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08 Apr 2017 5:11PM
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I shall title this confession post:

When Your Hooker Has A Surprise For You (And It's Not a Penis)

I have made a post or two about a blonde MILF hooker (escort, technically) I've been seeing on occasion by the name of Savannah.

The last confession about her that I posted was after going to a strip club. I was drunk, horny and had her roleplay as a stripper that takes me into the vip. That night we sucked, we fucked and in the heat of the roleplay when I wanted to fill her up... she sank into her roll and told me that she wasn't on birth control and that if I wanted to cum in her I would have to fuck her in her ass (she's actually fixed).

She ended up riding me reverse cowgirl with my dick buried deep in her ass. I took in every moment, slowly climbing to a huge orgasm, filling her shitter with my seed. I didn't think I could cum as much as I did. I will never forget the feeling as I erupted deep in her, I wish I could properly describe it.

Tonight was my 8th time going to see her (I believe). I wanted to cum in her ass again, so I told her I wanted that same roleplay.

After seeing her many times I've come to accept that she is always "running late". She leaves me sitting in the driveway while she is preparing for our time. She actually cares about what I want and I have no problem waiting for her to put on outfits, makeup... whatever. I've come to expect the wait.

Same thing this time, no surprise. As per usual she told me that she was getting ready and it was worth the wait.

Then she tells me that she was ready and I went to her door.

I walk in to find her and another, younger hooker dressed up like strippers with a chair in her living room for me to sit in. I'm in shock as I realize that she was setting me up with this girl as well. I didn't bring enough to pay both, but then I gathered that they expecting nothing additional in return. I was in awe of this young, skinny, sexy brunette who keeps starring at me up and down. She seems excited, but I was the one in heaven.

They gave me a hot double lapdance and made out with each other. The young hooker started kissing on me. As things heated up Savannah, taking to her character, says we need to go in vip if we want to keep the fun going because they will get in trouble on the floor. Before long they both have me by a hand and are dragging me into the vip (bedroom). They undress me before Savannah gets down and sucks my cock while the younger girl made out with me and rubbed my balls. After while she joined Savannah and they took turns sucking me taking little breaks to make out.

I laid down on the bed and my [new] favorite hooker jumped straight to sucking me off. She gave a much better blowjob than Savannah. A lot more tasteful use of suction and tongue.

As she did so, Savannah played with and nibbled on my nipples before looking me in the eye and told me that I need to pick one of them to fuck from behind.

I thought about it and had to clarify... pick one to fuck "first". I was correct, they both wanted to fuck. I was getting ready to fuck Savannah when she stops me me. "One thing different this time..." she reached for a condom and told me we were going to be using rubbers.

Savannah and I had not used a condom since our second time together. By the third meet I was exploding deep in any hole I wanted... down her throat, in her pussy, and in her ass. I wasn't excited about using one but I agreed.

Two naked whores in front of you, you don't complain.

The brunette put the condom on with her mouth and I was staring down Savannah who knew I wanted her. Before I could fuck Savannah the younger one was already telling me that she wanted to go first. She hadn't got the vibe that I was ready to fuck savannah first, but I liked that she was eager to fuck me. I looked at savannah as the brunette took position bent over with her ass in the air, face in Savannah's pussy. She liked to keep her legs together for doggy style, so I slid between her skinny thighs and started fucking her pussy from behind.

It was a beautiful sight, as I'm sure you're imagining right now.

But the rubber was having negative consequences. After a little while I was having a bit of difficulty staying fully erect due to not being able to feel her pussy around my cock. Savannah knows this is not normal and she looks up at me saying "your dick just doesn't like condoms, does it?".

No, no it doesn't.

Savannah tells me that I can take it off and she would fuck me. Apparently the condoms were just for the younger girl.

I get ready to pull it off when I hear the younger one talking to Savannah saying that it was okay and that she wanted to take it too. I could see Savannah giving her a serious look as she says "are you sure...? I guess if you want to, you're the one who knows your cycle." I hear this and before I even have confirmed that was fucking her raw also I had the rubber off, was at full erection and positioning to fuck her, completely ready and go.

This sexy skinny brunette with a beautiful tight ass looks back at me as I line up to enter her bareback. With the look of approval, I slide in and feel everything. She was way tighter than Savannah and I truly loved the way her pussy gripped my hard cock as it began to get more and more wet.

After while I had her pushed down flat on her stomach as I pounded away, making her squirm under me as she came. Her pussy overflowed , contracting in all different ways. I pushed myself to the edge a few times. I began pulling out to where just my head rested inside of her opening, in order to control my orgasm.

