ways he knows means I want to get fucked. It had been several days so I figured there was a fair chance he wouldn't mind getting some.


I got on my hands and knees to give him the view I know he most enjoys and he began to rub my ass and finger my cunt. He continued for a while, even making his way to four fingers in my pussy before deciding that he needed to fuck it. His cock sliding deep where another man's had just been was enough to make me cum several times before begging him to fuck my ass. As he did, I pleaded with him to fuck it harder and harder, "Fuck me hard and cum in my ass!"


And he did.

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Its been a while since something irked me enough to post here. But im pretty irked. So here goes.

You know how people draw Muhammed for shits n giggles? Then immediately get upset at the Muslims who get so offended by it that they want to take a gun to peoples' heads?

Im not a muslim, and i dont particularly like what they stand for. But something i like even less than that is people who refuse to be considerate toward them, knowing full well the consequences of what they're doing. Even worse, they say "I have the right to free speech" like its an excuse to antagonize whoever you want.

Its alot like getting up in a black mans' face and telling him "Fuck you nigger bitch" and then busting a cap in him once he lashes out at you, saying "I have the right to free speech" like its an excuse to antagonize people.

It'd be simpler to say "You poke the bear, the bear will bite".


What i dont understand is, what is so damn difficult about not doing the ONE thing that makes muslim people turn violent? ONE FUCKING THING. YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB. TO NOT DRAW MUHAMMED. MERHAMMERD. MO-HUMID. AND YOU FUCKED IT UP.

I mean, do people even understand where the whole "Draw Muhammed" thing came from?
Wether they want to admit it or not, doing it wasnt even a thing prior to an event in recent history, over a certain TV show. A TV show that whos producers, when met with threats, went ahead and censored it. But nope. People dont care about why something is censored. Only caring that it IS censored.

Drawing Mohammerd is nothing more than saying "I dont give a shit about other people".

It makes me want to rage. People who draw their prophet, and then shit all over them when they get upset, are nothing but a bunch of air thieving retards who are moving humanity back two steps, who do not deserve the right to free speech, since they clearly are incapable of using it non-malliciously.

It should be like street racing. You get too many 'points' on your license, your license gets taken away, because you dont know any better.

I dont brake check people. I dont flip people off while driving.
I dont stick my arms out into the cages at the zoo. I dont even touch food without washing my hands first, if it can be helped.

And i certainly wont draw the prophet Muhammad. Because i know that it apparantly makes a certain people so upset that it makes them want to kill other people.

And you know why i dont do these things? Because i know better. Because i give a shit about other people. Because doing it is tantamount to causing the violence to occurr.

Seriously people. Dont do the equivalent of poking a bear, or brake checking a semi truck. Its stupid. It causes mankind to retrograde. And its pretty damn insensitive toward a very large group of people. People that we know all to well will take to violence when someone does the ONE thing that will almost certainly make them flip.

I dont care what backward ass reasoning you have to try and justify it. You KNOW what will happen if you do it. Have some fucking self control, and dont do it. Otherwise, stop breathing my air. Its not being worth spent on the line about your "Freedoms' that you use to justify your actions.


One day mankind will be able to just get along. But before it happens, we need to learn to respect each other.

But i guess it'll never happen because i have no respect for those who poke the bear, knowing what will happen.

No respect. No respect at all.
"I dont want to live on this planet anymore" - Professor Farnsworth

I should also mention that i've laughed my ass off at some of the drawings of Muhammed people do. Some of them are clever, and not even intended to be malicious. It still doesnt make it right, however. Funny, yes, but not right.


You know, i feel like if i 'preached' about this, stood on a street corner with a sign, and a bullhorn, using my 'right to free speech' to convey a message of fairness and consideration, someone would probably kick my ass. Even though im a natural born citizen of the united states of motherfucking america, and were using my goddamn rights for a GOOD cause.


Anyway, just be considerate toward others. You can claim whatever "White knighting" or "Moral faggotry" you want about it, but its not like bowing in to feminism. Its not like changing everything to be friendly toward animals. Its not even like voting for equality for gays, or protesting against war.

You dont even have to LIKE muslims. Just dont draw their prophet. And make it clear that its got nothing to do with rights or free speech. Its all just about not being an antagonist.

Nobody likes an antagonist. Stop antagonizing people like a nigger.

