A couple weeks ago my step daughter had a gender reveal party. Among the people she invited was her mom (my ex) her aunt JoAnn and her cousin Amanda.

My ex is in between men so she dressed sexy to get my attention.  She is and has always been a slut. That's why we married but eventually divorced. She kept sleeping around while we were married. She came home with a pushy full of cum. I use to enjoy sloppy seconds and cleaning her shaved pushy but when got pregnant my a black guy I had enough.

Amanda is a year older than my daughter and were always close growing. JoAnn is a near mirror image of my ex except with larger (fake) tits.

My ex always fantasized about me fucking her sis while she watched. She even loved it when I'd moan her name into her ear as I emptied my balls into her 

The gender reveal was fine but mid way though I noticed how Amanda was paying a lot of attention to me.  Sitting next to me, finding reasons to touch my arm or back. I also noticed how pissed off my wife became. 

She was dressed to attract attention but I was enjoying Amanda much more who was wearing a simple sun dress.

As we were finishing cleaning up, Amanda took me aside . She asked me to lean down and she quietly confessed she had the hots for me and wanted to feel me inside of her while she was growing up. Then she gently kissed me. 

I was beyond turned on and told her i would be happy to make that happen then kissed gently on the lips and left

This past weekend I took my niece to a hotel and made love to her. We started the evening after she dropped her two children off to her moms so she would babysit them. We got dinner them walked along the river front park before heading to a nice suite hotel. 

We made love for several hours. Her body was my willing playboy. I made her cum 6 times before filling her body with my seed. It was when she started calling me Uncle Shawn that I couldn't take it any longer.

We lay cuddling each other afterwards and talked. She said  the 22 year old age difference didn't bother her and how it was worth the wait. She also told me JoAnn knew she had come to see me. I guess she told her daughter that she knew I had a big cock because her sister bragged about it to her.

All this talk just got me excited again and I throughly ravished her lithe body again. Pulling her on top of me at the end to empty my second load into her.

Afterwards she called her mother to see if the kids were  all right. I heard her mother saying they were fine and that she stay with me and just come home in the morning.

The next morning we woke and gently made love a third time. Afterwards we dressed and went down to get the continental breakfast. All the while we sat together she kept calling me her uncle so others could hear it. 

As we went back to the room  she wrapped her arm around me and asked me not soquietly of we could make love again. I said of course. One of the other guests heard us and looked very confused.

We have plans on seeing for lunch the week near the hospital she works at, the grabbing dinner and a movie saturday.

Anyone got more of this girl, Brooke Marks, I find her irresistible? Has she done Playboy under another name perhaps?

(found the pic here) http://brookemarksnude.com/

"Soapbox"...so, random stuff here -
(1) Lindsay Lohan's Playboy shoot was so, well, "who cares?"
(2) I can't believe anything still exists in bitmap form. So annoying when I find great bitmap pictures posted here that are in...um...BITMAP!
(3) Still fucking hate anyone and everyone that posts a ton of videos that are 10 seconds long.
(4) Always open to "waah, stop whining" responses, so feel free to bring that on (it's a conundrum, isn't it? Either you respond to the latter with some crappy, anonymous, negative response, or just let it go. Decisions, decisions.)
(5) Not a troll. :-)

Torrie Wilson did playboy In 2003 and she is so beautiful 

I confess fiat my porn prefrance has come full circle. I started in the 80 with playboy and other magazines as well as penthouse forum. Then I moved on to xxx movies. There was a lesbian phase and BDSM phase. Piss, shit, squirting, traps, cum shots, forced, rape, vomit, old, zoo and just about every fetish you can think of. Then after becoming swingers (that's a whole nother set of confessions) I've seen it all. I am now at a point where I just want to see beautiful women nude in a sxy yet tasteful poses and read stories. Right back to where I was at 12 years old.

I read today that Lindsey Fucking Lohan is going to pose for Playboy for a million bucks. I don't know if that's a new low for her or for Hef. That mag's been shit for years and now that have that skank. Jesus, Hef, you know you coulda had her for a couple g's of coke, tops.

Elvira appreciation! didnt she do Playboy?

Crap - so a few years ago I caught my step daughter watching porn vids... not just the playboy type that I used to look at when I was growing up, but shit that is on motherless, redtube etc.. (redtube was her fav). So this started about a 2 year circle jerk of flirting and sexual tension and non-stop masterbation for me.. but all of the sudden about a year ago she pulls this "I'm not in to porn" view and starts easing back on the flirting... she used to sit in my lap wearing short shorts with no panties, she used to wear no bra and would lean forward to kiss me goodnight with her tits in plane view. Now it's nothing... NOTHING! Ugh, she smells like a stripper on most days ending in y thanks to the "pink" perfume line. She tells me where she sprays it.. her tits, her pussy, he neck. It drives me nuts.. I was thinking of using her younger sister to get back at her by cuddling with her on the couch or even showing affection toward her. What's a guy to do?

