My wife and I are about to start a new side hustle, by being naked house cleaners. My sister wants to join in aswell.
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I have to confess, i did something pretty... well, strange.
The other day when i had the house to myself, i was pretty giddy and hard, without much to make it go away. Out of boredom, i eyed the vacuum cleaner and got an idea.
In short, i gave myself a sort of bj with the vacuum hose. I'm not exactly small down there, but i could get about halfway in it. It felt AMAZING, especially when the suction would break and just sort of do this thing, like blowing a raspberry in reverse.
Desperate? Maybe. But damn if it didn't feel great. My only regret is not being able to fit all of myself in it. I mean, i've had someone deepthroat me before, but to have the same from a vacuum? I may never chase guys again lol
I would definitely suggest someone try it if they're even the slightest bit curious. No harm no foul, right? xD
I have a confession, I for one never thought I would ever have anything worth confessing on here. I actually thought I was pretty much past anything sexual. I am David and I am 53 years old, my wife died a little over 3 years ago we got married when I was 21 and she was 19 and we had a very happy life together, she lost a ten year battle with cancer and at the end she made me promise to find someone else to love. I did as she asked then but I never wanted to act on it, she was the only woman I had ever been with, my first and only girlfriend and then wife. We never had any kids because she couldn't have any. I was left alone in our big house and I am ashamed to say I sort of fell apart after her death. One of my oldest friends Mark and his wife stepped in and forced me out of the rut I was in. I had let the house get in such a mess Wendy my wife would have gone mad If she knew. But they came and we got things back in order. I am lucky and own my own business and my manager was running it well for me and I had no need to work. Around a year ago I started going back in to work and last year Mark popped round and I had started to fall behind on my cleaning again and he suggested I get a cleaner in to help me cope. He said his oldest daughter Emma 21 was looking for work and he was sick of her just lounging around the house all day and it would solve two problems at once. He can be very forceful and I finally said OK. Emma turned up the next day not looking happy at all, it turns out he had made this arrangement with a few of his friends and she was now working hard at something she really didn't want to do. I had not seen her in a few years and the first thing I noticed was that she had really filled out, my god her breasts were massive. We ran through all that she needed to do and I gave her a key in case I was out. It actually turns out she was very good at cleaning and in under an hour she had my place looking OK again. So over the next few months she would come over three mornings a week. Each time I saw her I just couldn't stop looking at her breasts, and my thoughts wandered into wondering what she looked like naked, I felt very ashamed because she is the daughter of my best friend. I found myself getting hard a lot and turned to the internet and that's where I found this site. It was a bit of a shock to the system as I had never been one for looking at porn, even in my youth I think I had only ever seen one porn magazine. I soon became addicted. I would visit quite a few sites and was soon making myself cum at least once a day usually more. I was drawn to lesbian porn and wondered quite a lot of the time if my wife would have liked this knowing she wouldn't because she wasn't a very sexual woman. This went on for months I would look at porn and masturbate and had even bought some sex toys for myself. I have two flesh lights and on a whim I bought a remote control vibrating butt plug. I used it one night and loved the feeling a lot, wishing I had pushed my wife into being more adventurous in our sex life.
