I just got bronze for this video. I degraded this young slut and made her brush her teeth with my cum and lick cum out of a frying pan. Enjoy.

I can't help it! I wish the poster tmdtmd wud have his computer fry out! Geez I mean how many fucking pics you need of the same chick? Gynocology is not my thing either...gotta wade through an ton of his shit to see anything decent that is new.

So last night I was prayin for deliverance and I kid you not, Jesus Fucking Christ (scrappy little brother to Jesus H. Christ, The Son of Man and Holy Lamb of God) came right through the rusted wall of my trailer and sat his glowing white ass own on my bed, right beside where I was kneeling. At first I thought it was my dead pop come back to life, so I reflexively reached for his cock since I was already down on my knees. But Mr. Christ gently pushed my hand away and said I didn't need to do that shit no more because he was gonna give me a real job.

So I thought wow this sounds perty interesting. Maybe he'll make me the fucking CEO of Mountain Dew or the Moon Pie company, or gimme my own taco wagon or whatnot. Anyways, so I says, yessir Mr. Christ, my dear Lord, I'm listening and sorry for grabbin your very big and powerful dick (I immediately pologized and said penis). What kinda job is you talkin about?

So get this, he wants me to go to fuckin flight school and learn how to fly them big fucking jet planes like what them motherfucking Arabs used to attack the US of A back all them years ago! I just looked at him and said what? He says, and this is a direct motherfucking quote, he says don't be such a cocksucking little sissy. Look, pussy, I put you here and I'll take you out. Your life is already one miserable faggoty failure after another and I am offering you a chance to have the real fame and fortune you have so far only seen in your wet fucking dreams. You in or you out, boy?

So what the fuck am I supposed to do now? He wants me to fly the thing into some super tall building in motherfucking Dubiey or some such wasteland in muslimville. He said the only way to send those goat fucking infidels (his words, not mine) a righteous message was to fly my plane into some building they have that's supposedly the tallest in the world. I thought that was the statue of liberty but whatever.

Anyways, so I says how is that dumbass plan supposed to make me rich? Famous I can see, but how is you gonna make me rich if I'm fried up like a crispy chicken nugget?

He just looks right into my one good eye and mutters some crap about riches in heaven and whatnot and when I start to call bullshit on that he just whips out his huge fuckin jesus cock and shoves it in my mouth. I been coughing up holy cum ever since.

Now I fucking start flight school in Florida in two weeks. I ain't never prayin again, I tell you what.

My confession is that I convinced this half retarded girl that Burger King has better French fries than McDonald's. I feel so guilty when I take advantage of the dim witted, even if it was my Ex-Wife.

Was at a McDonald's. Sitting in the corner having my Grill Chicken meal. On the adjacent table were a couple and a woman. The couple were arguing as to why did the guy in the couple went and had some 'fun' with a mutual friend of the couple. The woman was visibly embarrassed by the couple's argument. She was hiding her face with her phone and cringing. I was simply enjoying the way couple was arguing.

So pretty brilliantly I walk up to their table and interrupt them saying : "Hey you guys, thanks for the constant entertainment. (Looking at the other gal on the table) So, do you want to have some French fries while listening to them? (They were not having anything on the table. So I thought it would be cool to offer fries and probably have some fun) I was so turned on I could barely contain myself. I spread her legs and got on top of her, pushing my cock between the wet lips of her cunt and inside her. Her taut round ass rolled on my pelvic bone as I thrust inside her, working my cock deeper and deeper. I gathered her hair in one hand, pulling it to one side so I could see her flushed cheek and panting mouth. She looked up at me and smiled. With my other hand I smacked her luscious ass cheeks until they were rosy and glowing as I rammed my cock deep inside her warm, tight cunt again and again. Finally I could hold out no longer and I let the contractions come, pushing my semen deep inside her cunt as I pressed myself up against her ass and her back, my lips to her ear, biting her earlobe softly as the last orgasmic contractions clenched my cock and I was filled with deep, warm satisfaction as I lay there, holding her, and my come began to leak slowly from her cunt, drip down her thighs, and pool on the floor.

Do we sell.....french.......fries?

I slammed almost a gram of tina about 4 hours ago. I hadn't cum in a month either. i edged 4 four hours, laid back, had the seizure nut and unloaded about a half cup of cum all over my face. I threw on jogging shorts and a t-shirt, went through the back entrance and into McD's, the girl at the counter just stared. I smiled and said, doll, if your man could do this would you wipe it off right then? unfortunately I was alone last night so I had to do it myself, and will do it again right after you give me my order, She said I can't do that there. I told her I live 100 yards away and can see my balcony from here. I'll stand there and watch you if you go outside in about 15 min. When she handed me my food I grabbed a fry, ran in across my face and ate it.

I confess that on Monday at work we were working on a skeleton crew as most people took off for a long Christmas weekend. Our shop where we buy lunch was closed so I offered to pick up chinese for myself and a lady I share the office with. She's mid 40's with a couple of kids but has maintained a nice body. She ordered Shrimp fried rice. So I go out on an erron and stop to pick up the food. Before I get back to the office I pull my dick out and rub one out spraying my cum on her rice. I closed up the container and finish my way back to the office. I then got to watch her eat her shrimp fried rice soaked in my cum.

I just had an order of McDonalds fries which made me remember how much I miss my food porn friend

Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, small charge but she is dirty as fuck, drop me a message if interested.

Are any UK guys up for a rough bareback gangbang on my 23 yr old GF in Leeds in a couple of weeks, fri night for 2 hrs, pretty much anything goes, small charge but she is dirty as fuck, drop me a message if interested.