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In this group ANYONE is encouraged to copy/paste anything from chat that THEY find funny/ clever/ noteworthy.* Adding responses to topics already posted in Highlights is welcomed.Names changed to protect the guilty and to limit the complaints that Randimonium gets from internet tough guys getting sand in their vaginas, butthurt, knickers in a knott, etc. ...
In this group ANYONE is encouraged to copy/paste anything from chat that THEY find funny/ clever/ noteworthy.* Adding responses to topics already posted in Highlights is welcomed.Names changed to protect the guilty and to limit the complaints that Randimonium gets from internet tough guys getting sand in their vaginas, butthurt, knickers in a knott, etc. Membership to this group has ALWAYS been completely wide open.If anyone cares to know, thedeej21, myself and others kept sending memos to one another quoting the funny comments from others -- August 2013. But posting it here is simply less tedious than sending out memos. And after more than four people viewed this group it's already served it's purpose.Disclosure: On 8-25-17 i say 'fuck journalistic integrity.'I'll combine the comments from separate days as if they are one. I'll correct glaring typos so that they do not distract attention to whatever i deem funny, noteworthy or whatever. 7-10-17 Editing again. Combining user's comments to one line. But still NOT misquoting. I do the best i can to be accurate with smilies. but they do not copy paste. Hence the smilies are nothing but "my best guess" as to what someone actually posted. Disclosure: On July 12, 2016, i made minor adjustments to people's comments. I edited for punctuation, clarity and grammar so that comments would be more clear to people who reside in different continents. And i might opt to do this again in the future.I've never deleted anything from here except once -- a few image uploads from someone i didn't recognize which had nothing to do with chat. I saw no relation between images and chat.I think an admin might have deleted something from here once cause someone was crying a whole lot. And i absolutely do NOT blame the admins for that -- far to the contrary. I'm grateful to them for providing so much....

Hitchhikers & stranded teens

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Hitchhikers, stranded teens and other grateful girls who show their appreciation for being rescued.No spam, no scat and no gay male stuff.All ages but teens preferred:)

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25 May 2016 4:20PM
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Hi! I'm searching for a video. I Think i've seen it here, but i am not sure. There is a girl in it, i guess the story was to get her pregnant, so a lot of men (about 10) cum in her. There is another chick too, she is a friend of her or something like that, but she just watches. At the End it just drips out of her. I would be very grateful, if someone had the link. Many thanks.

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21 Oct 2007 8:09PM
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I will end my life tonite. I am 35, a lawyer and junior politician. I feel I have done enough for my country and you bastards are never grateful. So, suck my dick! Goodbye.

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08 May 2019 11:08PM
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My favorite thing about fat girls, is they will do anything anywhere anytime and they're grateful for the chance.

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21 Sep 2015 3:49PM
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I was placed here because I was naughty.

May I introduce myself:

I am a female blond, pocket-sized sub with big blue eyes and a D-cup. My SO is also my dom and has been training me for the past 7 years, but I feel myself getting more and more insubordinate and too sensitive for the harsh punishment my dom likes to deal me.

I am well trained using basic obedience training (basically walking on a leash and all kinds of commands), light bondage, nipple clamps, etc., and I’ve been punished so far with riding crops, cutting boards, belts,…

What can I do to please my master, what lessons will help me to find into my role as a sub? I would be grateful for an experienced Dom(me) to help me with my issues through punishment or additional training. thank you.

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05 Feb 2015 7:55AM
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There used to be this adorable girl on here with her boy toy. That I really enjoyed watching.
But I can not seem to find her anymore.

I think they where posted by someone named Anna Bella or something like that.
Is there anyone that could tell me where I can find them videos I will be very grateful!

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07 Sep 2012 8:45PM
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Looking for a video of this msn conversation with this girl called Michaela who has long black hair and is kinda dark skinned, you can see the whole msn conversation and same with a girl called Kim Oakley who is white and has huge tits? Both msn conversations, if you deliver I will be eternally grateful.

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13 Oct 2012 4:51PM
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Ok, basically what I'm wanting is to find an account or more from a certain girl.

