I’m in Northumberland at the moment attending a wedding
Bit of a cycling nut I’ve brought my bike and cycled whilst wearing a kilt (which I will wear tomorrow at the wedding)
Obivously wearing in a ‘traditional’ manner

I was followed by a lass in a car who didn’t overtake who new what I was up to and getting off on it
Also a guy in a jeep who really followed me for far too long

No action for me, just eye candy

My confession: although fucking or bring fucked would be great, being a slut iand being viewed is such a turn on
Slut it would s then

Anyone fantasize about doing a Tilted Kilt girl?

I confess I want to fuck a dolphin in the ass with a snow shovel, while dressed in a kilt, flippers, a strap on, and a purple cowboy hat.. while "Moves Like Jagger" is played on bagpipes and the spoons in he background.. gets me soooooo freakin hot.. anyone else? I can't be the only one?

To me,there is something very erotic about a lassie slipping her hand onto your cock and balls for the very first time. I was so lucky just a couple of years ago, I'd been invited over to my pals wedding in West Virginia.

The female pastor lead the event. I was the only grooms-man in a kilt. After the wedding we were all milling about whilst photos were being taken. The pastor started talking to me about how nice it was that I’d come all the way from Scotland to be here for my friends. How her family originally came over from Scotland. Then as is so often the case, she asked "the question". I laughed, told her I wasn't going to tell but wouldn't stop her finding out. She looked me straight in the eye. Moved closer to me. Slid her hand down the side pleats of my kilt. Bent and reached its hem. Up my leg, across my upper inner thigh. Till she was grasping my erect cock. No sooner had she started to move her hand. We were interrupted by one of the bride's sister-in-law. She saw instantly what was going on. She'd come to ask the pastor if it was all right to take more photos. But seeing me being wanked, joined in. I'd no sooner got used to the feeling of one complete stranger....and now I had another. Only she wanted more than a quick wank. Kneeling down she took me in her mouth. Those warm,wet lips that only an hour or so before had introduced herself and her hubby in the sexiest southern honey coated way......I came all too soon

AMEN

ps......No photos of the event. My hands were busy....and sadly so was the official photographer

Hi everybody. I go to a lot of Renaissance Faires and similar events, and kissing games (and more) are very popular with all ages, especially after dark, after the public is gone, and topless or naked bellydancing, making out with strangers and having sex in the tents or right out on the grass can be popular pasttimes at some of them. A sample kissing game is "cloven fruit" where one person hands another a piece of fruit with cloves stuck in it. If the recipient takes a clove out with their fingers, the giver kisses them on the hand. If they take it out with their teeth, the giver kisses them on the mouth, & it goes as far as they both want, but the recipient has to pass the fruit on to someone else.

(By the way, I'm a slim goateed blond man in his thirties)

At one campfire, I was kissing a beautiful, busty black-haired girl in a princess dress and corset, while a bunch of other people were playing kissing games as well. After kissing her mouth & neck for a while, I yanked her top down & started sucking on her breasts. After a while, 2 other guys started making out with her as well, me sucking one breast, another guy sucking on the other breast and the 3rd guy kissing her.

At another event during the day, 2 cute girls I was friends with grabbed me & started taking turns kissing me with no warning.

At yet another event at night, one hot girl with short dark hair walked up to me & said "My name's Trouble" and stuck her tongue down my throat and felt me up. A while later another guy and I were making out with her and feeling her up. She then did a strip tease in front of a large group at a bonfire until a party-pooper stopped her. These were all at parties with a large number of people around.

In front of one tent (after hours) a group of us were drinking and making out; one couple was obviously surreptitiously having sex in a sleeping bag. After everyone else wandered away or inside, the girl I was kissing (we were both sitting on the grass) shoved me over, yanked my pants down and sucked my cock. We had sex on the lawn in the middle of the park.

In keeping more with the tone for this particular message board, I've seen some kids playing, too. One group of 10-13 year olds was playing "Spin the Bottle" on the grass away from the adults, but weren't doing anything too serious. Later on, though, one lovely olive-skinned girl, about 12 and developing, with shoulder-length black hair and big lips, was sitting with a 13-year old boy at the campfire with all the adults, and I realized she was giving him a hand job through his sweat pants right there in front of everybody- until a mother noticed & made them stop & sit apart. Kids games of "Truth or Dare" apparently get interesting, too; I know that one buff 11-year old gymnast girl, a real kewtie with straight blond hair, ran naked back & forth thru the campsite on a dare at night. Some growing girls in their early & mid teens have costumes that don't fit quite right, and sometimes a nipple or entire bare breast pops out.

At one public ren-fair, two male models (buff guys with short dark hair) were showing off a couple of modern kilts that snap together, when one ripped the kilt off of the other, leaving him naked in the middle of the crowded lunch area, right in front of a bunch of girls in their early teens in princess costumes. They seemed to enjoy the show.

