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When I was 19 years old and in college in Florida, I got really heavy into drugs. Mainly party drugs like coke and ecstasy, and of course plenty of weed, but on occasion other drugs as well. I was out of control and living one big party life on my parent's dime while they struggled mightily to pay for me to have the opportunity they never had and go to college. Looking back I feel like a total asshole about it now as they wanted nothing more than for me to be successful and not have to struggle...sorry, I digressed.

Anyway, since I had no money and wanted to keep up my partying lifestyle and since I was always very athletic, in shape and considered "good-looking", through one of the people I met in the party scene I ended up doing some modeling to make some extra money. Pretty low rent stuff, nothing glamorous, but a couple hundred bucks a week.

This quickly evolved into the opportunity to do some "videos". It started with just masturbation videos of me lying in bed, or on a couch or in the shower jerking off. I figured I was going to do it anyway so why not get paid for it and I was getting paid $100-200 per day that I did a shoot. I could sometimes do 3 or 4 scenes in a day. The guy running the operation said he was impressed by my "re-load" ability and also that I had just the right cock for it...I'm about 8 inches, decently thick and my dick looks perfectly formed from shaft to head and can blow pretty big loads even after only a little break in between. I knew that these were primarily for gay guys to watch but I didn't care. If someone gets off from seeing me, so fucking what. I did these for a while and then he asked one day if I'd want to do some full sex movies and photo shoots and showed me some of his portfolio and all things considered the chicks looked pretty hot and we were now talking more like $300-500 per day so I jumped right at the chance.

It was a crazy scene and pretty much everything you wanted was at your fingertips. Women and drugs galore. Parties every night after shooting. We were all in the 18-22 age bracket so it was just a no responsibility show. But as quickly as I made money it went back out the door on drugs and partying. Then one night when we were partying at the main house this director used for shooting videos, him and a couple of the other "big wigs" in their operation asked me if I would be willing to do some more hardcore shit. At first I was thinking they meant bondage, s&m type stuff, but they quickly made it clear they were talking gay action. I immediately said not a chance, I was straight and no way I could do it. They pushed the matter (and a coffee table with a big pile of blow on it) and said that all the actors in their gay shoots are straight guys because that is the look they wanted in their videos, strong masculine men, not femboys. The guys just do "gay for pay" and they also said I could make up to a $1000 per shoot depending on the circumstances. At that point my eyes lit up and I think they knew they had me. I asked them more questions and they said I could be strictly a top and receive blow jobs, that I didn't have to get fucked or suck or kiss anyone if I didn't want to. I could also do bi scenes where a female actress or two would be involved. I said, what the fuck, let's give it a try.

The next week they had scheduled me in for my first scene. I was shaking like a leaf prior to which was totally not like me. In the other stuff I had already done I was totally calm and had no issues getting naked, getting hard and fucking in front of other people. It was a one on one scene with me and another guy. I was going to be swimming naked in the pool and then get out and immediately go to the lounge chair next to the pool when the "pool guy" was going to show up to service the pool and eventually me who was masturbating while watching him clean the pool. I actually was having a difficult time getting hard which was totally not the norm for me, but he came over and began blowing me for a while and soon enough I did get fully hard. I had sunglasses on and just kept my eyes closed and picturing hot women. I put on a condom and ended up fucking him in a few different positions and then to my surprise he end up blowing his load on my chest as he was riding me, then slid off my cock, dropped back down and sucked me to completion taking my load all over his face.

I said afterward that it wasn't that bad, but I didn't think I wanted to do it again...until I got my next offer and more cash. It went on like this for a while and me just doing the fucking and getting sucked. I still was primarily doing straight shoots though. Then the director came to me with a proposal for a scene. It would be me and this girl I had done some straight scenes with and we would be a "married" couple and then another guy who was coming to our house to do some repairs. But he wanted it to be a scene where me and her completely serviced this guy. We all were going to suck and fuck each other, no holds barred type stuff. I was extremely hesitant but he offered up my biggest payday yet and it was a good chunk of money for 4-5 hours of total "work". I was so far gone into the scene at that time that I agreed and said let's do this.

