1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt!"
2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!!! Women, I can't figure them out!.
3. A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
4. Little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, "What are you doing?" His father says, "We are making you a little brother." The boy answers, "Why don't you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy!"
5. "I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like; "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister in law."
Dear Dr. Phil,
I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded, watching me. Is my wife a pervert?

I'm looking for Rachel Steele videos ya know that hot milf chick who fucks her son ? well here on mother there was these videos called red milf goldies which contained her.But for some reason the uploader deleted ALL of them.I'm looking for the one where she gives him a blowjob on a recilner chair and fucks him on it and the one where she has sex with him in bed when shes wearing a miniskirt.Please if anyone knows where i can find/download these vidoes inbox or post here.Thanks.

Id like to tell you a story about our new house that myself and my wife have moved into. It's a beautiful 2 bedroom, one bedroom is tiny,house with everything furnished and the rent isn't bad either. The landlord built for his mother-in-law, it at the end of his yard. It has a small garden, fenced in. His mother-in-law passed away about 2 months before we moved in. We really got lucky.

Things were going great until my wife had things stolen from her, not from inside the house but from the clothes she had drying outside. It was her underwear, bras and panties. She didn't get too upset until some of her more expensive lingerie disappeared. It wasn't every time she was drying her clothes but about every second weekend. I found out that, every second weekend, the landlords son came to visit. I didn't know that the landlord and his wife had separated and he had visitation every time her underwear went missing. Just to be sure I installed an infrared trail camera, out of sight but I was able to see enough. Sure enough the next time the son came for the weekend, my app for the camera, messaged me that something set it off. My wife knew I was setting up the camera but I didn't let her know that the camera was recording. I went from the sitting room, where we were watching TV, to the kitchen so I could see what set the camera off. I could see someone snooping around the yard and making his way to the clothes that were drying, but I couldn't see who. At that exact time my wife's TV program ended and she came into me to say goodnight and up to the bedroom she went. I kept an eye on my phone to see if it would show the culprits face. I could see the bedroom brightening up after my wife turning on the light and then getting darker from her shutting the curtains. With that the figure went from the drying clothes to the bedroom window where my wife was getting ready for bed. Even though I saw all of this happening, I didn't do a thing. I didn't turn on the yard light, I didn't go outside to chase the person away and I never told my wife someone was at the window. All I did was watch, on my phone, this person spying on my wife. I kind of enjoyed it. The next day my wife came into me wanting to find out about what the camera spotted because her underwear had gone missing again. I told her that the batteries must have been dead because nothing was recorded. We'll try again tonight.

It has to be the son.

The following night nothing happened. The camera was never tripped. Visitation was over and the landlords son went back to his mother. 2 weeks later and I'll be ready.

The more I thought about it I was loving the thought of my wife being spied on. 

Visitation weekend was here. I set the trap. I snucked my wife's gstrings, 4, and her fanciest most colorful bras out and I closed the bedroom curtains, leaving a big gap, revealing, most of the room, just hoping my wife didn't notice. 

I opened a bottle of wine and we sat watching a movie just chilling. The movie ended and we were chatting, when my phone notification dings letting me know that something set off the hidden camera. The bate was taken.

I told the wife that I was going to bed after I tidied the kitchen and started to take the wine glasses and bottle to the kitchen. With that my wife said that she'll head off to bed. I examined my phone, and sure enough, I could see someone at her lingerie that I hung up. This time I could make out that he was rubbing himself with one of her undies, he was wanking on her underwear. The yard, in one patch, lit up. I can see our bedroom light was after being turned on, my wife was, now , getting ready for bed. With that the voyeur scooted over to the window and to my delight, and the window spy, she never noticed the curtains not being pulled completely. He was right up to the window, going slightly to the left and back to the right, following my wife as she walked around. Then I see he has his phone turned on, he starts to record her. With the light from his phone shinig slightly on his face, I get the biggest surprise, its not our landlords son, it's the LANDLORD.