"Kilt checks" are popular. See, men wearing kilts aren't supposed to be wearing any underwear, so some women & girls ask if they can perform a kilt check to make sure. The most modest way is to feel up the outside of the kilt for panty lines. The next level is to feel up the inside of the back of the kilt and grab the guy's bare bottom. Some girls actually feel up the inside of the front of the kilt, and feel or even stroke what they find there. I read on another forum some people complaining about an event they had witnessed, where one woman got down on her knees and stroked under the front of the kilts of five guys in a row, for several minutes at a time, right at the busy crowded front gate of the faire. I knew a girl who taught her 11-year old sister (a freckled blond kewtie in a princess dress and a plastic tribal collar-necklace) how to do kilt checks, but I only heard about it afterward and didn't get to see her feeling up & stroking strange men in the middle of a crowded public park, or to be one of them.

"Capturing" people & making them "slaves" is popular among the goth kids, but they almost never do anything interesting with the idea. One time though, this trio of hot goth girls aged 15-17 was a lot more interesting, when they were getting tied up & spanked. The tall one with a black pageboy haircut got her black minidress pulled up for her spanking & wasn't wearing any underwear, and had the loveliest shaved slit. The henna-haired punk girl in jeans & t-shirt insisted on pulling her jeans down to show us her shaved kitty as well. The top-knotted petite one in the pink minidress & black leather bra came back for me the next day and we spent a wonderful afternoon making out naked in a closed historical display tent.

One late night two 15-ish punk rock girls were thrown out of one encampment for stripping naked & making out with each other, and my friends & I wished we had a large party tent for them to resume, but we didn't. One was a super-cute pink-haired pixie holding her clothes in front of her instead of putting them back on.

Afterparties at the non-public events used to have naked bellydancers and public blow jobs more frequently than they do now (at least at the parties I've been getting to). But recently, one blond hottie with glasses was dropping her ill-fitting dress to the ground both day & night (no bra or panties) and giving head to whomever asked. She's also quite fond of having sex on the battlefield after hours, with whomever.

Very recently, wandering camp to camp with a girl after hours at my local ren fair, when we passed a couple standing up making out in the middle of the path, with the woman stroking under the man's kilt, my companion and I started making out, and she dropped and gave me a blowjob while the other couple a few yards behind us dropped the ground and had sex.

My name is NiNa, I come from near Düsseldorf. I look really innocent but I am filthy, my Master Ron makes sure I’ll do anything he tells me.

My Master takes me late at night to the railway station in Krefeld. If we time it right we can go into the gents toilets, when there is rarely anyone there… I like it there because the stink makes my cunt flood.

I am not allowed panties or bra, I am dressed like a street whore, heavy make up… see through top, tunnel pierced teats, mini kilt, high heels.

He forced me to smell and clean the dirty urinals with my tongue, sometimes a man will come in, and piss on my hair so i can have it shampooed.

I am forced to beg the old men to fuck my mouth, or MUNDFOTZE as we say in German… which means mouth-cunt… Ii their cocks are too big, i stick my tongue into their pee pee holes, and pull their balls., and get them to spunk that way.

I like the sucking… because i can dutifully clean the smegma, and drink the cock milk.
My Master says he has arranged for 4 black guys to use me there… he shaves all of all head and body hair… so when i am laid on the stinking cold pissy floor, i look like a rubber dolly.

He wants to put tight cable ties on my little tits, to make them protrude…. and a vacuum clit sucker on my clit, to make it big like a winkie.. When he wants me to mess.. he says in German…Mach mal Aa… So I do. The black guys will use me as their toilet… dumping their African dung on my pure white porcelain body… I shudder… my cunt pisses in, fear… I am theirs, they own me… I am just prey.. a trophy . I clean their dirty puckered anuses, putting my hand through to feel the hot dongs.. Ron let’s them fuck any hole they want… but he insists they fill a few condoms too… he has a side line… a spunk club where full condoms are swapped around… I have mine poured into my cunt through a funnel. Are to follow…

Alright I am curious.. whenever I see a teacher I think of them as a good person. I go to a christian high school so we wear uniforms, and we wear kilts although soon they are going to be banned from the schools in our area because parents are complaining. Do young teachers and old teachers ever think about their students like "that"? i just can't imagine it because i can't think of a teacher and a religious man thinking those thoughts. PS this is a real person talking here, i am NOT some old man.

Former coworker called wanting to do lunch. I hadn't heard from her since she got the new job 4 months ago. Lunch wasn't happening so I countered with drinks after hours. She replied pretty quick. Either she planned to rub the new job in my face (entirely possible) or she's looking to get hired back (equally possible). There's no nice way to say this, the most positive thing about her is she has a MASSIVE set of tits. She's got a shitty attitude. She barely worked at the old job. She was lazy and pissed everyone off (which took substantial effort). Part of the reason I agreed to drinks was pity. Part of it was I wanted to see how she covered those melons up (if she bothered to at all, which is either a plus or a minus but when you're a receptionist and should look "professional" it falls in the awkward category).

