The worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I cant seem to get  enough spilled to my 18 yo niece that posted this, maybe you could add to the pot..

with the pot-leaf backpacks. yum.

any professors out there? it's the philosophy ones that get me, the slightly hallow eyes that come from a life long stuggle to maintain convictions despite the overwhelming meaninglessness so clearly evidenced, or maybe its the lack of boundries the material necessitates that already presses the boundries, teasing out what pleasure is, maybe its the layers of sweaters or maybe the 20 minute digressions on latin word roots, or even a weird say, teacup obsession. or that thrill when a teacher has to wisper something in your ear, and you know he can smell the pot smoke and sex on you, and he linnnnngers. anyway if there are any guys out there who wanna mix daddy issues, teacher power dynmamics or generally flipping a silly college girl over a podium to slap her ass and fuck a good essay into her, message me. 20/f/ma

i just spent 42 days in county lock up. its a 3 cell jail. 4 men to a cell at the most but this little town 99% of the time the cells are empty.i was in there for tickets. from 5 years ago. i dont know if i forgot about them or jsut said fuck it but now i was paying for it. no big deal.
anyway they must have had some big troulbe over the first weekend because the cells was full. By tuesday my cell was empty again. except for me.
then they brought a faggot in and i mean pink short shorts tight pink shirts blued hair blue eyes. about 5'3" 125 pounds. and they put him in a empty cell we could talk to each othere but not see each othere for two days. then the jails filled up again 3 per cell but i was still alone then i heard a fight going on and the guards came in and had to take the faggot out of that cell and put him in mine.
the next two days was ok. we talked found out he was in there because him and his b/f got in a fight and he cant make bail.
every two days we would go to the shower one cell at a time and when we got in the shower that little fag had a 8 inch dick and think. and the tightest ass i have ever seen on a person male or female. Oh i have never been with a man and never wanted to before but this boy 18 had a sweet ass and i haven't had a peace of ass in over 2 weeks.
i started getting a semi checking out his smoot body he didn't have a 6 pac he had a 8 pack this BOY was built.
i turned my back to him so he couldnt see me getting hard. then he droped his soap and bent over and you could tell his ass has been pounded alot. and my dick got rock hard. i have gotten hard fast before but never as fast as i did just then.
we went back to the cell and after lights out we would chat some and he told me for a older man i had a good body. i told him he has a ass that most women would kill for. and a dick any man would die to have.
its a old jail window to the outside but for them to see in the room they have to open the big door or the little 6"x 1'6" door. and the only light left on is in the bath room above the pot. you can see in the room but its nice and dark.
i told him i'm not even gay and wanted to pound his sweet looking ass in the shower.
he rolled over on his back and pulled his baggy pants down to his knees and rolled back over on his stomic and said its here for you anytime you want it.
i layed ther for a few minutes thinking that is a nice ass and i'm horny as hell so i set up and walked over to his bunk and the light from the restroom was lightin up his ass just like a spot light.
i have never touched a mans ass before and was shaking when i reached back and touched his ass and damn that was was baby smooth and when i touched his ass hole it tried to suck my finger in. he reached back and took ahold of my dick threw my pants so i droped them and he pulled me to his face and started sucking my dick.
i have had lots of BJ but never as good as this one.
after just a couple minutes i wanted his ass so i pulled out of his mouth and mounted him like a dog in heat and when i dick hit his tight little hole it was like he turned on a vacum and sucked me deep into his ass.
i pounded his ass for 10 minutes the filled him with my cum.
the enxt 29 days i pounded his ass everynight i even sucked his 8 inch dick a few nights and drank his cum.
the day i got out i went to the ATM and got his bail. stoped by walmart bought alot of KY. and it only took 3 time of his big dick and i can take him balls deep. and now this little faggot is sucking dick as i type this.
if i had know it was this good i would have tried it years ago

i really like licking girls buttholes but my wife wont have it. last weekend my wife her sister their cousin and i had a little party at our apartment . everyone got really really wasted on alchohol and pot except for me. i waited untill they all passed out. and went to town on my wifes asshole. it was so good. I heard snoring comming from the living room so i said fuck it and licked her sister and cousins assholes as well. i was in heaven . i think i found a new hobby.

So...
I smoke a lot of pot, and my family doesn't know.

Really really dank weed goes into my system all the time.

I get decent grades in the college that I am going to, and when I use marijuana every few days or so it seems to help my concentration(ADD).

Why is marijuana so demonized in the modern eye? It helps me with my learning disability when used responsibly... I couldn't say they same for Alcohol.

I confess, I love to jeck off and shoot my loads into food that my wife intents to take to work parties, pot luck dinners etc.... I love the thought of all of the girls and moms eating my cum. The best is when my wife comes home and said how everyone loved her salad and wants the recipe.

I confess that I'm irritable as fuck without pot. My dealer got busted a month ago, and I've been dry for three weeks. Finding decent bud in kansas city is a fucking pain, and I won't go to the fucking ghetto to find any and also be ripped off. I've been drinking as a weak replacement, but I don't like it.

So I know that some people are going to be reading this and thinking this guy is just crying out for attention. Maybe I am maybe I'm not but this stuff needs to be told in one way or another. I am 25 years old married with a child while I love my wife and my life, while could be better, is not bad but something lately is off for me. Sex with her doesn't just do the way it use to I look at my coworkers and instantly start picturing myself doing them in weird places in weird ways. My wife and I both smoke pot, and me used to being a recovering addict, I say used to be recovering because I have relapsed and relapsed hard I don't want to put any detail on the board and if anyone would like to for me to private message them just ask on a reply here and I will but it's like my body is becoming addicted to everything and I need to fill those urges or I might go crazy.

My wife told me when she was in her mid 20's, before we met, she became sexually envolved with a man and his wife in their 50's. It was SO hot hearing my wife tell me about it. This couple pretty much treated her like their sex slave. My wife said they took pictures but I never got to see any of them. I did see some pictures of them but not the ones of them having sex with my now wife. The woman was big and sort of plump and looked like a stern woman. The man was sort of tall but he had a pot belly. My wife looked pretty damned good then. I never could understand the attractive she had for this less than attractive couple. But my wife did tell me the man had a big cock..and knew how to use it.