I rushed to the bedroom, not to close the curtains but to give a better view for the landlord. I entered the room and my wife was just walking around with only her panties on. Her ass was swallowing her panties, her 2 cheeks just munching them.  I grabbed her from behind and started to nibble on her neck and at the same time walked her closer to the window giving the, window peep, a clear view of my half naked wife. I ran my hands up her ribs, catching her shoulders and arching her back , which thrusted her C cup breast toward the window. I then slid my hands slowly back down her ribs to her thighs as far as I could and back up between her now parted legs but I perpously didn't go ne'er her pussy. Back up her rids not going at get tits and back between her legs not fingering her pussy. She was giving my bulge an unbelievable grinding with her ass. I finally rubbed her pussy which had her panties soaking wet. She went from grinding on my bulge to trying to get my fingers to enter her pussy with my fingers. I turned her around which had her ass facing the window and she was really gyrating her hips on my now throbbing dick. This was my first time being filmed and I was really trying to put on a show for our landlord. Without any coaxing, my wife put her two hands down my shorts and pulls out my dick and starts to give me a BJ. turning her slightly so I can give our peeping Tom a better viewing. Eventually I guided to the bed, I faced her pussy towards the window. She started back giving me my dick licking and I started at her now dripping wet pussy. I started to take her panties off when she reached down herself and pulled them down a small bit and then kicked her legs until they were off. There we were, my wife, giving me a side headed blow job with her legs spread, with me squeezing  her breasts with one hand and fingering her with the other one, exposing herself to be filmed. I caught one of her hands and tried to have her finger herself with no luck. I was determined to have her play with her pussy and after a bit I placed my hand on top for hers, placed it on her wet pussy and I stated to play with her in-between her fingers. I could feel her starting to really enjoy this. I eventually placed my fingers on top of hers and started to rub her clitress with her fingers, which were being controlled by mine. Before long I could feel that she wasn't being controlled by my fingers anymore. She was taking over herself. Not to startle her, i slowly took my hand away, BINGO, she was masturbating herself. Her legs spread wide, her fingers were all over her clit and disappearing into her pussy. Her blowjob on me was being forgotten about, as she starts giving off this, high pitched, hum. I've heard that noise often before. It means she's bringing herself to a climax. Her knees start to close together, with her body starting to shake. I whispered to her to try to keep her legs open and she only had to be asked once. She had them spread the widest I've seen. (The yoga classes she takes are really coming in handy for the landlord). I could see her toes curling, her shoulders shaking, her face straining and her mouth wide open and high-pitched groans and moans getting louder. I squeeze her tits hard, really hard. This seems to excite her even more and then she starts to get waves of convulsions shooting through her. This kept going on for 2 minutes untill she grabs her own tits, squeezes her thighs together and just squirming. After her explosive climax, I fucked her brains out. At the end of our sex session, she couldn't get out of bed to go to the bathroom, I had to help her. What a night.

I fixed the curtains in Beth bedrooms so they can't close properly. My sister-in-law comes over to stay with us and I said I'd give the landlord someone else to record. I keep recharging tha infrared camera, which tips me off that we have a guest. Most of the time my wife is only changing but every so often, I put on a show for our peeping Tom.

8 months into our lease, I asked our landlord for a reference because we didn't know if the rent was going up , so we decided to look around. Well he told me that we were the Ideal tenants, payed on time, never any trouble. We said that he was trying to pay less to the tax man and was wondering if we would sign another lease but it would be for 200 cheaper. Tax man yeah. The window spy wanted to keep his model to film. If course I agreed. Nothing like using my wife as a unsuspecting whore, who show's off her body getting used. A film whore.

My wife still doesn't know she's being used. The sister-in-law is an additional slut to the stable. I wouldn't mind seeing her naked. My wife still has her bras and panties take every now and then. ( It is the landlords son who steals them) The landlord does wank himself using the wife's underwear. She was complaining that the washing machine isn't cleaning as well as it was because it's leaving stains on some of her clothes, it's always her knickers and bras. She used to rewash them but lately she sees the stains smells them and puts them on. Fuckin hell, she's wearing knickers and bras with his cum stains in them. I love it 

I know some of you will be saying, "show us some nudes of her". I'm onto a good thing. I'm not going to ruin everything to show you guys. If one of the recordings turn up on line, I'm clean, it wasn't me. I might repost it, but I won't be the one to post a nude of her.

I hope you've enjoyed this.

Karen Smith lay back on her beach towel, clad only in a skimpy red bikini, and thought, "This is the life." She had landed in Ibiza two days earlier with her son, Kurt, for a three-week holiday, just the two of them. It had been an especially rainy season in London and they were both ecstatic to be getting some time in the sun. Karen typically wore one-piece bathing suits but her ivory skin was so starved for color that she decided to pack nothing but bikinis, a fact that hadn't escaped Kurt's attention.

At 42, Karen looked stunning, especially compared to Kurt's friends' moms, most of who you would never care to look at naked. But not Karen. She was often compared to Sophia Loren, and she knew that the compliment men were giving her was, "I bet you'd be dynamite in the sack." Her shoulder-length chestnut hair still shimmered in the sun and her long, shapely legs were the envy of all of Kurt's friends. Her 36D chest never needed padding to fill out the prim and proper suit jackets that she typically wore to work as a real estate broker, and more than one client had taken the opportunity to cop a feel whilst they were alone in a flat. Kurt's father had been nothing more than a sperm donor and for Kurt and Karen's entire life, their relationship was just that of mother and son. Recently, however, they had become more like friends.