The day came and again I was nervous. I did all my usual prep on my "manscaping" and where I normally do everything I can to keep myself fresh down below, this time I added the step of the diet one of the other male actors recommended and his full enema routine to completely clean me out. The worst thing on a porn set when anal is involved is having a shit accident. It came time for the scene and we were in the bedroom on a king size bed where I was fucking the girl for a while then the "repair" man came in, he joined in with me "thinking" he was just going to play jointly with my wife but then he starts licking my balls and ass and pulling out my cock from the wife's pussy and sucking on it. We go through some more motions and she is sucking him then she tells me she wants to see me suck him and this is it, the moment I took a cock in my mouth. I did what I had to do and then after he fucks her it was my turn to take his cock. I was laying on my back as she sat on my face and then he started fucking my ass. Hurt like hell but I had to put up a good front. He even made a comment that got into the video about how tight my ass was. Anyway, we finished the scene after everyone had been fucked and sucked and I went out that night with some of the other people from set and we got destroyed on drugs and booze. I was fucked up beyond belief and when I got home that night I said that was it, I was done. Absolutely no more of all of it. The drugs the porn, nothing. The next day I called up the director and said to pull me from the stuff he had me scheduled for the next week. He tried to convince me and told me what a fucking amazing job I had done the day before, but I told him I had to get out. I couldn't handle the life and really was regretting all of it. I pulled the plug that day and never looked back.

So, somehow through all of this I didn't flunk out of school. I ended up completing my degree and living out a pretty mundane, boring college life and working a bullshit part-time job in one of the offices on campus answering phones and shit. Really nobody in my "normal" life had any clue about what I had done. My parents were none the wiser about anything I did partying or whatever and were proud as could be the day they saw me get my degree. I started a job with a top consulting firm and in the decade plus since, have worked hard and progressed so much in my career that I look at the "crazy" money I was making from porn and laugh at how little it is compared to now. I am engaged to a very attractive and smart girl who is an attorney and makes plenty of money herself, but also has no clue about my prior life.

I guess my biggest fear is that one day I am going to come on here and see one of my videos front and center. I know they are out there in various places on the web, but they obviously weren't under my real name and the look I had back then was very different than it is now where I am clean cut hair, have a beard, and even back then in a bunch of the scenes I had bleached blonde hair for a while and a deep Floridian tan. I guess my real name and SSN is on file with the porn company somewhere so that could somehow get out, but generally speaking I got away free and clear without any repercussions. Crazy the journey our lives take.

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I confess that I am a filthy perverted pig...
I go on Omegle Chat pretty much every night looking for younger girls that want to watch me do very nasty things. Usually its just me peeing in a glass and drinking it all up and then cumming in my hand and eating in front of the camera for them, but sometimes I get girls who want me to go farther...

...In fact, I just now got out of the shower and cleaned up the mess a girl just had me make an hour ago.
It started out with her watching me pee in a glass and drink it for her. Then she requested that I squirt ketchup in my asshole, which I gladly did. I enjoyed the ketchup enema quite a bit...Felt cold going in, but it was quite messy.
Next she had me push out all of the ketchup into a bowl...Of course some shit came out with it. She told me to lick some, so I stuck my finger into the mess and licked it for her. Taste wasn't really that much different but it did smell...well like shit and vinegar I suppose, haha.
I loved seeing the big smile she gave me as I licked my finger clean.

Next she asked if I had any long vegetables, and all I could find was Celery, so I broke off a couple of stalks and had them ready. First was to take one of the skinny ones, and put it up my ass as far as I could. I obeyed, and worked it all the way up my ass until only a tiny portion (just enough to be able to pinch the end to pull it out). There was a couple of spots where it seemed like I couldn't go in farther, but with a little repositioning and/or just relaxing, I was able to get it in all the way.
Next she told me to stick another one while the first one was still in. So I grabbed another one of the skinny stalks and worked its way in...I was only able to get about half of the second one in, but it pleased her enough.
After this she asked that I push it all out of my ass without using my hands. She I set up the camera to a different angle, bent over, and pushed it out for her. She said she loved the show.

The next part was the hardest for me to do, but I managed to will through it because it was what the young girl requested of me...And that was to eat one of the stalks. She was okay with me just eating about 2 inches long of a piece once I showed her how much of my shit was covering the celery (and let me tell you, there was a lot covering it)..My first scat eating experience by the way.