There were definitely a few times that cum was leaking out of my overe-stimulated dick into her pussy. After pulling out to my head a few times I remark at how badly her pussy makes me want to cum. Savannah tells me to make sure that I don't and tells me to save it for her.

She obviously didn't want her younger hooker friend to get knocked up.

I fucked her for another 5 or 10 minutes before telling Savannah that I wanted her to ride my dick.

I slid out from behind her young friend who was panting, covered in sweat (both her own and sweat i was dripping down onto her) and laid down on the bed. Savannah took position and slid onto me. I began thrusting upwards, pulling her down as I pounded up into her. I made her squirt on me and her friend remarks at how hot this was to watch. I fucked her into three squinting orgasms, completely soaking me. Her friend assumed position at some point during this to lick my balls. Next thing I know I feel my orgasm building... I smack her ass as I grow closer and closer, finally throwing my arms around her back, digging my nails in and flood her pussy with my jizz. I lay there with my pulsating dick buried in her as her friend cleans the leaking mess, remarking at how she was content and that was "the biggest dick she had all day". It being just before midnight, this gave me a nice boost. After 5 minutes or so Savannah climbs off.

We began to talk as I tried to get dressed. It turns out that she asked her friend to join us for two reasons: she loved my dick and told her friend how much she appreciated me for being cool, and having a dick that was "something special". I first heard those words come out of her mouth the first time we met and I made her cum over and over, nearly to the point of her passing out. Also, it wasn't a good day for her when it came to anal and she thought this might make up for it.

It did.

Savannah mentioned one thing that caught me off guard but really turned me on.

The first time we fucked bareback I tried to get her roleplay mom/son with me. She wasn't comfortable with it, but agreed to stepmom/stepson. After we got together for it, I didn't think she was that into it... but on this night she mentioned how much it turned her on and that she didn't expect it to.

I think it might be worth trying to convince her to do mom/son. Maybe mom/son/daughter, if that sexy young thing can get kinky with us.

What I do know is that I will at least definitely be filling my stepmom's ass with a nice big load very soon here. I really want to see if I can push her boundaries even more and go full mom/son.

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I confess that i have been seeing the same occasional escort for a few years every 3 months or so, and that i loved every minute of it. She's a milf with huge tits, very motherly like, has let me experiment a few things, she has helped me build up my confidence and i made her actually cum a few times.
I am still in contact with her but i have a gf now and i'm very happy so i don't want to jeopardize that.
But still sometimes i think about that escort and wish that i could have ended up with her before my gf, even if for a little while.

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05 Sep 2023 8:26AM
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Rate my girlfriend - would love to see her get fucked rough. MILF, use to be an escort while at uni. Will post more if you guys are rough with her 

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05 Feb 2013 1:24PM
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I confess, that I am considering hiring an escort for the first time in my life.

I'm a married guy, and my wife asked me what i wanted for my upcoming birthday. long story short, i told her i'd love to try either a mature woman/milf, or as young as i can legally get. 16-18. however the possibility of getting that seems slim without hiring a girl.
i've been looking up women on the now magazine website and have found quite a few gorgeous women in there who i'd be more then willing to pay to have a fuck with. i'll upload a few of the girls, and maybe you guys can share your thoughts and experiences on the whole thing...


chick #1: this chick is 18 (or so she claims) and looks smokin hot. charges $100 for half an hour, which is less then some of the skankier, dirtier looking hos i seen on that site.

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Good guys?! Really ladies, you want a 'good guy' huh?! The thing is you've most likely had at least one 'good guy' in your life but YOU probably thought he was 'just a friend' or too lame, too short, didn't make enough cash or didn't dress right for you to be serious about him. . .You probably even joked with your friends about how he fawned over you like a little puppy dog. . .so now that your relationship with the cool looking, rich douchebag is over you're out here wondering where all the 'good guys' are simply because YOU chose to date an asshole!! The good guys aren't stupid. . .they see the kind of guys who get women like you so they start acting like more of an asshole themselves and VOILA. . .they start scoring pussy. . .and in a way YOUR rejection of 'good guys' is to thank for that!

There is another possibility of course. . .you don't really want a 'nice guy' but feel the social pressure to at least APPEAR to have matured beyond your infantile taste in men. . .after all, 9th grade was a long time ago ladies!! If only you were 5 years younger!

So please STOP misrepresenting what you REALLY want and own up to the fact that you've screwed yourselves over. . .it's time to excise the bullshit and deal with reality ladies. . .you didn't want a nice guy then and he certainly doesn't want you now!

But yeah, sorry that it took the absence of 'nice guys' for you to notice that you missed them or wanted one!!

