I think I just saw Miley Cyrus on the street!!

Of course, it's hard to recognize her without the little 'mute' symbol in the corner.

You're getting fucked by your father
By your own flesh an blood
You suffer torment
Ir suits him
Why does he do that?
Why is he doing that to you?
Is that his love?
Does it make him a man?
You're sickend at him
His saliva and his kisses
By his hand on your lap
By his hand on your breats
If that's his love
He's an idiot
If that's life
You desire death

You're crying in your pillow at night
You are afraid of him
Afraid, that he comes inside you
At his game
You can't deal with it
You can't defend yourself
You can't tell anyone
You're too ashamed

You're too young
Much too young
You're too young
Much too young, much too young
You don't know what happens
You don't know why
You wanna scream
But you stay mute

am i the only one who cant watch porn with the sound on because i got used to having it muted?

so my brother-in-law got caught with his pants down a few days ago. Stupid bastard was banging the neighbor when his wife came home early. I'm allowed to laugh I'm not related to him. My wife's pissed, it's her brother. He'd been married 5 years and everyone loves his wife. It's fucked up, but funny. So after the initial shock everyone starts asking where it goes from here. Somehow I get nominated to have a cup of coffee with is wife. I'm the neutral party since I'm not related to him. I'm not a coffee person and not totally comfortable meeting her but it's family so I opt for a couple beers.

She picked the bar. We met around 7. By the time I made it she'd already had a couple and the guys were starting to do the rounds. She's a hot little blonde, a bit chubby with a massive rack. That dumb bastard really fucked up. She asks why I called and it's written on my face. This is family, not social. We go back and forth over a couple beers. I ask what she's thinking and she tosses out a few gems. She threatened to take home a random stranger and fuck his brains out. I assume it was an empty threat but I don't want her fucking herself up because of that idiot. Then she gets this playful look and smiles. She hits me up for head in the parking lot. I was about to say something when she put her finger on my lips. If I say no she'll call my wife and say we did it. Doesn't matter if my wife believes her or not, damage would be done. I'm thinking she's had enough and I'll take her home so I pay the tab and we walk out.

She starts to head to her car and gently guide her over to mine. I don't know how much she's had but I'm not letting her behind the wheel. I pop the lock and step back but instead of opening the door she backs into it. We're at the far end of the lot, no people, lots of cars. She leans forward and starts at my zipper. I brush her away and she pulls her phone out. I'm realizing I don't have much of a choice. She drops the zipper, works the button on my boxers, and gently falls to her knees. I cringe a little as a rush of cold air hits my pants.

With one hand she's gently rubbing and getting me worked up. With the other hand she's scrolling her phone contacts. I hear my wife's voice pick up and she starts to talk to her. Usual girl chat b.s. It's hot hearing my wife while getting stroked. She gets my wife talking and then I feel her tongue start to tease. The more my wife talks about how sorry she is the harder she sucks. When my wife stops talking, she pops off and says a bit more. This back and forth is fun. She gets my wife talking again and this time I have some fun. I gently grab her blonde hair and I start fucking her face. I hear my wife talking but I honestly don't care. I work that mouth as hard as I can until my wife stops talking. She pops off, asks my wife to hold for a minute, mutes it, and just works me. I grab her hair again and just enjoy it. She realizes it a moment too late and I hold her head as I completely drain my balls in her mouth. As she slid back it dripped on her tits. She hit the unmute and made up some lame excuse. A minute or so later she thanked my wife for letting me go out, and said I was taking her home. She hung up and we both started laughing.

Not sure what's funnier; listening to a coworker talk about some stripper giving him a handjob while traveling for work, or draining my balls in his fiancee's mouth while he's bragging about how she'll never know. Thank god for mute. I only answered because she was on her knees and I wanted to torture her. The minute he started in about a stripper I just held her head down. I guess she doesn't let him cum in her mouth... oops...

Then he starts bitching about how she never lets him tap her doggy anymore. I had to kill a smile. She's afraid to let him back there because I made her take it up the ass. He's going to make her a wife, I'm fine with her being my bitch.

GF is visiting family and we were skyping but my laptop is busted with no cam. I think she thought she hung up when she left to take a shower but I figured I'd sneak in a quick peek and a fap while she changed, so I muted my mic so she wouldn't hear.
Instead she comes back in with her brother and they start fucking. I don't know what to do, he's eating her out then she's sucking him off before she's on her back getting fucked and I'm just frozen, fapping forgotten. I'm shaking right now.

Not only is she screwing another guy, it's her brother who she constantly visits. I don't know how to fucking handle this. I saw it all until they finished. She checked her computer and saw the call was still going and asked if I was there but I said fucking NOTHING and she hung up. What the fuck do I do?

Fucking Kick @$$ torrents muted me for making a India rape joke in the comments of a Hindi movie.

Years ago my wife's cousin would allow her 14 year old daughter come babysit. She had a body like this :

Having her over, I was always in a state of being horney and wanted to fuck her but obviously would not. One night while watching a movie my wife went to bed leaving us downstairs. I fell asleep on the movie and woke to find the girl on the far side of the sectional couch asleep. I started to wake her but then thought this is a golden opportunity because I knew she sleeps hard. I turned on the stairwell light to the upstairs (so I could see anyone on the steps) and muted the TV. I positioned the girl such that her ass was pointing out (it took me 10 minutes of lightly nudging) and took her shorts down to expose her ass cheek. I shouldn't have but I sniffed her ass and jumped when I heard a noise (it's amazing how noisy your house is when you're trying to be sneaky!)