Next she asked to stick something in my pee-hole, and since I have no sounding rods, I grabbed a Q-tip and pulled off the cotton from one end.
I asked her If I could sit on the toilet and shit out the rest of my poop while I stuck the Q-tip inside of my, and she gave me permission, so I did.
I was able to get the Q-tip about halfway through, but couldn't anymore, so I asked if I could grab some petroleum jelly to coat it with, she agreed, so I did just that. It went down much easier this time, and took little effort to get past the point I couldn't before, and once it did it slide easy all of the way down to the other cotton ball side.
She then told me to try to force it out of me without using my hands, so I tried. I was able to push out about 1/4 of it, but nothing more. She said to try harder, but the other thing that happened was a dribble or two of pee came out. I told her it wasn't working, but it hurt a bit when I peed, so I asked her if she would like me to force myself to give a full piss session while it was inside of me, and of course she loved the idea of seeing me in pain like that, or I repositioned the camera to get a good view of me bent over the toilet with my cock straight over it pointing down. And with my right index finger I tried to hold the Q-tip in place inside of my urethra while I moaned a bit it both pleasure and pain from the burning sensation my urine had inside urethra. At one point, the Q-tip slipped out accidently, and went into the toilet bowl, and just grabbed it out of the water and stuck it back inside of me, and continued to pee again.

Sadly after this, she disconnected. I was so horny and ready for pretty much anything else she wanted to throw at me. But with her disconnected that was that, so then I just did the "normal" Omegle thing (opened up a porn on one half of my screen and kept omegle running with the camera aimed at my cock), and beat off while smacking my balls around while I connected with random stranger after stranger. The porn was a "Ball-busting" complication by the way.

My biggest wish is that she was recording my cam show, and posted it online for others to see. Id love to see it myself. Also, maybe by some miracle I will reconnect with her, either on Omegle again, or maybe even she is a member here and sees this very post. Who knows.

All of this ^^^ was 100% real, and I am still so horny, and probably going back on Omegle video as soon as I post this. Hopefully tomorrow night, I will be able to figure out a way to record my omegle video chats easily...with clear recording of both my cam, and the strangers cam.

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I have a dirty confession....

I like to give myself enemas, and fill my ass with so much water, that the pressure in my bowels is almost painful, and I'm about to burst. Then I sit on the toilet and finger fuck my pussy, until I cum and I release right along with my orgasm, releasing all that pressure at the same time I cum. The feeling is extraordinary!!

I have this fantasy of filling my ass, and having my BF fuck my ass while we are in the shower, while I finger my pussy. His cock and eventual cum he shoots inside me is the proverbial last drop I can take, and when he pulls out of me, I fuck my pussy so hard that I can't hold back and release all over him and I!. Gawddd I'M WET JUST TYPING THIS!

Unfortunately, I relayed to my BF that I saw a video like what I described above and he thought it was "Totally disgusting!" I laughed and lied and said it was gross too! :-( So I sense my fantasy will not get filled anytime soon. Or at least, not by him!

I'm going to buy one of those suction cup dildos and try it myself one of these days.

Anyone else try this?

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okay i got a serious question for all you gay guys and girls who like anal... how the fuck do you know when its cool to stick a dick up there and things arent gonna get "messy"?
i mean, every now and then i get the urge for some anal stimulation, so in the shower i'll stick a finger up there, but so many times its met with a nice fat poo... which promptly ruins the moment. and thats just my finger, which is like half the length of most dicks. now ive had anal sex a few times with an ex, and whenever i wanted to stick it in her arse it was all sweet... no problems at all, which was awesome, but i always wondered about this, and i never asked her, so now im asking you... how do you know?? i would IMAGINE that you girls (and guys) would not want to let you partner or whoever stick their dick up your arse if you had any doubt that it was going to be anything but smooth sailing, right? i would imagine it would be pretty embarrassing for you if things got messy, right? or not? do you have to plan it in advance every time? i would imagine that would kinda ruin the fun. and its pretty impractical to perform and enema every time you think your man might want to fuck your arse. im genuinely perplexed, and i look forward to reading your replies,
sincerely,
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Attractive Senior Scatartist seeks F any race as collaborator 2 create improvisational caviar/atm documentary produced aboard transcontinental North American train trip July 5 - July 8...1st class accommodations... tantric erotic colonic engagement to sublime rail rhythms...dirty copulation @79 mph in train roomette compartment with toilet & shower available...crave your lovely shit, piss and monthly blood around and through any appendage or orifice...messy anal, shared diaper and piss enema rock...