"I'm heading into the water for a bit, Mom, don't burn," Kurt said, standing from his towel and removing his sunglasses.

"Okay love, don't wear yourself out," Karen said with a sly grin.

Kurt Smith was an athletic 22-year-old whose average height belied the above average dick that he carried with him. It gave him a confidence that most girls were attracted to, and he always enjoyed the look on their faces when they spied his member for the first time.

He hadn't had a girlfriend for a few weeks, and accordingly, was staring at even more girls than usual. On this particular day, however, the sunny cove where they were sunning themselves had only one other family further down the beach.

As Kurt bobbed in the salty Mediterranean water, he looked back at shore and saw only his Mom.

"Fuck me," he thought, "have her tits always been that big?"

The red spandex strained to contain her large orbs and the contrast between her pale skin made the bikini glow even brighter. She stood up to stretch just now, and turned around looking at the beach bar, giving Kurt a perfect view of the cleft of her ass. The bikini had ridden up while Karen was sitting down so that it looked almost like a thong.

"I'm getting turned on by my own Mom," Kurt thought. "How sick. I mean, I know she's got a great body and there's nobody else around but c'mon, we've lived together for so long, am I really getting hard over her?"

But he was. Under the cool water's surface, Kurt's cock was growing ever larger, and he could not take his eyes off of Karen's heavy tits, barely supported by the flimsy red material. He knew that as soon as he could get his hard-on to subside, he would have to make a beeline for their villa and jerk himself off, hard.

For her part, Karen was fantasizing herself about how long it had been since she had had a good fucking. Being a mom was no longer a big part of her life with Kurt being a man, but she still could not find much time to meet quality men. It wasn't even the companionship that she longed for, but more the lurid side of sexual intimacy with a man, any man, that she craved. Holding a cock in her hand as it filled with blood and grew, the firmness it got when she tugged on it...these were things she could have with any man, and they would fulfill her sexual desires, but it was still an effort.

"I'm heading back to the villa, Mom, you need me to bring anything back for you?" Kurt broke Karen from her daze as he toweled himself off.

"No, thanks, I'll probably come back in a little while too," she said. She noticed that Kurt looked especially good today, the bright Spanish sun shining off of his sculpted chest. "If only he weren't my son," Karen thought, "I would definitely let him fuck me. Too bad that's such a hangup, that adults can't service each other sexually if they both need it."

Her pussy tingled at the thought of having their big villa together for three weeks, fucking one another on all of the furniture, in the bathroom shower, on the terrace, doggy style in front of the sliding glass door.

"How nice would that be," Karen thought, "to be able to satisfy each other's cravings and then get on with the day. I'm sure we'd both enjoy the vacation a lot more. Society.."

Kurt was barely in the door before he stripped his swim trunks off and laid back on the bed in his downstairs bedroom. Karen had chosen the master bedroom upstairs so that they would have a bit of privacy, even though there were two bedrooms on the ground floor.

"It's too bad there weren't more girls at the beach today," Kurt thought as he gently squeezed his still damp cock. "That Swedish woman from last year was the hottest thing ever."

Kurt thought back to the previous year's trip when a mature Swedish woman had set up her sun umbrella next to his. He was at the beach alone that day and feeling talkative, so he struck up a conversation with the Swede. The mother of three was in her 50s and had some lines of age on her face but her smile was dazzling and her blonde hair almost platinum, which made her deep tan even more alluring. As the day went on, they both became overheated and went down to the water together.

After floating a few feet from one another and obviously flirting, Kurt tentatively reached out to touch her waist. The mother flinched at first but then smiled broadly and brought Kurt's hands up to her large breasts. They sagged slightly in her bikini but she was completely uninhibited and swung her body around without regard for how much her tits moved, and Kurt found it very erotic. Floating in the ocean, they groped each other's bodies for a long time before going back to the sand and making out on their blankets.

Kurt moaned as he stroked his rod and continued to think back on the mature blonde woman, unaware that a mature brunette was listening to him. Karen had decided to come back to the house early for a drink, and she heard Kurt's heavy breathing as soon as she entered the villa. Seeing his trunks on the floor through his doorway, she knew he could only be masturbating.

"Oh my God, even my own son can get some relief, I wish it were easier for me." Karen threw her sarong onto the couch and slipped into a pair of high heeled espadrilles she had by the door. Their cork bottoms allowed her to get right to the edge of Kurt's bedroom before he would hear her. She didn't have any plans, but was just going by instinct.

Karen's calves were flexed from the high wedges, and she had beads of sweat sliding down the insides of her thighs. Her breathing was more ragged and she noticed with utter certainty that her pussy lips were tingling noticeably. Her son's masturbation was arousing Karen.