OK this is the part where my confession really starts, sorry for taking so long to get into it. I had been using my toys the night before and had accidently left my butt plug on the coffee table in the living room. Emma came to clean and I was in the kitchen and I turned round and she was holding my butt plug in her hand, my heart stopped but she laughed and said she didn't know I was such a naughty man. I had no idea what to say but she walked over to the drawer that I keep my toys in and opened it and put it back. My heart sank she must have known all along about them, she then went on with her cleaning and left. I didn't know why but her knowing made me so horny. I wondered what else she knew about me. That was Friday and she wasn't due to come back until Monday, I am usually at work Monday but this time I decided not to go in. I heard her open the door, I had some music playing and had made sure I was naked, my heart was pounding, I had went out my way to make her catching me naked look as much like an accident but was so worried she would freak out. Now I may be 53 but I am not bad looking and my body is slim and trim. I had my butt plug in my ass and was gently stroking myself as she walked in the kitchen, I had some lesbian porn on the lap top and I could see her reflection in the window. I had left the remote control to the butt plug on the table. She was just standing looking at me as I rubbed my cock and then I felt the butt plug vibrate faster and then faster again. I knew I had to do something and I turned round trying to look shocked and said sorry I forgot she was coming today. There was no way I could hide my rock hard cock. A few seconds past and she smiled and said she didn't mind and pushed the butt plug to max vibrations. She reached out and took my cock in her hand, well that was it I exploded all over her hand and her T shirt. I said sorry but she said don't worry and then she got on her knees and started to lick and suck me. She was good, very good and I was hard again she used one hand to push the butt plug in and out my ass while she sucked my cock. I was so excited and was soon cumming again she pulled it out her mouth and it went over her face and hair. She laughed and said that was another mess she would have to clean up. She asked if I wanted her to clean the butt plug too and she pulled it out and in one motion put it in her mouth and licked it clean. She asked if I was OK? I guess my face was a picture and all I could do was nod. Her T shirt had quite a lot of my cum on it and she pulled it up over her head, she had on a black bra and I could almost see those wonderful breasts, She undid the clip and let it fall to the floor. They were everything I thought they would be, her nipples were hard and she took my hand and put it on one, she said she had seen me looking at her for ages and knew I had been excited due to the bulge in my jeans. I sort of came to my senses for a bit and said but your Marks daughter. She laughed and said he would freak if he knew even half the stuff she had got up to over the years. She took my hand and pulled me into the lounge where she took off her jeans and panties, she was shaved fully and she sat on the couch and told me to lick her. I was soon hard again and fucked her on the couch. She got dressed finished the cleaning as I sat there naked and then left. We had sex every time she came to clean and sometimes she would come over and just let herself in when I was sleeping and I would find her next to me in bed. This has gone on for a few months now and I know I am falling for her not that anything long term could ever come of it. And If Mark finds out he will kill me and maybe that is part of the thrill of. I wonder if my wife will ever forgive me if she is looking down on me. I hope so because I am having so much fun and never want it to end
I really want to fuck the house cleaner
I used to play tickle games with my younger sister when we were growing up.
I learned to masturbate at 11 years old and from that moment on, I was hooked. I loved jerking off and was always trying to find different ways of making my jerk off sessions better. I experimented with sticking my cock into various openings, wrapping things around my cock and using different lotions, gels and oils to make my jerk off sessions feel better. I resorted to using our vacumn cleaner for awhile, and even tried jerking off into plastic bags filled with my little sister's hair setting gel. I used fur lined gloves and then discovered a rabbit fur that was around the house. There weren't many slippery items around our house that hadn't been splattered with a good dose of my jizz.
i badly want to wank over my cleaner tomorrow when she is in my house i might make a vid while i cum over her she s not hot but i love the idea......
any vids that up already along those lines??
So I have decided to tell you my confession, it is really the only place I can tell my story because in my real life everyone thinks I am very conservative prim and proper. I am Kate and I am 36 years old married to very nice man but also very boring. We have been married since I was 21 and have 2 teen daughters who go to a boarding school, that wasn't my choice but my husband Mark was raised that way and he decided our kids should be raised that way too. Mark works away most weeks and is only home at the weekends and that leaves me with a lot of free time. We are also very well off and have a big house with lots of land in the country. I was very happy with my life until around a year ago when it all got turned on its head. And that my naughty friends is where my confession starts.