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First of all, I'm a trans boy (female-to-male), so I identify/live as male but I have a pussy - an extra hole to fill (the pic is me). I'm also a sick fuck who wants to get raped and tortured. I go to lots of BDSM play parties and get beaten and talk to friends about my fetishes, but I'm still afraid to share some of my darker fantasies.

One fantasy is meeting a guy online, going over to his house thinking we're just gonna hook up. But when my back is turned, he sneaks up behind me, grabs my throat and chokes me till I pass out.

When I wake up, I'm tied up on all fours in the bathtub. He sticks the end of a shower hose in my asshole and turns on the water. I'm already squirming as the water fills me up and I feel my insides cramping. He says he'll let me go if I can hold the enema in until he cums. He waits till my belly is distended and I've taken all I can, then shoves his cock down my throat. He fucks my throat till I'm gagging and crying, then slams into my face even harder. Pretty soon I puke, and my spasming stomach forces out the enema.

He says since I failed, I don't get to leave and he won't rape my whore cunt. He drags me out of the tub and ties me to a mattress on the floor, legs spread. He stands over me and pisses on me to clean off some of my filth. To make sure I don't get my cunt used, he gets out a staple gun and staples my cunt lips closed, laughing while I scream. Then he flips me over and rapes my ass with no lube. Once he cums in my ass, he pounds a few fingers in and out of my hole till I start to bleed. He laughs while I scream and cry. He spits on my bloody asshole and then shoves his whole hand in. He wants to make sure I never enjoy my holes again.

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I confess that I (male, 27) became a regularly bitch for an older man.

We had our first encounter about a week ago when I met him on CL and later in a public toilet where he made me suck his dick deep, fucked my mouth, took a shit while I had his cock in my mouth and had me licking his shitty asshole clean afterwards. I never did anything of the like before, but in the spur of the moment I couldn't back out or resist.

Since then we've seen each other nearly every night. I don't know why, but I'm more and more becoming his submissive bitch. Maybe it's because he's very straightforward and without any doubts. He just tells me what to do and so I do it. And I like this second life of mine.

The second time we met was in his car. He picked me up from a train station near my home. As he stopped next to me, he only gave me a quick nod and I opened the door and sat down in his car. He then started driving, not saying a single word. After about 20 minutes of uncomfortable silence, he drove off the main road and into the woods, just as far as it was necessary to not be seen. Then he stopped the car. He unbuttoned his jeans, took out his limp dick and then grabbed my head and lowered it down. I started sucking him like I did the other day, but this time more passionately and with more help from my hand. He had only cum from shitting and fucking my face last time, so I knew his stamina was simply amazing. But I didn't give up.

Still, after sucking him tenderly, licking his shaft up and down, stroking him very hard and fast, I got a bit tired while he was rock hard, not showing any signs of an upcoming orgasm. I slowed down and tried to think of a method to make him cum. He noticed the change of pace and asked me what was wrong. I told him that I didn't seem to make him cum with my techniques and that I didn't know what else to do. Suddenly, he pulled my head really hard, turning my face towards his. He told me that if I wouldn't know what to do, I should ask him politely, how he would like me to make him cum. I murmured that I had understood and quietly asked him, what I was supposed to do to him. He told me to get out of the car. I did so and he told me to let down my pants. I did so too. Then he told me to go on my knees, which I did as well. He got out of the car as well and stood in front of me. The next order was to spit on my fingers and start lubing up my ass with my spit. Again, I couldn't resist although I didn't know whether I wanted this or not. While I was fingering my asshole, he came closer and told me to use my other hand on my asshole as well. I spat on both hands and started working on it. He held my head firm and facefucked me deep and hard. I couldn't really comprehend what was happening, but I fingered my butthole harder and faster. Inbetween he would pull his dick out and tell me to use the overflowing saliva from my mouth as more lube. This went on for at least 5, maybe even 10 minutes.