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RE: GOOD GUYS
Well said.
You should see what these disillusioned cunts post on their dating profiles. I think it is a subconscious desire to never find anyone. It's like a list of everything their ex's were not. Imagine a guy putting in his dating profile - "If you wear sweat pants it's a deal breaker".
Fuck it ladies --- I will jerk off to porn rather than put up with your selective crap. It's stress free. Oh and all of you mid forty-ish bitches -- Yup, look for them dudes "30 to 40" -- so when he's tired of your old ass he puts in for a fresh one. By the time you realize what's going on, you'll be in your fifties and OOPs/ "gee, I'm not a milf anymore".
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RE: GOOD GUYS

I agree totally. I've been one of the good guys my whole life and these selfish cunts have broken my heart repeatedly. Men are far more sensitive and loyal..it is just this feminist cunt society that tries to pass them off as being so special...when they are in fact little more than life support systems for their vaginas. They have no real friendship to offer because they are self centered and unable to let go of their sense of entitlement. The only ones worth anything are the ones who will let you shove your cock down their throats on command, but afterwards you still have to deal with a fucking idiot. I too would much rather save my money and piece of mind and jerk off to porn. There is incredible shit being done to women in porn these days and I can usually bust my nut in under 5 minutes and get on to the things that matter. Every now and again I'll get a young escort and really abuse the shit out of her...and when she leaves looking baffled as to why I so completely treated her like shit..well...that is priceless :) 40 somethings and their pathetic dating profiles...so fucking stupid that they actually think they have something to offer...what a fucking joke.

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RE: GOOD GUYS
I can tell you one thing ... down south, those women know how to treat a man. As long as you don't stray, they will stay loyal, cook for you, clean ... real women. Not all of course.. they got their sweat hog low lifes too .. but for the most part, southern women rock !

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RE: GOOD GUYS
Control my life ? ... nah.
Ranting and raving --- it's the page you are reading.

Doing anything I want, whenever I want. It's great. I threw the control out years ago.
A FEW bad experiences, you say ? No ....rather, more than enough to push my patience.

Here's an idea -- all of those nifty memes you worked so hard on copy and pasting -- make up some originals. I'm a firm believer in working at something you love. Memes are def your calling.
Work at something you love and retire early, like I did. It's absolutely great (well, after I threw out the control).
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30 Oct 2014 1:35AM
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So? how do i really fuck my Dad?

ok all you older perverts out there..i had no idea that incest was such a popular thing. but i have come to understand it much better in the past few months..we will get to that (my understanding of the whole father daughter thing) later.

a little about me..i am 19 was in college but dropped out..i have been doing some escort service for the past year..hince the relization of the father daughter thing.

i am small no tits.... ok a's ..close to a b..i hope

when i took on the task of being as escort i thought i would get all these nice young strong ripped up guys that would just fuck the shit outta me..guess what WRONG they are fucking the milfs...haha go figure..what do i get you ask..all the middle aged guys that cant fuck young girls any more

so with the guys calling and when they request a young tween looking girl..guess who gets to go..little ole me

now on the bright side..i will have to admit the older guys really know their stuff..i have even had a few that couldnt really get the best boner but they made sure i was happy...

not all but i would say more than half requested that i call them daddy while we were doing what ever..I get all different types of daughter request.."the dirty daughter" the "domanant Daughter" the curious daughter the virgin daughter..just all kinds

so after a while after iv been laying on my back and doing my best to satisfy the desires of the "dad" fucking me i started to think of my dad when these guys was pounding me..kinda hard not to, wouldnt you think?

to be continued if interested.....

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this stated out as a response to another post, I felt that it deserved its own thread, so here goes.