I kept thinking if she woke or my wife came downstairs I'd be w/out excuse. In the end my opportunity overwhelmed my fear and I slowly put my face between her ass cheeks and licked her asshole. It smelled of musk and dankness and her asshole had a rubbery feel to it. I tasted a metalic taste and nastiness but couldn't stop. I jacked off and came over the couch! Later I couldn't let this pass so I put the shorts up and smelled her foot hanging off the couch and then licked the bottoms and toes and jacked off!

Much later she came to babysit while I worked from home. She took my daughter outside to play and I went to a window to check up on them. The I came up with the brilliant idea of going through her bags to find her used underwear and I did! I took a picture of the bag with my phone so I could put everything back just-so. I took out a crumpled panty and sniffed the ass and crotch. There was a shit streak on the panty and I licked it and smelled it! I repeated this so many times I literally abraised my dicked!

She doesn't come over anymore but I wish she would.

Why the fuck can't I close that stupid streamate ad? I can't even mute it when I click mute. I keep clicking X and it still stays. And that's in addition to the other fucking ads you're forcing me to watch. Seriously, fuck you money grubbing assholes.

Every video I play has the same problem, but it only happens on motherless. The video will play for a little bit but then the picture will freeze but everything else will still work. I can skip ahead and mute and unmute. If I make the video full screen the picture will work again but freeze shortly there after. Once I exit full screen the cycle repeats again. help?

I made this confession about a year ago. I know because I had gotten an update on facebook for one year from the gathering we were at.

It all started when I was over a friends house with, we will say their names are Todd and Scott. I have been friends with them since kindergarten. We come from a small town of legit 500 people. Scott had randomly asked us if we had ever done anal. I said yes and so did Todd. Scott confessed that even though he was married twice; once when he was 20 with a woman he has two kids with, and now with his current wife, he still has not done anal as neither will do it. I didn't tell him or Todd at the time but my wife loves anal.

So I randomly wondered if she would be willing to let Scott put it up her ass to give it a try and let him experience it. My wife does too but she does not like Scotts wife at all. She thinks that Scotts wife is stuck up and is better than everyone so I was like "eh maybe she will". At first she said no and her reasoning was that because even though she does not like his wife we will still be around them and don't want things to be awkward and for people to find out because his wife is questions Scott why he is being weird. Well after a while, and I mean a while, I eventually managed to convince her to give it a go and we had to figure out a good time. Our plan was, we have an SUV so it is pretty spacious with the back seats down. So that could be a good neutral place but we had to have a good time.

Well it popped up. Todd was having people over and my wife had to do stuff for her mother but said she would DD so I said that would be a good time and she said sure and that she would bring things with her (lube and a vibrator, etc) and make sure she was cleaned out. I go out non of us drink much which it good and my wife picks me up and I offer Scott a ride and he takes it. As we leave I look at Scott and was like something along the lines of "Hey Scott I was telling my wife how you have not tried anal yet and really want to but your wife ain't budging. She will let you tonight if you want. One time only give anal a go". He was surprised but he said sure a lot faster than I thought he would.

So you might laugh at this, I didn't disclose the location last year but we went to a Denny's that was built into a hotel. Big parking lot with empty spaces and 24/7 diner. So the plan was this, I wasn't gonna be there for it, but I wanted to still be kept in the loop as I was curious, so I helped them get the SUV ready; put the seats down and spread out a blanket. I actually called her phone which was connected to bluetooth but muted the microphone so they couldn't hear me then I headed inside to Denny's to sit and listen. I went in, got a spot and got a coffee. However, before I went in I told my wife to be a bit more into the dirty talk and stuff. She knew what I was talking about as I have been trying to get her to be a bit more lively in the bedroom and she knows what kind of things I want her to say and she was doing good.

Anyways I sit down with my coffee and listen. I might paraphrase some stuff as I am not sure the exact words but I know the whole thing, it is like burned in my head and it is great. It starts off with them getting their clothes off, then my wife sucked him off a bit to get him nice and hard. While she was sucking him off she used her lube and fingers to get her ass lubed up and loosened up a bit. She stopped and let him do it if he wanted and he took over using his fingers on her ass as she kept sucking. She stops when I guess she feels loosened enough or he is hard enough and tells him she is lying on her stomach. I hear her vibrator go and she helps guide him in. They go at it for a bit, she is telling him it feels good and whatnot then eventually tells him to try something else and she says she wants to get on her back. So they switch positions and she guides him again and they go at it again. This time I hear her tell him she is cumming and she starts with her dirty talk. It isn't much just telling him to fuck her hard and harder, pound her ass etc. He tells her he is going to cum soon and she tells him to fill her ass, cum as deep as her can. He finishes, he is beat out says how good it was and I hang up cause the show it over. A few minutes later after getting her clothes on my wife strolls in and tells me she is going to go use the bathroom. This is code for she is going to push out whats up her ass.

She finishes and we head out to the car and leave to drop Scott off. He talks about how great it was an thanked my wife so many times. We drop him off and I get the extra details from my wife; she said she switched to her back because well, she has a biggish ass and my friend couldn't get deep and she wanted it deeper. She also said he must of needed to cum because she said she felt like she pushed out more cum than she ever has. She said she didn't hate it like she thought she would. AFAIK he still has not got it up his wifes ass.