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12 Apr 2013 4:59PM
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My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

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I was at a bar last night and a girl standing next to me trying to get a drink said suck my dick! So I said your not suposed to have one of those. She took my hand and placed it between her legs, I could feel she was wearing a strap on. She laughed a sexy, evil, playful laugh and smiled as she said you like that I can see it in your eyes. We both got our drinks but decided not to move and talk some more. I asked her if she would hold a mans hands aganst a wall above his head and fuck his throat. Same smile same laugh and she said hunny I'll do that and so much more. She told me she was married. (I figures she was just teasing), then she told me her husband is a cuck and invites me over to there table. We get back to her table and I meet her husband 3 of his friends and about 8 other women. She announced to the group she had found a new chew toy, and tells them the story up to this point. All the girls start asking questions about what I'm into and I tell them I'll try anything 4 or 5 times all of there eyes light up like christmas trees. The one womans husband seems ok with everthing going on, the rest of them seem to have some distane for me but I dont care I think I'm fixing to have an orgy. As the night go's on a few of the men get in arguments with the women and the women make it very clear some of these guys will never get any pussy from any of them ever again, but the men keep hanging around. Anyways who cares I'm enjoying my night with the one woman basically jerking me off trough my jeans right infront of everyone and lifting her sun dress to let me finger her ass, stroke her strap on, play with her pussy, and humping my leg all night long. After a while she ask me to go to the truck with her, she turns and tells her husband you stay here do not come to the truck. We go to her truck its got a pretty tall lift kit and she asks me to reach up in the seat and grab somthing for her so she dosent have to climb into the truck, shes a little shorter than me. I turn to grab what she asked for and faster than I realized my pants are around my ankles and shes licking my ass hole. I let out a few little moans of joy and she starts to jerk me off as well. I reach back to play with her tits, she must have really enjoyed that because she started licking faster and fucking my ass hole with her tongue. I pull my ass cheekes apart so she can get in there realy realy deep. Just before I cum she stops everything runs her finger my and my cock go's instantly limp! She says thats enough for now. And we go back to the table all the girls laugh and giggle as they see us walking back, as soon as we get to the table there are jokes about blue balls and not finishing. (This must be her thing denying men what they want most and all her friends must know it). The rest of the night go's pretty much the same her grinding her ass in my lap flashing me, shoving my face in her tits. The other girls made a few occasional advances but no where near as bold. Almost at the end of the night one girl ask are you gonna fuck him or what? You found him you have dibs but we want out turn too and we dont want to wait. We where pretty drunk and her husband was sober (not sure if this was his choice, it was planned for him to be the DD, or if this is another way she shames, humiliates, controls her husband). She offers to let me stay the night with them (I'm thinking all of them). So the 3 of us go back to there hose and I get out of the truck and like a gentleman I'm helping her climb down out of the truck. When he feet hit the ground we start kissing and she undose my belt (I'm thinking I'm about to get a blow job right here in the driveway) she takes my belt and ties my hands to the headache rack on the truck then she pulls my pants down and she rubs the head of her strap on , around my ass hole I hear her spit and BAM her rubber cock is all the way up my ass! Like all 10" shes fast but shes gentle shes not trying to hurt me, this is anal not painl. She reached around and played with my nippes she edged my cock for what seamed like hours, she would switch it up and give me full fist pumps, just her thumb and index finger all the way down to the base of mt cock and use her middle and ring finger to run 1 or 2 circles around my prostate, rolling her palm on the head of my dick. The whole time talking dirty to me tellike me what a good fuck I was and telling me not to cumed until she gave me permission sating I had a cute little butt and demanding I stick my ass out further (I did) at some point I looked over and saw her husband jacking off, I must have called her attention to him becase she told him to put hos do I back in his pants and he did. She pulled my hair, she choked me, she slaped my ass! It was everything I could ask for. She offered to have her husband suck my cock (I declined I later told her I didnt want her husband touching me as there is simply no physical attraction). I busted a huge nut!!! It literally felt like I cumed a whole 5 gallon bucket!!! She untied my hands and we all went inside. She was totaly naked except her pink strap on before she even got to the door, all I had on was a button down shirt. She told her husband he would be sleeping downstairs tonight and I didnt seem him again until much later. We went to her room, I closed the door behind us, Shane said leave it open I want him to hear us. She went to her computer and got one of her friends on Skype. We fucked for hours! I mean we must have gotten to there house around 3am and when I left it was like 9am. Her pussy was already soaking wet, swimming pool wet. She rode my cock until she was exhausted then took control and put her knees in her armpits and pounded her as deep as I could until she squirted with such force it felt loke a showwrhead on my balls. I sat on the edge of the web and she faces the wall and rode my dick again while I played with her tits, I grabbed her and fell bakcwards and fucked her that way. She rolled off of me and layed on her belly and I was on my knees with my cock bent almost straight down and grinded back and forth. When I fucked her doggie style I could see her pussy lips gripping my cock so tight when I pulled back her lips stretched out. I layed her on her side and put one leg over my sholder and leaned over so I could kiss her while I slow fucked her. I layed her on the edge of the bed with her head hanging off and throat fucked her until my lnees where too weak. We ended it with some missionary, I cumed in her (I have never before in my life fucked until my dick went limp and kept fucking until I got hard again). She called her husband and told him to. Ome upstairs and eat her pussy, and he did. Once she cummed he left and I never saw him again. We layed in the bed coverd in sweat and cum spooning until we woke up. Her tight little ass felt spool good in pressed aganst me. I played with her tits a little and fingered her a bit but fell asleep pretty soon. She asked why I never fucked her ass, I said I figured if she wanted it she would tell me, then she said I guess we can do that next time. Cant wait to get passed around through all her friends and be treated like the man slut I am! They range some are skinny some thick some BBW I LOVE BBW's some blond, brunettes, a redhead, and one with crazy diyed hair. Most of them are atractive but there is one that is not very pretty but who knows maybe she will give me the blow job of a lifetime.