"If it were just as easy to use his cock as a dildo, and frig myself, then I could just...use him, and he could use me, we could both cum, and get back to life!" She was actually thinking that it sounded like a good plan, but she wasn't sure how Kurt would take it.

"If I'm matter-of-fact and a little insistent, what 22-year-old WOULDN'T like to be serviced on vacation?!" She pushed her breasts so that the nipples were closer to the inside border of her bikini top, and the dark areolas were showing. Karen stepped to the edge of the doorway.

Kurt was now pumping harder, his glans head wedged firmly on top of his fist. Eyes closed, he was moving his hips so that the bed shook slightly on the tile floor.

"Ahem."

Kurt heard Karen's noise, his eyes flew open, and he started to scoot to the top of the bed.

"Whooo, Mommm, I didn't think you'd be back so soon. Ahhhh."

"It's okay Kurt, I know what men your age do, it's not a big deal." Kurt's mom put her hand on the door jamb to seem casual and crossed her legs at the ankles. "Believe it or not, women have those needs to, they just don't talk about it. But even me, your Mom."

Kurt thought about his Mom having sexual needs and it couldn't help but put an image in his head of her being fucked over the back of a couch, hands gripping the pillows while someone, maybe him, entered her from behind again and again.

"I guess so," Kurt said. He had one hand over his crotch but his stiff member was still so engorged that his hand couldn't cover the entire thing. Kurt looked his mom over now for the first time and his eyes glazed over with lust. He thought, "I know she's my Mom but I was just in the middle of jerking off and my mind is still on sex and, fuck, would I love to mount her right here."

As if she was reading his mind, Karen stepped gingerly towards her son, her hips still cocked to the side from the angle of her tall shoes.

"Okay Kurt, I'm going to be really blunt here. We're alone for three weeks and it's going to be really difficult for us to concentrate on having fun and living if we're both sexually frustrated, do you agree?"

Kurt gulped but nodded his head in agreement. "Where can she be going with this?" he thought.

"So," Karen said walking to where Kurt's knees hung over the edge of the bed, "why don't we come to an understanding." She squatted so that her face was level with Kurt's hips, her big tits suspended in mid-air for her son to gawk at. The mirror at the foot of the bed allowed Kurt to see his Mom's ass too, as she bounced slightly on her haunches.

"Why don't we just say that, while we're here in Ibiza, we can do whatever we want to each other. Sexually." Karen licked her lips, the sexy mature woman now certain that this was exactly what she wanted.

"'Sexually'?" Kurt stammered. "So, what do you mean, DO whatever we want?"

"We tell each other when we need relief, and we use each other's bodies to get that relief. No judgments, no guilt, no awkwardness or hiding around." Karen's hands were roaming her body now, feeling her breasts and pushing them together as if in anticipation of what her son was going to do to her.

"Well...I mean, I would love to, but are you sure?" Kurt asked, smiling. "I get horny pretty often and usually jerk off three or four times a day."

"That's fine, Kurt, if you need me to service you five times a day, that will work too." Karen closed her eyes while she spoke and reached around behind her to undo her bikini top. "I might need you to...FUCK...me, every night if you can handle it." Karen drew out the word 'fuck' to gauge the impact on her son and it rightly threw him for a loop.

Kurt moved his hand from covering his cock and began stroking it again. "I think I could use some help now if you wouldn't mind, Mom."

Karen grinned and crawled onto the bed on all fours, her wedges still on her feet. "That's fine, son, don't worry. Mommy will take good care of you."

And with that she used her left hand to push Kurt's chest so he was flat on his back, and with her right she grasped his cock, her own son's cock, and began pumping it.

"Is this alright?" Karen asked innocently. "Is it okay if I suck on your cock? Suck on it until I make you cum in my mouth? Would you like that?"

Kurt was shaking now, his cock so ready to be serviced. He had needed to cum since he saw his Mom's big, full tits on the beach and had been jerking off for a few minutes before he came home. He needed his Mom to suck his cock and he needed her to deep throat it.

"Deep throat my cock, Mom." Kurt said uncertainly. "Please."

Karen laughed an evil laugh. "Don't say 'please', son. When we're servicing each other and helping each other to cum, treat me like a slut. That way it will be more of a separation between our normal time and our fucking time. We don't want you getting hard thinking about fucking your Mom's pussy in the middle of dinner."

And with that, Karen leaned down, her brown hair tussling over her son's stomach, and engulfed the length of his thick shaft in her hot, wet mouth. She hummed and moaned as she slobbered up and down on his slippery tool.

Kurt moaned loudly with ecstasy. "Fuuuuck, Mom, that's so gooood!" He shut his eyes and put his hands on top of his mother's head as she gulped up and down on his dick.