The next thing he ordered me to do was get up, turn around and bend over. I did so and he rubbed his dick on my asshole, then spitting on his tool and rubbing it a bit more. Finally, he pushed hard and entered my asshole. I've taken dick before, as I'm bicurious. And his dick was average, though a bit thick. Still, as he started pumping my ass very very hard soon after entering it, I moaned like a little girl immediately. He didn't show any mercy, fucking me hard and deep for what felt like an eternity. Then he finally started grunting and I could feel him picking up the speed even more. His last few thrusts nearly made me lose my consciousness. He moaned loud and deep and then I felt his load being spurted right into my asshole. He stayed deep inside me all the time and even after he was done. Then he pulled out in one fast motion, resulting in a load of shit coming out as well. As I hadn't expected him to fuck me, I didn't do an enema beforehand. He didn't seem to care, as he calmly ordered me to turn around and get on my knees again. This way, I faced his shitty dick, stinking of my own poop. He told me to suck him clean. The first time since I met him I hesitated, trying to think about this situation. But this was the moment when I had to realise that I didn't have any choices anymore.

He took me hard at my chin, looked me in the eye and told me to open my mouth with a clear and direct voice. I did and he spat in my mouth. Then he told me to swallow it. I did. He then said that I was his bitch now and if I ever were to hesitate again, the punishment would be painful. As he held my chin very hard, I knew he wasn't joking. So I cleaned his dick from my shit, very gentle and careful not to leave any traces of shit. As I was finished, he told me to get dressed. I did and I still felt some shit around my asshole but as I had a clear command, I didn't care.

He drove me back to the train station and let me go without any other word spoken. I went home, took a shit and then a shower and went to bed, thinking about what had become of me.

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Searching for a hung cock to play with. Wanting to suck and fuck it. Wanting to try many things with it. Would love to get a golden shower and a piss enema. Looking to also fuck some ass as well.

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I finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine last night and it worked out great! I have a huge piss fetish and I love when my wife pisses and squirts in my mouth. She never lets me piss on her unless its in the shower but even this she never really liked it before. But last night I tried something different. While I was fucking her I slowed down and little and just laid there kissing her until I softened up a bit. This isn't uncommon for me to do because I like the feeling of feeling myself get hard again in side of her while I fuck her. But this time, before she knew what was happening I had taken a piss right inside my wifes pussy. She moaned a little while I did it but she didn't even notice until I started fucking her and it started running down the crack of her ass. She asked "Did you piss in me" and had a big smile on her face. She said it burned a little from all the rubbing afterward, but she said it felt great. She said next time I need to do it when I really have to go so I can really fill her up right. Next time though its going to be in her ass!

Anyone know where I can get some vids of guys pissing inside chick's pussies and asses. I don't want any funnel shit or pissing inside an enema and then squirting it in... I want to see a dude stick his cock inside a girl and piss... ANy suggestions?

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So i found a cute chic who will do anything. She loves anal.awesome. I have been into scat for years, only have been watching it, never got the oportunity to see it it in real life.
So after hooking up with her the first time< i knew she was a pig. She loved ass to mouth. So i asked her why. She said its from my body so there is nothing wrong with it.So after a week of texting and asking her fetishes and fanatasies, i asked if she would do an enema. She said only if she is comfy with me. So i put the charm on.
This past tuesday we met at her place and had a few cocktails. Meanwhile, I got her to wear her panties for 24 hours straight. She told me she pooped the day before and the same day we hooked up. So while we were just chatting, she went into the fridge, bent over. i picked her skirt up and started eating her great tasting ass!!! she then took her panties off to show me the shit stain she had on it. not much. we both licked and smelled her panties.
so we go upstairs and we are fuckin and sucking. im in her ass with my cock, fingers and tongue. She asks me if i was ready to give her an enema!!!

sowe got it, i eased it in and emptied the whole bottle in here. i kept lickig her ass to keep her comfy. then put some of my cock in her.
then she ran too the toilet, bam!!! so fucking hot. i was fingering her pussy while she was peeing and shitting. i also wiped her ass!!
she got up and told me to fuck her in the ass. so i did, then she was pushing as i was fcking her and she shit all all over the floor. so i kept fucking her dirty ass. then came in it. so she squirt some more.
we then cleaned it up, took a shower. i peed in her mouth. we were still fucking insanely horny so she wanted another enema, gave it to her, bent her over and blew air into her ass. she almost shit herslefmade it on the toilet. we switched spots on the toilet, i sat, she blew me and was eating my ass. then she peed and squirted some dirty ass water on me.

That made me wild, i turned her around and came all over her face!!! she loved it, what a dirty shit pig slut.
I want my gf to do this shit to!!!! how do I ask???