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DEAR FUTURE GF / WIFE:


WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME, AND COOK ME DINNER!!!

I WANT YOU TO B NAKED 24/7 IN MY HOME, EVERYDAY,
YOU WILL NOT WORK, YOU WILL BE MY LOVE DOLL!!!

YOU WILL BE ON THE PILL, SO I CAN CUM INSIDE U EVERYDAY/ NIGHT

WHEN YOU R NAKED ON AND IN MY BED, I WILL BE NEXT TO YOU WITH MY ARMS AND HANDS RUBBING YOUR TITS AND PUSSY AND CLITORIS

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY,
YOU WILL HAVE A SHAVEN PUSSY!!!! AND NICE FIRM TITS!!!

YOU WILL WEAR NICE EXPENSIVE PERFUME , YOU SAY WHAT KIND U LIKE, I WILL GO OUT AND GET IT FOR YOU


YOU WILL GIVE ME BJ'S BEFORE WORK AND AFTER WORK ,

YOU WILL LOVE ME, AND NO1 ELSE.

I WANT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME SAYING YOU WANT TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH ME
YOU WILL BE MY HOT BLONDE WITH A NICE SHAVEN PUSSY!!!!

I WILL GET YOU ""TOYS"" SO YOU CAN PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM NOT HOME,

I WANNA SEE YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM HOME!!!

IF U HAVE HAIR ON YOUR PUSSY, I WANNA SEE YOU SHAVE IT OFF!!!


___________________


R U ON THE PILL??? I HOPE SO...LOOKING FOR ""SEX ONLY""


HI, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX""

I HATE USING CONDOMS, I WOULD RATHER JUST, UNLOAD IN UR PUSSY OR MAYBE ON YOUR TITS....

I AM 100% CLEAN, SINCE I HAVNT HAD SEX SINE THE LATE 90'S / EARLY 2000'S!!

AGAIN, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"" - FUCKING IN BED !!!! MINE OR YOURS!!!