"Fuck his dick is so HOT!" Karen thought. "Not just big and smooth but actually physically WARM!" Her pussy was drooling already just thinking about having it inside of her. Her own son, Kurt, would soon have his dick buried inside of his mother. Karen swooned and blew her only child with renewed vigor. She was determined to suck him off quickly so that he would know how good she could be. She wanted to be a good dirty slut for her boy.

"You like that?" Karen asked in between slobbers. "You like your slutty Mom blowing you, Kurt? Sucking on your cock in your own bedroom? It's so naughty but I think we both know that we need to be helping each other cum on this trip, don't you?"

She went back to his dick with all of her attention, using one hand to stroke her son's dick up and down, the other to squeeze and cup his balls.

"Yeah Karen, suck it, suck my fat cock," Kurt said, getting into the spirit of his Mom's game. "Make me cum in your mouth, I need to cum." "Call me 'Mom'" Karen said, stopping just long enough to look her son directly in the eyes so that he knew exactly what it was they were doing. Getting a blowjob from his Mom.

"Mom, keep sucking my dick. Suck it now you slut." Kurt smiled even as he said this rudest of instruction.

Karen laughed and went back to work, servicing her son's dong. Kurt then grabbed her ass and slapped one of her cheeks, hard.

"I've wanted to do that all day," he said. "Here, swing around so you can sit on my face. I want to taste your pussy, Mom."

Karen couldn't believe it, her swollen lips needed attention badly and she was thrilled that her son wanted to eat her pussy.

"Ohh baby, that would be amazing. I'm just going to move around," Karen worked her hips and swung her knee over her boy's head so that they were in a perfect 69 position, her snatch just above Kurt's mouth and her own mouth still locked onto his dick.

"That's it, c'mon, sit on my face, Mom. I want to lick your pussy."

Karen obliged and moved her knees to the side so that her wet pussy was smashed onto her son's face.

"Ohhhh," she cried out. "Yeah, that's it, eat Mommy's pussy. Shove your tongue all the way into Mommy's little cunt hole." Karen squirmed around on top of her son, sitting back on his face so he could get as much of his mouth around her sopping pussy as possible.

"Keep sucking me, keep sucking my cock, Mom!" Karen had her lips at the base of her son's cock, tonguing the length of it. She was happy to suck his dick all day but she needed it's hardness inside of her.

"Okay, now it's my turn." She crawled off of her son's face and walked into the living room. Still wearing her heels, she bent at the waist and leaned over the couch. "Just fuck me, Kurt. Fuck me hard, and fuck me as fast as you like."

She wagged her ass back and forth and Kurt thought he might faint before he got to her. Sliding up behind his mother, Kurt aligned his hips with hers and guided his dick between her drooling pussy lips.

Karen shuddered as she felt her son's big thick cock slide inside of her. She leaned backwards and slammed her ass against Kurt's pelvis. The shock made him shuffle his feet but he soon found his footing and began moving back and forth more easily.

"Oh fuck, Mom! Your pussy feels so fucking good!"

"Much better than jerking off?"

"Fuck yeah, so much better."

"Good. Any time you want to fuck me, you can fuck me. If you want a blowjob, ask me, and I'll suck your cock. I just want to milk the cum out of you whenever you need it, and in return, I want you to fuck my pussy when I need it. That's only fair, isn't it?"

Kurt was into it now, drops of perspiration dripping onto his mother's pale back. He reached underneath and squeezed her utters together, still barely believing that he was inside of his Mom, fucking her with abandon. It was unreal that earlier in the hour, they were sitting side-by-side and not touching one another.

"You like it, don't you son? Fucking your mother? Fucking her wet pussy without caring who sees it?"

Karen abruptly pulled Kurt's cock out of her pussy, turned around and slapped him across the face. He could hardly believe what was going on but Karen was still smiling that devilish grin. She walked over to the couch and kneeled, sticking her ass up in the air.

"Come fuck my cunt, son. Fuck your mother's wet cunt until she cums. Can you do that, son? Do you mind shoving your thick cock inside my sopping pussy until I cum? You can just use me, you know. Use me like a fuckdoll, if you wake up in the middle of the night and need to get off, come into my room, lift my nightdress, lather your cock up with some spit and fuck me."

Kurt scrambled around the sofa and climbed onto the couch, placing his feet on either side of his Mom's knees. He braced himself on her lower back and slid down, impaling her sodden quim onto his stiff prick.

"I'm going to fuck you at least twice a day, Mom, I just hope you're okay with that."

Karen moaned and leaned back, not believing that her pussy was filled completely by her son.

"Just keep fucking me. When we're tired we can go back to the beach but for now, I just want you to get off. Just fucking use me to cum like some kind of slut."

Kurt fucked and fucked until he felt like his balls were going to explode.

"I'm going to cum now, Mom. Gonna cum, where do you want it."