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You all have probably seen that video quite a bit over the years. I've seen it on a variety of sites, with sound, without sound, less than a minute long, etc. I've been searching for more videos of this girl for a long time but to no avail. One copy of that video I found on here had a guy in the comment section saying that the boyfriend didn't leak the video and that they both had a photobucket account or something with other videos of her doing pretty much the same thing. I can't find a photobucket account nor can I link to the copy of the video with that statement in the comment section, think it may have been deleted. I tried messaging the guy who said that to no avail. Could someone please help me? I'd be forever grateful.
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10 Feb 2025 2:13PM
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We had a really old farm house with gravity hest registers. Basically just holes in the wall with grates over them. I used watch my mom finger herself or use a vibrator. After I’d sneak in and smell and taste thrm as well. Sometimes I’d cum on them and not wipe it off. 

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21 Jan 2014 6:46PM
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It all started one day last week,when my best friend,Mark,text'd me and asked if I would pick his wife up from her friends party at the weekend.As he was babysitting his children and unable to leave the house.
I had a few spare hours and agreed.How could I refuse his hot wife that I have had a thing for since they met.Sophie is quite tall and is a very trim size 12,great body after having 3 kids.
I pulled up outside the party just as she was coming out to wait for me,oh my god,I thought,she was wearing a short flared out strapless party dress with just a light jacket covering her sexy body.
As Sophie got in my car and sat next to me her dress rode slightly up her legs,just showing the tops of her stockings at the side.
She seemed a bit drunk and flirty.Here I was with the sexy,drunk flirty wife of my friend,I was imagining her sitting there naked as Mark and I have been swapping naked pics of our wives to each other for a while now,if only she knew that I have seen her shaven trim pussy.
As we were travelling out of the city she started to put her hand on my leg,I was hard not long after Sophie got in the car,and as I was wearing sweat pants I hoped she wouldn't notice,then her hand moved up my leg and she found my very hard cock,she just looked and smiled.
What do I do now,I have my best friends wife touching me.I remember Mark telling me she gives great BJ's and swallows the lot.
The next thing she reaches in and starts to stroke me inside my pants.As I was driving it was best to find somewhere secluded.Then Sophie pulled her dress up so I could see her sexy underwear and pulled my cock out and started to go down on me,she sure is good,as she was busy with me,I reached over and moved her knickers to one side and slid my fingers in her already wet shaven pussy,She started to breathe heavily as she was sure enjoying it,I carried on until she made my fingers very wet.It didn't take me long to come my load and as Sophie swallowed the evidence,I started to kiss her,just as the last of my come oozed from her mouth,it was great to taste it on her lips.As it was getting late it was best to get dressed,It was a shame to stop our bit of fun but Mark would be waiting up for us.
As we arrived at her house,Sophie leaned over and gave me a kiss on the cheek and thanked me for picking her up,we'll have to do it again sometime I said jokingly,she just smirked.
I went in the house and had a quick drink before I left for home,Sophie was telling Mark about the party and what a great night she had,looking at me smiling and how grateful she was that I picked her up,if only he knew our little secret,I can't wait for the next party she goes to and how the night will finish.

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19 Jun 2018 11:19AM
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i got a place to live that doset cost me anything and im like grate i can use this as my fuck sack or at lease use it as a place to keep my sex slave

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26 Dec 2011 9:51AM
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i confess iam sleeping with my step daughter, it started with me smelling her used panties and coming in then she knows i do it she leaves then out 4 me, i cum in them and put them back, i like 2 abuse her and make her feel uncumfortable, sumtimes i fuck her and then fuck her mom straight after, she has no idear whats going on, i also sniff and shoot my load in2 my other step daughter nickers, i have 3 pairs on me now and they smell grate

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Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
—Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
—Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand."
—Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
—Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
—Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
—Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
—George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
—Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex—-no matter what she’s reading."
—Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
—Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
—Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady — and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
—Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
—Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
—Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
—Robert De Niro

"There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?"
—Dustin Hoffman

"There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
—Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."
—Rod Stewart

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