I WANT THE WOMEN TO BE:

- ON THE PILL (SO SHE DON'T GET PREG)

- SHAVEN PUSSY, MAYBE A LIL LINE IS FINE, BUT NO HAIRY PUSSIES!!!

- NICE SMALL TO MEDIUM TITS

- SHE HAS TO BE ""WHITE""

- BLONDS OR BRUNETTE

- I DONT CARE IF SHES A WHORE , SLUT, SKANK, HO, PROS, W/E (JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS """"ON THE PILL"""") -- I DO NOT WANT KIDS!!!!


AND I HATE USING CONDOMS!!!!


I WANT YOU TO:
- PLEASURE ME
- PLEASE ME
- RUB MY LEGS AND THIGHS AND ""JERK ME OFF""
- RUB MY BALLS
- SUCK MY COCK!!!


____________________________________________

DEAR FUTURE GF / WIFE:


WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK, YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE ME, AND COOK ME DINNER!!!

I WANT YOU TO B NAKED 24/7 IN MY HOME, EVERYDAY,
YOU WILL NOT WORK, YOU WILL BE MY LOVE DOLL!!!

YOU WILL BE ON THE PILL, SO I CAN CUM INSIDE U EVERYDAY/ NIGHT

WHEN YOU R NAKED ON AND IN MY BED, I WILL BE NEXT TO YOU WITH MY ARMS AND HANDS RUBBING YOUR TITS AND PUSSY AND CLITORIS

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY,
YOU WILL HAVE A SHAVEN PUSSY!!!! AND NICE FIRM TITS!!!

YOU WILL WEAR NICE EXPENSIVE PERFUME , YOU SAY WHAT KIND U LIKE, I WILL GO OUT AND GET IT FOR YOU


YOU WILL GIVE ME BJ'S BEFORE WORK AND AFTER WORK ,

YOU WILL LOVE ME, AND NO1 ELSE.

I WANT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME SAYING YOU WANT TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH ME
YOU WILL BE MY HOT BLONDE WITH A NICE SHAVEN PUSSY!!!!

I WILL GET YOU ""TOYS"" SO YOU CAN PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM NOT HOME,

I WANNA SEE YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF WHEN I AM HOME!!!

IF U HAVE HAIR ON YOUR PUSSY, I WANNA SEE YOU SHAVE IT OFF!!!

______________________


NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!! NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY!!! NO MEN!!!

IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO'S IN THE NY AREA????


R U ON THE PILL??? I HOPE SO...LOOKING FOR ""SEX ONLY""


HI, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX""

I HATE USING CONDOMS, I WOULD RATHER JUST, UNLOAD IN UR PUSSY OR MAYBE ON YOUR TITS....

I AM 100% CLEAN, SINCE I HAVNT HAD SEX SINE THE LATE 90'S / EARLY 2000'S!!

AGAIN, I AM ""JUST LOOKING FOR SEX"" - FUCKING IN BED !!!! MINE OR YOURS!!!

I WANT THE WOMEN TO BE:

- ON THE PILL (SO SHE DON'T GET PREG)

- SHAVEN PUSSY, MAYBE A LIL LINE IS FINE, BUT NO HAIRY PUSSIES!!!

- NICE SMALL TO MEDIUM TITS

- SHE HAS TO BE ""WHITE""

- BLONDS OR BRUNETTE

- I DONT CARE IF SHES A WHORE , SLUT, SKANK, HO, PROS, W/E (JUST AS LONG AS SHE IS """"ON THE PILL"""") -- I DO NOT WANT KIDS!!!!


AND I HATE USING CONDOMS!!!!


I WANT YOU TO:
- PLEASURE ME
- PLEASE ME
- RUB MY LEGS AND THIGHS AND ""JERK ME OFF""
- RUB MY BALLS
- SUCK MY COCK!!!

I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN REALLY SOON

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Anyone beside me got the heat for ho classy woman in stockings?

http://xpotube.com/video/80/hd-blonde-vanessa-jordin-poses-in-stockings

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