Karen was frigging herself madly, not wanting it to end but wanting to see her son get off even more.

"When you're about to cum, pull out and cum on my face. I want to suck the last drop of cum out of you."

Kurt grabbed his mother's hair as he pumped furiously into her dripping pussy and at last felt like he was going to cum.

"Ahhh, I'm gonna cum!"

"Cum baby, fuck your Mommy and cum on her face. I'm such a fucking slut for my son's cum, cum in my face!"

Kurt pulled out as Karen spun around, still drooling from being fucked so hard. She stuck her tongue out and licked whatever part of Kurt's dick wasn't being jerked and he began shooting rope after rope of cum over Karen's beautiful face. Karen was finger fucking her cunt and began squirting all over the floor at the same time.

The scene was surreal as mother, still in heels and bikini bottoms, pulled to the side, rubbing herself madly as her son towered over her and shot his hot cum all over her pretty face.

At last, Kurt slumped onto the couch. "Wow. That was fucking unreal."

"Just wait until dinner," Karen said throatily, sliding her finger over her face to wipe the cum off. "I think we're going to have an interesting few days." She laid on her back, her big tits flopping to the sides, and began contemplating the next place she wanted to fuck her son.

Tonight, I was a very bad husband, but a great father. My wife is a stripper, she was a stripper when I met her in college, and we feel in love. After we got married and I got set at my job, she stop stripping to be a house wife. However the company I work for laid off people last year, and I got the choice of either getting laid off, or taken a cut in pay. I did not take the latter, as I knew it was tough finding a job. So that put my wife back to work, she tried getting a normal job like checkout clerk, or waitress. But see either wouldn�t make enough money or couldn�t get a job, as she did have too many real life work skills. We talked and finally both agree that if she could find a club that still hire her, she would dance, but we told the kids that she got a job working nights at a Wal-Mart.

And way, our son turned 18 on Wednesday and his friends were plan on taken him out. So where do you think I suggest they should. Yes to where my wife works, plus it a totally nude club. Also like most clubs there is prostitution that happens, it dancers choice, meaning they don�t work for the club, but they do it on the side. Of course my wife does not do the prostitution side of it, but the club is connect to the club, and it has glory hole booth in them, but this is were the dances work one side, and the �viewer� pay the woman; this is part of the prostitution side. Anyway, I know since my wife been working there she always been aroused by the idea of it, but would never do it, without me agreeing to it. I took my son aside and told him how I hide about the place from friends and told him about the booth. I know he still a virgin, so I told him to go in there right when he gets there and become a man. I gave him $400 and told him that should do it, and that because I was paying he had to go into old football number.

After they left, I called up my wife and talked, she was shocked when I told her that I wanted her to do the booth thing for an hour or so, but when I told her we still needs money for our son present (IPad). I told her that she could only do blowjobs, unless someone gave her at least half of what the IPad cost which was what I gave me son. Also I told her that she had to use my favorite number, and she already laugh as she signed up for it well we were talking.

Now I am left here wait. As I just sent my son off to lose his virginity to his mother, were both of them will not know. Also don�t know how they react when they see each other in the strip club.

I came home to an empty house. I knew it would be empty when I got there because my wife, step daughter and mother in law were at a concert and my step son was off visiting this cousin in the next state over, he wasn't coming back until the next day. I figured that it would just be me home alone until the others got back from the concert so I made something to eat and I was just going to chill and watch TV. After about half an hour I hear the door being messed with and when I went to investigate what was going on I found my step son's girlfriend. She had gotten off of work early and didn't want to go home and deal with her family. She seems to spend more time at our house than her own, though I must admit that I didn't know why she came over this time when it was just me there alone. She's a fresh 18 year old whom is 5'7” tall, blonde hair, blue eyes and a thicker girl with a pair of 36 DDD tits. My step son treats her like shit, always yelling at her and calling her names. Personally I don't know why she puts up with him. We sat at the table talking for about an hour and I told her so much about her relationship with my step son. She really didn't answer why she stays with him with the way that she treats her but she did acknowledge that it was bad and she wished that he wouldn't be the way that he is towards her. During our conversation she was stretching and rubbing her neck, I asked her what was wrong and she said that her neck hurt. I the offered to give her a neck rub and she graciously accepted. After about 10 minutes I told her that I was going to go take a shower and if she needs anything she knew where I was. Before I walked off I jokingly said that if she didn't want to be alone that she could join me before I walked off to the bathroom. She didn't say anything. In the bathroom I stripped down and got in the shower, I was in the middle of washing myself when I heard the door creak. I didn't think anything of it as the door doesn't always latch and our dogs regularly push it open to investigate what is going on. After another few minutes I hear the shower curtain open and I see my son's naked gf climbing in the shower. I was kind of shocked and she must've seen it on my face as she stopped and just looked at me for a moment. I then told her to get in, she was letting all the warm air out and she complied. I stood in astonishment for a moment staring at her full figure glistening under the water as it rolled off of her body. Her soft tits hanging. I then handed her her lufa for her to wash herself. When she got done soaping her body down I offered services to was wash her back, she accepted and as she bent down in front of me to put more soap on her lufa she gave me a full view of her tight pussy. Being completely naked there was no way to hide how completely rock hard she made my cock and she noticed the effect she was having on me. As I finished washing her back and started spraying her off she reached around, tightly gripped my cock, and insisted that she repay the massage that I gave her earlier by massaging me. She cot no argument from me as she strokes my cock before dropping to her knees and swallowing my cock down to the base while choking. She then proceeded to give me the best blowjob I've had in a long while before I got her up, bent her over and gave her the fuck of her life. She kept calling me daddy and telling me how good my cock felt in her pussy as I took her from behind while she screamed. When it came time to blow my load I pulled out of her and forced her to her knees. Being the good slut she was the had her mouth open and her tongue out as I blew the biggest load I've blown in years in her mouth and all over her face. I stood there, my cock half limp and she took it in her mouth and sucked every last drop out of me she could get. That was the first time we fucked and we ended up fucking in my bedroom one more time that night before she left to go home. Now any time that we're alone that's what we do and no one else in the family is any the wiser. Che calls me her daddy and she's my good little cum princess. What an arrangement. 