wrked my way through college as a retail security detective, not the uniform losers that walk around the main mall, the ones that r hired by the main retailers to work in the store. Basically 3 guys sitting in a room looking at 100's of cameras. You can go only so long b4 you stop watching the merch and start watching the jb and milfs. WE'd catch pervy dudes all the time doing shit like that. flasher/jakers , upskirt shooters with shoe cams and that kinda shit. This was the early says of interwebs and some of its true potential was being seen. It was found on a messege board that mens room was a regular metting area for guys on the DL to get freaky with each other. It was a real phun job for awhile, and little did they know that people behind the camera were bigger pervs than the ones we were looking for. we had a great team 5 pretty major pervs a boss who really did not understand the technology too well and a cool female was not onto our perveyness but was determined to do her job. so when s group of JBs would be pulled in for shoplifting and all we knew they had was not recovered it was off to interview/ holding room for a strip search. For our saftey this room was under obvious video surveillance. Off would go the cool female detective and strip them down 1 by 1, and of course we made a show of how the monitor of that camera would be turned of and how all main monitors recorders were off and how we would standing outside the camera room while the search occured. little did super detective know that it was very easy to divert siginal from that camera to another rarely used recorder. IT was awesome, especially when they stole bras and panties(more so back then, b4 moms were willing let their daughters slut it up so the only way to get it was to steal it). I would always fantasize that the female detective would get them naked and then force them to perform sex acts on her. She was so demanding of them it was like watching the first few minutes of a femmsub/femdom porn movie. so fucking hot, 10 years later and it stills rolls into the spank bank once in a while.
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that camera in that interview/holding room was a rig job becasue the company did want to shell out for industry standard types. So we got a nice mid-range home movie camera from the returns pile and used that, the great thing about that was it meant we would have audio too. just ran some speaker wire to the camera room and slapped some RCA ends on it and hook it up to the recorder and its all good. When the "I'll do anything not get in trouble" line comes out you almost get an instant hard on. I wish that i could say that audio hook up was some master stroke of genus, but really this room was on the edge of the outside wall of the store, and if you put a radio in there you could pump the audio back into the other room which was too far to get any reception. So my obsessive need to hear Howard Stern every morning led me to have some great visual and auditory voyeuristic experiences while i was in my mid 20's.
Man i wish i could have fucked one of those little sluts, but it was too hard, if you were even caught alone in a room 1 male and 1 female suspect just for a few minutes you could loose your job. So if it were 2 guys working and you caught a female you would have grab one of the female managers of the floor as you were escorting the suspect back to the "room". in some cases it would be ok if you looked the girl in the room alone as long as you did not go inside until a female showed up. The closest i ever came was one time when it was us 2 dudes and we grabed this smoking hot little punky emo type, she was in the room with the door open and were waithing for a female and new it was going to take a little while because the store was busy. The girl starts crying and "says I'll do ANYTHING if you make this go away" my partner and I looked at each in a little bit of shock, and then his look seemed to give the impression "if you can get it done in 5min go for it" not only was he my partner for the day but he was also my boss, the manager for the department. IT never came to it because no to long after the looks the female manager showed up. This one was real classic for another reason, we decide not to call the police and just had her over to her mother, becasue of her age we generally give them a free pass, as long as the parents are reachable and can arrive in a reasonable amount of time that is what we would do. So the mother shows up all piss and vinegar, then all the sudden the girl goes into seizure like state. I perform first aide and all is well, but the mother is just so glad that she was ok that she had forgotten all the reasons she was here and no longer mad at the daughter. I knew she was faking i, so glad that i did not stick my dick in it who knows what kinda phyco drama she could come up with after that. But in the end I did get a chance to feel her amazing perky OLD tits while I was checking vitals.

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23 Apr 2010 1:16PM
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Does anyone know who this super hot MILF is? I'd love to see more pica AND hope against hope that maybe she is an escort too? Hey, a guy can dream can't he?

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Today was my day off. I slept in and woke up with a bad case of morning wood. I was fucking sick of jerking off so I went to Backpage to find an escort. Being morning there were not too many but there was one titled "Hot 19 yo MILF". I gave a call and she was available and we agreed to meet in an hour. Did the usual 3 call shit to get to her apartment. Was surprised when a little girl answered the door. Mom showed up telling her daughter that she had told her to never answer the door. Mom was wearing a bathrobe and looked like she was fresh out of the shower. She showed me in and asked me to place the tip on the table. We talked for a few minutes. I found out her daughter was almost 4 and the person who would sit for her was not available and asked if that was cool with me. I told her sure. She pops a DVD in and leaves the girl watching a cartoon in the living room. We head back to the bedroom. She asked if I need to use the bathroom and I told her I was OK. She opens up her robe and is naked underneath. I lay back on the bed. She's in the middle of sucking my cock when the girl walks in and ask if she can help. At first I am wondering what the fuck is going on. Mom looks at me and tells me if I want for an extra $20 her daughter would take her clothes off but there is no touching allowed. The little girl looks at me and says please mister. Your fucking right I agreed. I told her OK and in true whore fashion she tells me I need to pay her first. I get up and with my pants at my ankles I walk over to her my hard cock just a foot from her face and hand her the money. She has a big smile and runs over to the chair and strips naked. I lay back on the bed. She then spread her legs open with them on the armrest so I have a close up view of her pussy. Mom puts a helmet on my guy and climbs and top and gives me a hell of a ride. All the time I am looking at the girl. I finally pop a big nut. The girl says to her mom OK? Mom says yes and the girl gets up and dresses and heads back to watch cartoons. I was fucking numb about what had just happened. I dressed and left. I have jerked off 3 times today thinking about what happened and I'm sure I will be a return customer.

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