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I have to confess this here because I cannot tell anyone I know:

Today, I got 2 ping pong balls stuck up my ass while my wife was at work. Today is my day off. I was in the shower playing with my (secret) vibrator and 6 ping pong balls. I had taken tons of enemas to make sure I was totally clean inside. While laying in the shower on my back, I stuck the ping pong balls up my ass one-by-one, until I had 5 in there.

The 3rd, 4th, and 5th balls sort-of sat next to each other, rather than stacking up. My colon was being stretched out and the balls were pressing hard against my prostate. I had a raging boner that I was stroking at the time. The thought came into my head, "It's like having a dog knot in my ass!" Shortly thereafter, I came. It was fantastic.

I then immediately began to excrete the ping pong balls. The first 3 went just fine. Then, nothing came out. I got to my feet, squatting, so that I could stick my fingers up there and try to find the next one. It wasn't within finger's reach.

I didn't panic. Instead, I stuck 3 fingers in my ass in an attempt to reach as far up as possible. I located the 2nd ball at the sharp turn that begins the sigmoid colon. I couldn't feel it directly, though. I felt it through some intestinal wall, meaning that it was around the turn of the sigmoid and lodged in.

I thought, "FUCK!" I knew it would be very difficult to extract it, let alone the 1st ball behind it!

After a few attempts to push it out, I decided to just clean myself up and get out of the shower. My hope was that I could identify some tools that would help me get it out, and possibly help it move downward by walking around.

I tried several things. First, I googled the medical procedure for extracting foreign bodies from rectums. There are several of common procedures. Primarily, a doctor spreads your asshole open and then tries to pry the object out manually. If that doesn't work, they will try to grab it with instruments. If that doesn't work, they might try to slip something past it, such as a balloon, and then inflate the balloon and pull the object out. There were also instances of using a vacuum device. If that doesn't work. . . Colonoscopy!

So, I found the vacuum. I decided that I had no control over the suction and that I was highly likely to rip my intestines out if I attempted to use it. However, I thought that maybe using the cylindrical hose extension might allow the ping pong balls to simply fall out. But, the ping pong balls were too wide to fit into the extension.

So, I found a turkey baster in the kitchen. I got back into the tub (so as not to make a mess) and stuck the turkey baster up my ass and pulled the plunger out. I don't think it did anything. It was small.

So, I googled the anatomy of the rectum to discover which side of my abdomen the sigmoid colon was on. This way, when I stuck something up in there, I knew which direction to turn it in order to pull the intestinal wall downward and out of the way of the ping pong balls.

It turns out that I inherited some old stainless steel surgical instruments. I don't know what they are for. They are about 10 inches long, rectangular extrusions that taper to a sharp edge at one end. All the other edges are rounded. The end opposite the sharp edge is blunt. I decided that I could use the blunt end to pry the intestinal wall down. I returned to the shower after thoroughly cleaning the instruments.

I laid down on my back and pulled my knees to my chest. I gently inserted the thinnest instrument into my ass. It went in about 8 inches. When I turned it a certain way, it would tap against the ping pong ball. I managed to turn it just right to pry the sigmoid colon's sharp corner downward and release the ball into my colon. All the while, I was bearing down as if I was giving birth. The ball began to travel down my colon. All the while I was guiding it and prying my rectum open with the stainless steel instrument. I was afraid that the ball might be inclined to go back up, so I didn't stop pushing until it finally popped out.

I was instantly relieved. However, there was still another ball stuck inside of me. I immediately returned to my feet, squatting, so that I could feel for it. I managed to get three fingers inside myself, as far up as they would go. I could not feel the ball. When I took my fingers out, I noticed a pool of blood underneath me. It was small and looked to be watered down. Perhaps it wasn't all blood.

I inserted the instrument and tried to feel for the ball. Nothing.

I decided to clean up and take a break. At this point I had spent a couple of hours running around the house looking for tools and researching how to go about extraction.

While I took my break, I paced around the house in an attempt to get the ball to move down on its own. After an hour or so, I attempted to find the ball again. Nothing. Just a small pool of blood. So, I cleaned up and I began to research again.