Me and my wife are huge fans of this site. My wife likes to look up mostly normal things. Me, however, i like seeing things you cant find many other places. Well, she has already told me that theres no way in hell shed do anything with a dog or horse, nor will she drink her own piss, or anything else that she finds wierd. Shes a beautiful woman and shes very sweet and very satisfying when it comes to my sexual needs (except for some of the more bizarre things I like, as Ive said). Well, the other night she said she wanted to get drunk, and for once so did I. I had a couple of days off work together so I knew I could sleep the hangover off and feel fine for my next day at work.

I grabbed a bottle of vodka, a bottle of jaeger, and a cpl of 12 packs of cola and came home. It was later than usual becuz of the stops I made home. She had our son already bathed and in his pajamas and he was watching Netflix in the living room when i got home. I put the stuff in the kitchen and sat down next to him while he watched some cartoon. Invader Zim i think it was. It was then I noticed my wife was glued to the computer screen, I watched her and she never looked away. After almost 10 minutes she finally looked over at me and Ive never seen her face get so red. She got up and went into the kitchen, and I heard the bags rustling so I knew she was getting the stuff ready.

I got my son in bed (becuz she got him ready for bed) and after I knew he was asleep I pulled his door to and went into the living room. My wife had already started drinking shots of her Jaeger. I poured some vodka then asked her, "So what were you watching." She got red again, and then said "...I was watching incest porn." When she said it, i wasnt phased. theres alot of that on motherless, most of its fake but some of it I think is real. Who can tell... I nodded and said, "Yea, its pretty hot, until you realize its not real." She quickly said, "No sweety, its real." Long story short, she showed me the vid, and in the vid the guy and woman show their drivers liscences. It was a mom and son pair, and they went at it like wild dogs. My wife watched the vid as glued to the screen as she was when i saw her the first time. It was kinda funny, but also a REAL turn on.

A few hours passed, we drank more and played xbox (yes, I have a wife who games... best part about her). We were pretty well toasted and playing Halo 3. Well, we starting betting each other. Whoever won the match would either get a wish. Basically whoever won got whatever he wanted from the loser. I let her win the first one, and she wanted to be eaten out, so I obliged. I won the second round, so naturally I asked for a blowjob. I got it, but I didnt cum. Thirs round was a tie-breaker. I told her that if I won i was going to ask for something pretty messed up, and she HAD to do it, she couldnt back out. She hesitated, but agreed. She then said that if she won then she was going to make me do something I was interested in but hadnt tried. Lets just say that it involved a strapon. Now the thought of it entices me, but being fucked by a huge plastic cock is much different than being licked or fingered. So I made sure to win.

She accepted that she had to do what i wanted but I think she was kinda happy that we didnt have a dog at that point. I then thought for a minute and said, "I want you to go upstairs and play with your sons cock." Now, I was honestly saying this just to see her freak out. I like playing tricks on her like that. As I figured she looked at me with the "Are you fucking crazy" look, and right as I was about to start laughing she said "Ok." I almost pissed myself when she said that. I then thought she was fucking with me. We sat in silence for a minute before I asked her "Are you serious?" She nodded. I didnt know what to say. Im sure the alchohol was having a big effect on her. She said that the incest vid really turned her on and that she was curious about it.