She showed for drinks. We joked and drank. She'd lost the job and wanted to be hired back. I had no control over hiring (true). I wasn't sure what her re-hire status was (also true). Company had grown, we'd replaced her, and I didn't know how she'd be received back (true, true, blatant lie they'd never take her back). Conversation switched to personal (thank god). At one point she asked about what she should apply for.

I started with the waitress at Hooters or Tilted Kilt (she'd look AWESOME but her shitty attitude would be her undoing). We both laughed. Something about her "girls" helping her out. I tossed in the model comment (hey "full bodied" is a fashion now). I tossed in stripper, she laughed but shot it down. As a joke I countered, I'd give her $20 to see her tits while she straddled me. She fired back $50, and the tone hinted she wasn't entirely joking. I should have stopped there. Instead I went with "$50 is usually a 1 song VIP. unless you opt for $100 VIP and $50 becomes the tip." She rattles off that it's just tits and no song and I probably don't have $50. We back and forth. Like I said shitty attitude. To shut her up I pull out 3 $50's. It seemed to kill it. We downed the last of the drinks and headed to the parking lot.

I'd assumed the parking lot was a "tearful hug" followed by a car ride home and deleting her contact info. It;s a dark lot and I'd rather not stand around out there. She somehow "misread" the entire evening's conversation. I get the "not that kind of girl" speech mixed in with "really need the money". My math is still good and I know where this is headed. I remember she has a small car, same as me. I say I meant it as a joke (true) and I don't have room in my car anyways (somewhat true, I could make room). I didn't say it but I was hoping it would end on that somewhat awkward note. Nope. She wants $50 to go topless right there in the lot. As she puts it "$50 to see what all the office guys secretly wanted to see and jerked off thinking about" (way to kill a mood by bringing up other dicks). I'm leaning against my car about to say no but the top 2 buttons are already undone and the 3rd is about to explode and injure me.

I counter, $100 for topless head. Again with the "not that kind of girl/ need the money" the obvious "don't tell" tacked on the back. She decides sitting in her passenger seat would be easier. She sits and she's at "that height". My cock is already at full attention seeing that last button fight to keep east meeting west. She undoes the final button and her bra is now holding back the flood. Instead of going for topless she decides to go for me. Buckle undone, slacks unzipped, rubbing outside the boxers. Soon enough I'm out and she's gently stroking. Somehow she slipped her arms out of her straps without missing a stroke.The she decides to really tease. She takes her time sliding her tongue up and down, edging the sides of my cock. She spits a couple times, strokes some more, definitely has my attention.

Without the straps her bra is barely staying up. She leans in and takes me deep in her mouth. With her hands free she slips them under her bra and gently pushes down. Decent head, she goes up and down a few times, deeper, more suction. With a pop she comes off and leans in to bury me in those massive tits. I love titty fucking her. It's awesome. Sure the other guys jerked off thinking about it, I'm doing it, and she's jerking me. She licks the tip every time it makes it's way out between those massive mountains. Then she slides them down and starts sucking me even harder.

It's tough to play lookout and enjoy it. Thankfully there's no security in the lot on the weeknights (and no camera I know the owner). Between the massive tits and amazing head this isn't going to go much longer. Another pop as she breaks the suction. "All over my tits, on my face, or in my mouth, up to you I'm your cum whore".My response isn't verbal, I just grab her head and start fucking it. She's able to breathe but I'm pretty deep in her throat. She's totally expecting me to drain it there. Instead I slip out at the last minute and blast her at point blank range. Spurts blast on her chin. Spurts blast across her eyes. A spurt almost goes up her nose (I tried). I glued her face and watched it drip down on those massive tits. The best part was making her part her lips and suck the rest out of my cock. She left a fully baptized cum whore. I left $100 lighter.

St Patrick's day last year was amazing with this slut. I met her through a swinging website and boy did she deliver. We had chatted a few times leading up to the meet and we had a 3sum figured out between her, her husband and I. Didnt go down that way thank god. We meet up in the casino and we introduce ourselves, i meet her husband but he was so drunk we went back to the bar and left him at the machines. As we are ordering drinks she starts grabbing my dick under my kilt. And of course i get hard as fuck. The bar is so packed that while we are waiting for the drinks she starts sucking me right at the bar. As she is deep throating me two women notice what she is doing and start watching. After about 45 seconds they tell up that they are with a group of women on a night out and to come over so the rest can watch. We go over to the table and its about 8 of them and the other two was already telling the other what was going on. While they were talking she proceeds to start sucking me again in front of them. The group loses their mind as they watch her take my dick deep. I feel myself start to cum after about 10mins into all of them watching and a few playing with my sack as she sucks. She swallows everything last pump i put into her mouth and they love it.We decided to head back to her room cause it was closer, when we arrive her husband is passed out so we decided to go to my room. We go to shower up a bit once we get back and she wants to record everything that happen to show to her husband. Only video i have is of her sucking me after we fuck in the shower. Nice videos but the best shot is when I give her a facial to go back to her husband too. It was a crazy one nighter but i would Love to fuck that naughty nurse again.