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16 Aug 2010 10:36PM
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Ok, so I am 26 year old male, who has never been laid, but I am getting laid this weekend by an 18 year old.

I used to be really really fat. I've always refused to fuck ugly or fat bitches, so I've never been laid.

I've lost 158 pounds over the past year, and I'm now at 10 pounds over my perfect weight. I almost have abs.. anyway. This FINE ass little 18 year old bitch that works with a buddy of mine wants to fuck me, I find out.

Problem is I've obviously lied to all of my friends about getting laid, claiming several girls for years. I'm a closet virgin.

So I have no clue how to fuck, I'm scared I'm only gonna last 5 minutes. She's been laid quite a bit, so she's probably going to be able to tell that I'm a newbie at fucking.

What the fuck do I do? lol. I'm decently endowed in the cock area, and she is pettite, so I don't think that should be a problem.


Anyway.. I'm just stoned.

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