Well, we went up to his room. He was asleep. Before we went in she said this "If he wakes up, then were stopping. Ok?" And I nodded. She then said, "Im only touching it. ill stroke it for a minute, but Im not doing anything else." I nodded again. She walked in and I stood in the doorway. She sat on his bed and put her hand on his chest, and he didnt budge. Well, she spent a few minutes just looking at him, before finally sliding her hands under his underwear and started to play with him. I was so turned on that I was playing with myself in the doorway. She continued to play with him before finally pulling his underwear down slowly and letting his little cock be seen. She held the small pecker between her two fingers and jerked him. I know its sick, but it was so hot to watch. Just when i thought she was about to stop she leaned down and put it in her mouth. I hate to say it but I came right there. I couldnt help it, that was the biggest surprise Ive EVER had in my life. She sucked on it for a cpl of seconds before my son stirred. She pulled away and pulled the covers over him before he came to. All I remember was her telling him she was just checking on him or something. I was lost in post-cumming bliss.

After my son went back to sleep (which was a cpl of seconds after my wife had "checked" on him, she pulled his underwear back up and then walked out of the room. She was turned on, but she was also feeling horrible. I told her that she could blame it on me asking to see it. Regardless she pulled me into our bedroom and sucked my hardon back to life, and we fucked like... well, wild dogs.

The next morning was awkward though. She couldnt look me or my son in the eye. My son has said nothing of the event (Im sure he doesnt even realize anything was happening), and we spent our mornings talking about Resident Evil and Spiderman. My wife later told me that she felt like the worlds worst mom, I jokingly told her "Sweety, you sucked your sons cock, if anything your the worlds best mother." She gave me her classic "Fuck you" look.

Well, its been months since this happened and shes calmed down about it. weve talked alot about it, and I got her permission to post this. Her conditions were that i dont give names, or the town we live in. Im not giving any of our pics either so dont ask.

You can say this is fake all you want, becuz no.....no pics will be posted. I wouldnt post pics of my wife becuz she is mine and mine alone to see. Im also not going to post anything that can make our identities known becuz.....well, think about it. Anyone who believes this, or doesnt believe this, thats your decision. i just thought Id share my first triumph of getting my wife to do something she never thought she would.........

Oh, and P.S.- were planning on getting a puppy. And yes, my wife says she open to the idea. But shed have to be really drunk. And no, I doubt shed ever agree to do to our son what she did before, and Im trying to be a good husband and not push it by asking again. But if I can get her to suck a huge dog cock (or better yet, fuck one) then ill be happy.
You call me evil, I call myself enlightened.

Can someone please post the infamous audio of the mother/son blowjob? Pleasssse!!! The video is of a girl riding a teddy bear, but the audio is of the blowjob

I guess you'd call it the trifecta.

When I was 20 I ended up balls deep in my best friend's mom for a few months. He never found out. As far as I know this post is the only time that cat's been out of the bag. She was freaky as hell and I know I did things her husband would never do. For anyone worried a married woman will rat you out that's the key. I got her to bend over, spread, and accept that it'd be up her ass. We ended it when her husband was promoted and stopped working graveyard. We still hook up from time to time. Her son is still my best friend.

10 years later my marriage was on the rocks, so was my best friend's sister. Lots of texts. Lots of complaints about the other half. Eventually it led to hanging out, bar scene a few times, yeah. It started with a blowjob in the bar parking lot. She swallowed. I fucked her after that, I knew she didn't expect it. Her asshole husband probably wouldn't have. That lasted almost a year. I tied her up all the time. I tell her not to fuck her husband and the reward would be me giving her multiple o's then tying her up and throating her. Same advice as before. Her husband was very respectful and vanilla so I went the other way. She always wore her collar with me. Sometimes I'd put her leash on and face fuck her in store changing rooms. She swallowed a lot more than her pride!

And that led to last night when a 22 year old admitted she had a crush on me. I couldn't resist, amazing head in the bathroom. I ended up going all over her face and tits. Not sure this one will last but it'll be fun. She was laughing afterwards as she called her asshole boyfriend.

For those wondering, same family. The mother never really liked it in her ass but she accepted it. That was the deal for college cock. The daughter loved being tied up and throat pied since her husband wouldn't dare. I guess i unleashed that closet freak. The granddaughter just got her face creamedl and then I made her call her boyfriend with it dripping down her chin. We have to hit the Verizon store today, it set off the moisture sensor on her iphone! Yes I'm still friends with the guy, banged his mom, sister, and now niece. None of them know about the other! Yes I'm a real asshole.

Does anyone know where I can find the infamous audio of the mother/son blowjob? Pleasssse!!! The video is of a girl riding a teddy bear, but the audio is of the son convincing his mom to give him a blowjob