What happens if I can't get this thing out? Like I said before, worst case scenario is that I go to the hospital, spend a ton of money to have a doctor take it out, and never hear the end of it from my wife. By the way, she knows that I enjoy anal stimulation, but she does not participate and does not know how/when I do it. Worst-worst case scenario? Colostomy. I end up with a colostomy bag on my hip for being a fucking idiot.

I decided to drink some gatorade to make sure that I wouldn't run out of electrolytes. I then decided to eat something in an attempt to get my bowels to move on their own. Remember, though, that I had taken several enemas. My bowels were completely empty except for this ping pong ball. I then decided to drink 2 cups of coffee very quickly, since coffee is a diuretic and may cause my bowels to move. I paced the house for 10 minutes, drinking coffee.

I tried to find the ball again. Nothing. Just tiny droplets of blood.

I began to panic at this point. I was asking myself, "Why?! Why do I do this to myself?" I came to the realization that I was a fucking idiot and that I got greedy with pleasuring myself. I should never play with untethered objects. I probably shouldn't even play with dildos. I doubt anything in your ass (besides shit) is really a good idea.

So, in this moment of panic with time running out before my wife comes home from work, I decided that I should try to put something behind the ball to force it out. What could I possibly put behind it? AIR. I went and got the bike tire pump from the garage and promptly stuck it up my ass and began pumping. As air passed into my asshole, it made a fart sound. I felt my abdomen fill with air. I then paced the house for several minutes before sitting on the toilet and trying to pass the ball.

Only air came out. "Fuck!" Now, I was risking embolism in an attempt to get this thing out. Embolism is where you introduce harmful bacteria into your colon (or even other body cavities) and they cause a major infection that can kill you.

So, I really began to panic. "Why!? Why do I do this stupid shit?!"

I finally decided that the only thing I had left to do was to take more enemas. I climbed into the shower and promptly started filling my ass with water via the shower hose. (The shower head has a hose. Remove the shower head and you have a nearly perfect enema hose that's pumps water into your ass.) Taking enemas like this can also lead to embolism.

First enema was small. I squatted and released it all onto the tub floor. No ping pong ball.

The second enema was rather large. I filled myself until it began to put pressure on my abdomen. I squatted and released it all onto the tub floor. No ping pong ball.

Determined, I took a third enema. It was rather small. I squatted and let the water out. But, some air came with it. I thought, "Perhaps the air did work to some extent! If that air came from behind the ball, the ball must be moving!"

Sure enough, I felt the ball enter my colon. I pushed as hard as I could and felt it slowly descend. It finally popped out and onto the floor.

I cleaned myself up and threw all of the ping pong balls in the trash. Fuck you.

I hope you enjoyed my story of idiocy and pain. All-in-all I spent about 5 hours trying to remove these things. I only spent 30 minutes putting them in. I will continue to bleed out of my ass for several days. But, crisis averted. Please, do NOT try ANYTHING I posted here for yourself. It's incredibly dangerous and could lead to severe health problems or even death. If you get something stuck in your ass, your best bet is to go to the emergency room.