Around a year ago our usual cleaner got very sick and had to go into hospital, she told us that she would send her niece to fill in for her and on the Monday morning she rang the doorbell and my life changed forever. I opened it and there in front of me was and there are no other words the most perfect and beautiful girl I have ever seen. At just 5 foot 2 inches tall with long dark hair and the sweetest smile ever, her breasts were and all I can say massive and tucked into a very tight T shirt, she had on skin tight leggings that showed off her perfect legs and ass. I didn't miss a beat and invited her in. She told me her name (Laura) and I found out a little later she was just 19. I showed her where the cleaning cupboard was and let her get on. I went to the kitchen and thought about her in a way I had not thought about another woman since my teen years. I put these thoughts down to boredom and got on with my day. Each day she came and every time she was dressed in skin tight leggings and tight tops. Each time I saw her I felt myself feeling naughty. The first week past and Mark came home for the weekend, I almost fucked him in the hall when he came home I was so horny and that weekend we had the most sex we had for years. I had given Laura a key and told her just to let herself in. On Monday morning I had a plan and since it was getting nice and warm and was sunny I decided to put on my bikini and catch some sun, She said hello and got to work. I saw her in my bedroom and decided to take off my bikini top just as she was passing the window and out the corner of my eye I saw her stop and look. My breasts are not the biggest just a 32A cup. I turned so she could get a better look and I could just see her standing there smiling. She came out to say goodbye when she had finished and I had kept my top off and as my bikini bottoms were white and I had got quite wet I sat with my legs apart knowing she could see the wet patch. I asked her if she wanted a drink before she left but she said she couldn't as she had other houses to clean and she left. I was so horny I pulled my bikini bottoms off and fingered myself in the garden. The next day I waited on her coming, I was naked and planned to let her catch me in the lounge fingering. I heard her come in and set myself up so that she couldn't help but see me when she walked in. It didn't take her long and when she saw me she said sorry and was about to leave. I told her that I was sorry and had not heard her come in all the while my legs were open and fingers deep inside me. She was smiling and I just looked at her and asked if she wanted to help? My heart was beating like a steam train and was so scared she would storm out and tell everyone she knew. She looked at me smiled and sad sure. She got on her knees in front of me and pulled my fingers from my pussy and lowered her mouth on my pussy, she licked me and I knew she had done this before. It wasn't long before I came and then again. She got up and said she needed to work. I lay there for about half an hour slowly rubbing myself when the door opened, she walked in naked and sat beside me, she was waxed smooth and her nipples were sticking out half an inch, I leaned over and took one in my mouth. She reached round and grabbed my ass pulling me close to her. my hand went to her pussy, she was so wet and my fingers slid in easy. I went down on her and licked for all I was worth. I made her cum and I got up and kissed her. She said she was finished the cleaning and really needed to go. I got my purse and grabbed £100 and handed it to her, she asked what that was for and I said a bonus for pleasing the boss. The rest of the week each day was about the same, she would come in find me naked and lick me till I come, clean the house and I would do the same to her. Each time I would give her £100. The weekend came and I didn't want Mark, all I could think about was Laura. The next week was the same and on the Friday she said she could do Monday but had Exams the rest of the week but her sister could fill in for her, I laughed and asked if she licked pussy like she did? she laughed and said I would have to ask her. On the Tuesday her sister came and unlike Laura she was chubby and not very attractive. By the time next Monday came I was ready to burst and grabbed Laura as soon as she walked in the door. We licked and fingered there in the hall, I told her not to bother about the cleaning and took her to my bed. We spent hours there and as we cuddled I told her I was falling for her, she just kissed me and said not to complicate things. For 4 months each week was the same she would come and we would play, sometimes she would clean, usually on the Friday before Mark came home. Then one day she told me that she had told her boyfriend everything and it had turned him on so much, as a joke I said she should bring him next time. The next day she came he was with her and as usual I was naked waiting on her. I have to say he looked good and he smiled and said hello, Laura was already getting naked and told him to do the same, She got between my legs as he stood over us, his cock wasn't very long but my god it was thick. I reached up and grabbed it, rubbing it as Laura licked me. She didn't make me cum and told him to put it inside me. My god he filled me up and Laura lowered her pussy on my mouth as he fucked me. He didn't last long and shot his cum inside me. Laura licked me clean and told me to get on my hands and knees, she pulled the cheeks of my ass apart and licked my ass hole, then I got a shock as she moved away and he pushed his thick fat cock in my ass, I screamed in both pain and pleasure as he forced his cock in my ass, I have no idea how long he pounded it but again he shot his cum inside me. I fell forward exhausted.
He came with her a few times a week and would fuck all my holes and Laura would clean me after. It was a month after that first fuck I discovered I was pregnant and I knew it had to be his so I fucked Mark to make sure I could claim it was his. I told Laura I was pregnant and she smiled and said she was too. She kissed me and told me she loved me. I knew I loved her too and we made plans to raise our kids together, I filled for divorce this week and I know I am still going to be very well off after the divorce, Mark has already told me I can have the house. Laura is moving in next week, as a live in cleaner but I hope to change that as soon as I can make it look like it just happened, Not sure how my kids will react to having a lesbian mum but who knows
I kinda wanna fuck the new house cleaner.
