does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

I confess to having an amazing weekend. The lady and I had a nice day out and about. A bit of shopping, a movie, sushi, wine, and a nice big doobie to finish things off. She had her "monthly visitor" but I wasn't worried, she's very diligent in making sure I'm taken care of. So, when she asked me to come up to the shower, I knew I was about to get my cock sucked...
We went up stairs, I started the shower, she stripped down. Her sexy tiny frame and sweet little a-cups exposed to the air and my eyes got me instantly aroused. One of those sweet little bodies that I could stare at, rub on, and lick for the rest of my life. We started kissing as we entered the shower. The steam was no match for the heat radiating from my body as I knew that it was "me time," and I was about to receive the amazing oral skills of a woman who's spent years honing her skills on me. Needless to say, I was already getting hard.
She gently cleaned my cock, stroking it with the perfect speed and grip that only one who truly knows you can. Then, she slipped her hand into the crack of my ass and began washing it, rather feverishly. I knew she was getting ready to shove her face in there, and my body began to tingle. It was far from the first time she'd use her skilled little tongue on my ass. She loved it when I did, and happily returned the favor... often.
But, what happened next, I didn't see coming. After using her mouth on my now fully erect cock, she turned me around. I brimmed with anticipation of that sweet tongue working my ass. She slowly stroked my cock, now dripping with precum, as she worked wonders from behind me. Tongue licking up and down, poking just barely inside of me. Fast, then slow, slower, than too fast. Every change of her tongue matched by the opposite with her hand. It was heaven.
Then, out of nowhere, her fingers slipped from playfully rubbing my cheeks, to the inside of my crack. The anticipation of a new sensation was almost too much. Her finger slowly slipped inside of me. At first, I was suprised to find that, thanks to our silky bodywash, there was no pain. It was awkward at first, but as I began to feel shivers run through me, I knew that I had begun to enjoy it.
She started slowly moving in and out of me, quickening subtly over time. When she fully inserted her finger and pressed upward... I felt as though I was cumming on the spot. But, to my surprise I did not. She began to move her finger on that spot over and over again, while ever so slowly stroking my raging hardon. She whispered, "does it feel good?" "Oh my God, Yes, Don't fucking stop!," was all I could muster as my body began convulsing with pleasure. And as she quickened her hand and her finger, I simply couldn't stand it any more. I came with the force of a thousand suns, and watched my cum fly out of me in spurts that I haven't seen since I was a teenager. She spun me around and suckled on my pulsing cock until I told her that if she didn't stop, I wouldn't be able to catch my breathe.
Needless to say, I can't wait until our next shower...
So friends, how was your weekend??

Found in my friend's daughter's room....she's 27...
I know they aren't racist and she wants to talk to me lately, found this about two weeks ago
it was in an obviously forgotten spot in the basement She's really a cool white chick...
How do I approach it? Talk to her or him?

Last night my sister told me that if I want to keep fucking her I have to sleep in the wet spot. I said I would because she is such a good fuck. Am I henpecked?

Can anybody take control of my vibrator? I've been so busy this weekend and haven't been able to have a single orgasm : ( Can't wait for someone to take control of it and tease my cunt. I'll post a link in the replies to control it for a few minutes. The first slider controls my clit and the second my g-spot.

I got my dick sucked by a pornstar last night.

I was at a stripclub called bunny's in Hesperia, CA. They had a 'adult actress' named Chantell Merino dancing that night. I got a lapdance from her and she talked me into a vip dance, so into the backroom we went.

It started out like a normal lapdance, but after a couple songs, she started grinding really hard and left a hell of a wet spot in the crotch of my jeans when she came. I made a remark like "Well you got yours, but I didn't get mine" Next thing I know, she's got my pants undone and is sucking my dick like a champ.

Overall, not that bad. She's not the hottest porn star around and her blowjobs aren't the best. But it was worth it to be able to claim that a pornstar sucked my dick.

And for anyone that thinks I'm full of shit, attached is the flyer from their facebook page last night.

I confess that I enjoy seeing other perverts out in public places. Often, they are so easy to spot and are so obvious to what they are doing.

I see a lot of these guys at the mall. They sit in strategic locations to try to look up girls' skirts. So many of these girls are so oblivious to what is going on.

New York City is filled with guys like this and they are all over the place. I have seen guys taking pictures of girls and following them to start at them.

Does anyone else find it intriguing to see guys do this stuff?

Wwyd to my 18* yo slutty gf? She has a soft spot for older men and bukkake. No limits

I confess that last night I masturbated naked in public.

It was raining and I walked to the park near my house in nothing but pair of hooker boots and jacket. I hid a huge dildo up my pussy while I was walking. Once I got there I found a spot that was under an overpass where it wasn't raining and took off my jacket. I laid it down next to the walking path and started fucking myself with the dildo. I have major rape fantasies and part of me wanted to get caught, so I moved to the gazebo area where people where more likely to walk by and laid naked with my tits on the cold ground and my ass in the air, fucking myself with a huge dildo in the middle of the walk way until I came really hard. Saldy, no one came by during this adventure....

OMG!
I just found out that my ex-wife's new husband jerks off by laying on a piece of carpet and rocking back and forth so that his cock gets the friction.

I saw an email where he describes shopping for a specific piece of carpet sample while he was away on business and that it felt so good on his "special spot". He went into full detail for her of how he "fucked" this piece of carpet in the hotel bed...that he was so excited when he found it that he couldn't get back to the hotel fast enough..that his heart was pounding the whole time and that he came in less than a minute the first time.

WTF?

There's no way in hell I'm ever walking barefoot in that house....LOL

Dressed and undressed. In our backyard there's a spot where our neighbours can't see and it just happens to be a sunny place. Every now and then my wife tries to get an all-over tan because she thinks no body can see her. Well, I decided to let someone see her undressed. Cheers.