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115 ways to use and abuse faggot scum
Sit back and make him suck your dick, nice and slow.
Train him to deepthroat your cock.
Fuck his face, balls-deep, like it’s a pussy.
Cock slap him.
Make him lick your sweaty balls.
Straddle his face and teabag him.
Spit on him.
Make him clean your sweaty ass after you work out.
Make him clean your dirty hole when you haven’t showered.
Piss on him.
Piss down his throat.
Piss in his ass.
Make him drink your piss from a glass.
Piss on a pair of underwear, or a jock strap, then wring it out over his face.
Finger his hole.
Fuck his ass.
Spank him.
Paddle him or whip him.
Fuck him with a dildo.
Make him clean a dildo after it’s been in his ass, your ass or another faggot’s ass.
Tie him up and use his holes.
Smack or slap his face.
Call him names.
Tag team him with a buddy.
Gangbang him with a group of friends or strangers.
Whore him out to friends or strangers.
Make him sniff and lick your piss-, shit- and/or cum-stained underwear.
Gag him with your dirty underwear, jockstrap or cum rag when you’re fucking him.
Cum on his face.
Cum on his face and make him wear the load out in public.
Cum on his ass.
Cum directly down his throat.
Cum in your hand, and make him eat it from your hand like a dog.
Organize a bukkake and cover his face with multiple cum loads.
Make him eat your cum off your buddy’s cock.
Cum on the floor or a table and make him lick it up.
Make him drink your load(s) from a shot glass.
Cum on food and make him eat it.
Save your loads on a cum rag, jockstrap or pair of underwear when you jerk off; when the cum rag is rank and full, make him suck the cum crust out of it.
Double-penetrate him with another Top or with a dildo.
Make him suck your cock while you’re taking a shit (i.e., give you a blumpkin).
Use his tongue as toilet paper after you take a dump.
Make him eat your shit.
Make him eat his own shit.
Make him jerk off with shit.
Make him smear his body with shit.
Flick or twist his nipples.
Write names (e.g., faggot, bitch, pig, slut), pictures (e.g., a cock and balls, a pig face, a toilet) or phrases (e.g., insert cock here, with an arrow pointing to its holes) on his body.
Make him lick your dirty toilet, or a public toilet, clean.
Make him wear a butt plug out in public (e.g., to the bar, to the gym, to the grocery store).
Piss on his underwear, or take a dump in his underwear, then make him wear them home.
Fart in his faggot face.
Tie him to your toilet when you have guys over, and tell them to use him instead of the toilet.
Fuck his face until he vomits, then make him clean the puke off your cock.
Don’t let him cum.
Make him ask your permission to jerk off or cum.
Make him eat his own cum.
Make him jerk off or finger himself while you and/or your friends watch.
Make him watch while you fuck another faggot.
Position him beneath you while you’re fucking another faggot and make him lick your cock as it goes in and out of the faggot’s hole.
Make him eat your ass while you’re fucking another faggot.
Make him clean your cock off after you fuck him.
Make him clean your cock off after you fuck another faggot.
Make him eat your load out of another faggot’s ass.
Make him clean out another faggot’s ass after you’ve fucked it.
Take photos and/or videos of him servicing your cock.
Finger your ass, then make him sniff and/or suck your stink finger.
Tie his cock and balls with a shoelace.
Blindfold him when you use him.
Fist his hole.
Fuck him with a condom and make him drink the cum out of it.
Make him drink the cum out of used condoms (e.g., at a party, at the bathhouse, at the park).
Cum in his ass.
Make him fuck another faggot, or get fucked by another faggot, while you watch.
Make him and another faggot fuck themselves on a double-ended dildo while you watch.
Make him lick your feet.
Use him as a footrest.
Make him give you a massage or footrub.
Hock a loogie in his face or down his throat.
Blow your nose on him.
Shoot a snot rocket in his mouth.
Take him to a bar; when his beer’s empty, refill the glass or bottle with your piss and make him drink it in public.
Make him pee at the urinal (e.g., at the movies, at the gym, at the bar) with his pants around his ankles so everyone knows he’s a faggot.
Shave his body.
Shave his head.
Save your piss in a bucket, and make him bathe with it.
Keep him in chastity.
Decide what he wears.
Make him wear a collar and leash.
Keep him in a cage.
Make him do domestic chores for you (e.g., laundry, cleaning, shopping).
Make him sniff poppers, then use him.
If you’re uncut, make him clean and eat the smegma from your cock.
Make him wear a ball gag.
Make him crawl in your presence, like a dog.
Make him eat his meals out of a dog dish.
Torture him with hot wax.
Make him give himself an enema — with water, or perhaps your piss — while you watch.
Give yourself an enema, then release it all over his face or body.
Make him service anonymous cock at a gloryhole.
Engage him in forced workouts.
Fuck him with found objects around your home (e.g., a broom handle, a beer bottle, a carrot, a cucumber, a wooden spoon).
Make him beg for your cock.
Feed him your pre-cum.
Make him lick your sweaty pits.
Make him call you “Master” or “Sir.”
Make him wear a hood while you use him so that the only sensation he has is the feeling of your cock in his hole.
Cum in his ass, then make him fart your cum into his hand and eat it.
Felch your cum out of his ass, then feed it to him.
Make him lick you head to toe.
Make him pick your pubes out of your underwear or off your toilet and eat them.
Make him wear a puppy tail in his ass.
Make him lick your boots.
Make him do a strip tease for you.
Make him service you in a public place (e.g., a restroom, a park, your car).
Of course, there are hundreds more ways to use and abuse a faggot. If your New Year’s resolution is to use more faggots, however, i hope this list gives you some ideas for how to be successful

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