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I confess that when I was 24, I dated a 16 year old high school girl. I finished university at 23 in Ontario and that summer I traveled out to BC with a friend for something adventurous to do. When the winter came, I decided to stay out there for a while and got a job at a ski resort, as a lifty. Many of the people working up there were either around my age or younger, and a fair amount were high school students from the nearby city. This super cute and fun 15 year old girl took a liking to me and we became friends, but I was definitely not interested in anything more. I had never dated anyone more than a year younger than me and although of course the thought popped into my head, I kept my distance. So much so that after a while we didn't talk anymore. Then the next summer I ran into her and we decided to hang out sometime. I was now 24. She was now 16 and her tits had grown in a bit more. I was turned on but still thought of her as little sister to protect. Well she started to ask me to hang out all the time and I didn't have much going on there not knowing too many people so I obliged. She even invited me to her house and her mom didn't seem that weirded-out by my age (I didn't lie because I wasn't fucking her). Maybe she thought I was a nice mature boy, which I was.

I of course lied about her age to people I knew but she looked really young and I think they knew. She was only in grade 10 for god's sake. It was only a matter of time before one night when I dropped her off at home (just down the street from her house so she could sneak in since it was past her curfew) she made a move. It was very movie-like and somehow I was just mesmerized by the beauty of it. It was raining, I kid you not, and I stood outside with her, beside the car, parked at the side of the road. I could tell she didn't want to say goodbye. She stared up at me with her big beautiful innocent eyes and asked me to kiss her, just this once. We had talked about it once and I told her it could never be, but it was so magical and I just gave in and gave her that hollywood kiss in the rain. Then she went home.

After that I still told myself I would not let that happen again, but in a way I really wanted it to. I had kind of fell for the lolita. I actually really liked her. She was so cool and gorgeous for a 16 year old. I was just so attracted to her and although my morality was against it, it really really turned me on that she was a fresh little teen with still growing tits and braces. One night without me knowing she arranged to sleep over by telling her parents that she was sleeping at a friend's house. She sprang it on me late at night and said she couldn't go home now so I had to let her stay over. Well she basically seduced me and I ended up fucking her. I asked her like 10 times if she was sure and she said yes. I later found out she wasn't a virgin so I guess it wasn't that big of a deal to her, but it was to me. It was fucking AMAZING! She was so young and so tight and firm and fresh. Sure, she didn't know how to fuck, but that only made it all the better at the time. She was on the pill so I nailed her bareback and pulled out to jizz all over her. One of the best orgasms I have ever had. A couple days later we were home alone at my place (all roommates gone) and I fucked her on the couch, and that was it, I was in love and prepared to date this girl.

We ended up dating for a year. Her parents didn't really like it but accepted it because I was a good guy and didn't hide anything and came over for family stuff all the time. They also had a lot of family issues and this was kind of the least of their problems. I fucked her right in their house, many times. It was so surreal. She still had a curfew and wasn't supposed to sleep over at my house and I wasn't supposed to sleep there, although we always broke those rules. Sometime I just couldn't believe I was dating a little high school girl with rules and parents to answer to. Somehow it made the whole thing so hot. I told my friends and family back home that I had a young girlfriend but still pretended she was 19. They would rightly think me a pervert for fucking a 16 year old. I eventually moved back to Ontario for grad school and never came back. We talked on the phone for a while and then I started banging a uni student of mine (I was a TA and one of my first year uni students came after me, but that is a whole other story) so I stopped talking to her and that was it. She was a great girl and I still wonder what shes up to sometimes. Since then I have fucked girls more than 8 years my junior (for instance I am 32 and fucked a 20 year old recently), but never a girl that young again. There was a certain precious beauty to fucking such a young girl and boy did we ever fuck. I really trained her and taught her everything. She even reluctantly let me fuck her in the ass a couple times. I just remember her stomach down on the bed, me holding her cheeks open with my fat dick in her perfect little asshole (no ass hair yet, and a nice pink colour), her moaning a little in pain and me thinking, "I can't believe I have my 24 year old cock in the ass of this tight little 16 year old. It probably won't ever get better than this."

Of course I have had some great sex since, but in some ways it will never quite top that triumph. The crazy part is I wasn't just using her, I actually loved the girl. This is just one of about a dozen sex stories I can never tell anyone in real life since it is too taboo but I wanted to share it on here. I have a feeling way more people than you think do stuff like this and nobody says anything because of social standards and such. How strange that we all want nothing more than to fuck a cute little teen, but no man can publicly admit this or he will be ruined. What a repressive time this is for sexuality.

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