I have been dating this woman for several months she has 2 daughters one 5 the other 7. Tonight I was at her house and she did something she never has before. She was cooking dinner and asked if I would help her out and give the girls thier baths. I didnt tell her but I was reluctant to do this. I eventaully said ya sure and took the youngest one into the bathroom and got her out of all her clothes she was really cute and while I have seen nude girl in pictures and paintings this was the first one I had seen in person and first one i ever had my hands on to give a bath. I did it and it was over pretty quick and my saving grace here was she didnt think anything abuot it although I did find myself looking at her all over. I got her dressed and brought the second one in and as i was getting her naked I could tell she looked some different than the ther one not so much more like a woman but her shape was different ..leaner, cuter more defined. I found myself looking more and more at her ass and pussy and washed them more than I had the other one. When I washed her hair I had her standing up so as i washed and rinsed her eyes were closed and i got some very good looks in.
When it was all said and done I found myself somewhat arounsed but not to the point I wanted to do anything to them. When i walked into the kitchen my GF kissed me on the cheek and said how were the baths. I said well they are all clean and she laughed and said i bet some parts are cleaner than others and kissed me again. Now I fond myself wondering what it was all about? Did she want me to do things or see them for entertainment?
i confess that i have employed a polish cleaner to clean my house and for extra cash she will do it topless,so my pals call round and we all chip in to pay her and sit back and watch her.she wont let us fuck her though
I confess. I need something to make my house cleaner horny while she is cleaning my house. Is there anything to put in her drink that can'tbe tasted or seen? Don't want her to pass out. Only have 5 hours. But sure wood be fun her hanging around. she is like 24. And I'm 55. So I know she would never do anything. But I am hopeing.
I was at a wedding this week with my girlfriend. Also at the wedding was an old girlfriend that my current doesn’t know about. And just before the wedding, do you remember the homeless woman I told you about who gives me head in her camper in exchange for groceries and small amounts of cash? She is so good at what she does. Which is nice because my girlfriend doesn’t like to give head so hers is barely foreplay.
So, yesterday I woke up with my girlfriend at her house. She looked so good coming out of the shower that I couldn’t resist. When we were done, she showered again, told me to keep my hands off until after the wedding. She still looked good.
She went out the liquor store and to the dry cleaners and then downtown to pick up the gift. On my way home to change, I stopped at Walmart and picked up a few groceries. My girlfriend works tonight after taking yesterday off, she works in a care home and they’re short-staffed, so I wanted to have something over to my side chicks truck and trailer for this evening. She’s going to be moving on to a new town before the end of month after visiting some friends in Kansas for Labor Day so I want to get as much head in as I can before she wanders away. Still haven’t gotten to fuck her but if I do, I’ll let you know. Got her a refill on her propane tank at the Home Depot and dropped off the groceries. In exchange for a blowjob, of course. Where my girlfriend isn’t fond of giving head, and quite honestly isn’t good at it, my side chick loves it. She turns on the air conditioner in the trailer, gets naked, takes down my pants, and away we go. She doesn’t always swallow but yesterday she did.
Went home, got changed, then picked up the little woman and went to the wedding.
My current girlfriend was talking to the bride, and the bridesmaids, and who knows who else. They’re all her friends and I didn’t know anyone. I was merely a Plus 1. Sitting at a back table while the little lady was socializing I was joined by that ex-girlfriend, who was also a Plus 1. Her brother is a friend of the groom’s. Long story short, in a changing room at the event venue, I end up with her with her dress up, panties down, hands around her still small waist, bumping up against her bigger ass, deep in a pussy that was so much wetter than I remember it being, getting a quickie in. Maybe four minutes. I’d already cum twice that day and probably didn’t squeeze much up into her but it was good enough for both of us. Her panties are still in the pocket of my suit coat.
Three different women in one day. I’m pretty sure I haven’t done that since I was 19. So, what 40 years ago? All of those would be grannies by now. I only got to fuck two of them (yesterday) and one of those was just tearing off a quickie, but damn it, there’s no reason to give up. Older, balding, grey, and I still have a little pull.
I’m going over to the side chick’s tonight. If it comes up, I hope I’ve recharged enough. I don’t know though. Might have to take a night off. Feels good to be able to say that.