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09 Jul 2012 12:37AM
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i confess all alien movies are bullshit. none of them accurately portray the real reasons why and/or how extraterrestrials would make contact with Humans.

- the only reason aliens would bother with insects like us is to reproduce. to spread and keep their race going. our planet is useless to them, too polluted to be harvested. war would be pointless.

*alternative*

-majority of species on Earth are microrganisms. so realistically, our first contact with extraterrestrials would be that with a foreign-stellar microrganism.

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