OK.. with ALL of the unbelievable free porn out here folks, I am hooked on that show swing on PBTV Season five is out and MAN they must be doing a great job in security because not ONE Magnet site has the new shows.. The ONE site I find them at is total BS it is called ( not the real url of course K18dot co ) they HAVE them but every single thing you click launches a popup to include the serious malware stuff , fake security alerts etc.... I cant find ANY info on this site and I am shocked that they are not banned yet.. I hit their contact me form and every blank.. name address etc ALSO triggered a pop-up.... So 1 does anyone know where to get the swing episodes ( the smartasses can save the Pay for them at playboy tv comments ) and 2 WTF with this site i mentioned above???

Thnx Wankerspanker

There is a girl running for office in Spokane WA named Amy Biviano who was topless in playboy in 95. I have been trying to find the pic but all I can locate is censored ones. Can anyone help?

I didn't write this, I saw it in Playboy once, enjoy.

There once was a boy named Gimme-Some-Roy... He was nothin' like me or you,
'cause laying back and getting high was all he cared to do.

As a kid, he sat in the cellar...sniffing airplane glue. And then he smoked banana peels, when that was the thing to do. He tried aspirin in Coca-Cola, he breathed helium on the sly, and his life became an endless search to find the perfect high.
But grass just made him wanna lay back and eat chocolate-chip pizza all night,
and the great things he wrote when he was stoned looked like shit in the morning light.

Speed made him wanna rap all day, reds laid him too far back, Cocaine-Rose was sweet to his nose, but the price nearly broke his back.

He tried PCP, he tried THC, but they never quite did the trick. Poppers nearly blew his heart, mushrooms made him sick. Acid made him see the light, but he couldn't remember it long. Hash was a little too weak, and smack was a lot too strong. Quaaludes made him stumble, booze just made him cry, Then he heard of a cat named Baba Fats who knew of the perfect high.

Now, Baba Fats was a hermit cat...lived high up in Nepal, High on a craggy mountain top, up a sheer and icy wall. "Well, hell!" says Roy, "I'm a healthy boy, and I'll crawl or climb or fly,
Till I find that guru who'll give me the clue as to what's the perfect high."

So out and off goes Gimme-Some-Roy, to the land that knows no time, Up a trail no man could conquer, to a cliff no man could climb. For fourteen years he climbed that cliff...back down again he'd slide . . .
He'd sit and cry, then climb some more, pursuing the perfect high.

Grinding his teeth, coughing blood, aching and shaking and weak, Starving and sore, bleeding and tore, he reaches the mountain peak. And his eyes blink red like a snow-blind wolf, and he snarls the snarl of a rat,
As there in repose, and wearing no clothes, sits the god-like Baba Fats.

"What's happenin', Fats?" says Roy with joy, "I've come to state my biz . . .
I hear you're hip to the perfect trip... Please tell me what it is. "For you can see," says Roy to he, "I'm about to die, So for my last ride, tell me, how can I achieve the perfect high?"

"Well, dog my cats!" says Baba Fats. "Another burned out soul, Who's lookin' for an alchemist to turn his trip to gold. It isn't in a dealer's stash, or on a druggist's shelf... Son, if you would find the perfect high, find it in yourself."

"Why, you jive mother-fucker!" says Roy, "I climbed through rain and sleet,
I froze three fingers off my hands, and four toes off my feet! I braved the lair of the polar bear, I've tasted the maggot's kiss. Now, you tell me the high is in myself? What kinda shit is this?

My ears, before they froze off," says Roy, "had heard all kindsa crap; But I didn't climb for fourteen years to hear your sophomore rap. And I didn't climb up here to hear that the high is on the natch, So you tell me where the real stuff is, or I'll kill your guru ass!"

"Okay...okay," says Baba Fats, "You're forcin' it outta me... There is a land beyond the sun that's known as Zabolee. A wretched land of stone and sand, where snakes and buzzards scream, And in this devil's garden blooms the mystic Tzutzu tree.

Now, once every ten years it blooms one flower, as white as the Key West sky,
And he who eats of the Tzutzu flower shall know the perfect high. For the rush comes on like a tidal wave...hits like the blazin' sun. And the high? It lasts forever, and the down don't never come.

But, Zabolee Land is ruled by a giant, who stands twelve cubits high, And with eyes of red in his hundred heads, he awaits the passer-by. And you must slay the red-eyed giant, and swim the river of slime, Where the mucous beasts await to feast on those who journey by. And if you slay the giant and beasts, and swim the slimy sea, There's a blood-drinking witch who sharpens her teeth as she guards the Tzutzu tree."

"Well, to hell with your witches and giants," says Roy, "To hell with the beasts of the sea--
Why, as long as the Tzutzu flower still blooms, hope still blooms for me."

And with tears of joy in his sun-blind eyes, he slips the guru a five, And crawls back down the mountainside, pursuing the perfect high.

"Well, that is that," says Baba Fats, sitting back down on his stone, Facing another thousand years of talking to God, alone. "Yes, Lord, it's always the same...old men or bright-eyed youth... It's always easier to sell 'em some shit than it is to tell them the truth."