AHH! If only to lick and suck those beautiful toes and to lick her soles I would be in heaven! Always wanted an elmo punk girl, love the way they change hair color all the time, Oh I wish!
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Not really a confession just not sure where this goes. Last year before all this madness my in-laws flew out to NY to spend time with us and the grandkids. Part of that became free babysitting for a getaway weekend. We picked a B n B in an absolute no name place in CT, sleepy town, middle of nowhere. We hit up the only restaurant in town. Wife goes to the bathroom, I wait at the bar. I hear a familiar voice behind me. She orders 2 Jameson, neat, as I'm processing she turns "What the fuck you doing here Johnny?" It's Amber, my high school ex, from CA. Whatever thought, whatever composure, gone... train completely out the fucking window and words aren't even forming as I reboot. Bartender sets the Jameson down. She hands me a glass "old times" we both down it. Almost rebooted, words forming, no sentences. "So what the fuck Johnny"... 10 years, no 15 at least, mind racing. I feel a hand on my belt, wife's voice.
"Kate this is Amber, Amber, Kate. Ambers old neighborhood". They start talking, thank God, I manage to nod when bartender motions for a second. Greeter guy walks up, table's ready. Kate wants Amber to join us. Head screaming no, one look in Kate's eyes, smile and a " yes". I got words back, sentences forming, rejected, already answered, sounds stupid, rejected, finally, good question formed... actual mouth response "How?"... even the 1950's Indians just cringed. Amber smiled " Pharma rep, HQ is a few towns over". They keep talking... Menu... food order... words coming back finally. Kate now senses my shock and Amber asks "Kate how'd you two meet?" I know the story, tried, true, romantic, gonna be a brick wall. College classes.... blah blah blah.... friends... blah blah blah... here it comes. "He had a really bad break. She really ripped him apart. It took everything to get him to date. Friends became more, love sparked, together going on 15". I saw the twinge, right cheek, Amber's now processing. She's looking now, meets my eyes, meets Kate's, back to mine. She's running numbers, ding, eyebrow just registered here it comes. " I was the ex. It broke both of us. By the time I tried to rebuild he'd moved on". Kate was braced for it. Food arrives, bad timing but I'm barely holding back laughter. My Marine DI would be proud. "Well now that it's complicated, thank you, without you I wouldn't have Kate in my life". Perfect delivery, hits both, grin and bear it emotional smiles. Almost on cue both need to use the bathroom. 3 minutes later Kate is back " she wants to fuck you... us really... asked if we were open" I had to ask "well?" I love Kate's face when we're both in sync "I said ask you, we're a couple". Amber's back. Great meal, great old neighborhood stories. Awkward as hell. Dessert is fantastic " Which cottage are you guys in?" Yeah... that wasn't subtle of her. Only 1 B n B, handful of cottages, shit she must "I'm in 4". Kate rattles off 2, now it's nightcap.
I won't bother with too much more. Lots of fun. Girls both were pleased. Multiple I'd, Amber was embarrassed after her 3rd. It was fun to finger her to the edge then let Kate set her off, tickle me Elmo, that fucking easy. Kate had never been with a woman and she totally dominated Amber.
She made Amber eat her. Made her deep throat me. He'll I gave her a throat pie while Kate kept fingering her., Made her swallow. I fucked her. Kate ate the cream pie then snowballed it back to Amber. Bitch tasted heroin juices a few times., Kate held her for a facial, glued her eyes, chin, tits... highlight was Kate telling Amber she'd take it in the ass, not asking, telling... making Amber eat her like a bitch while I did it, then telling me to cum with her. Amber O'd right after Kate. A few pumps later i blew ip up her ass. Lots of fun that whole weekend (obviously that wasn't all one night, I'm not that full).
Anyhow I ran into a mutual friend online a month later. He'd seen my mom in the store and picked up my contact. Lots of awesome bullshit. I put it on speaker. Kate said hi, told him we met Amber in CT. " No shit, was Stevie with her?" Kate an i both processing.... words.... Kate "Stevie?" " Yeah Johnny you remember Stevie a couple classes back, they got married what 12 or 13 back... 3 kids now. He's a minister, does those marriage retreats. Man you'd love hanging out with him..." Kate reached down and tugged my zipper. I chatted for a bit, she swallowed, then giggles.
The one that broke my heart became my wife's bitch for the weekend before she was sent home to her minister husband, with all 3 holes properly fucked. Now that's karma. Happy Anniversary Kate!
Warning: Shit post incoming
I'm so sick and tired of the post-election breakdown, and the bitching and moaning from both sides about Trump.
Maybe he'll make a decent p********. It's not likely, but it is possible. The signs are against it though. If you're a Trump apologist, let me say right now that none of the anti-establishment rhetoric he spouted during his campaign will come to pass--already he is showing himself perfectly willing to appoint the same NeoCon, hard-right, Warhawk, social conservative, banker-friendly assholes that he railed against. At least the Left is honest about their big-government intentions, but you stupid cucks keep falling for the same old line. I hope to God I'm wrong, but it doesn't look good.
As for you liberals, you make me sick. Party of the people, eh? You fuckers bent over for Hillary 'I'm a Traitor' Clinton right after Sanders did the same. You have no backbone, and no ground to stand on to complain. I didn't vote for Trump, but I'd have voted for fucking Elmo over her evil ass. You support tyranny at home and abroad, and its gotten so bad now that 'moderate' liberals (whom I agree will on social freedom) are all but an endangered species, replaced by rabid SJW Nazis, hell-bent on proscribing anything and everything that makes them the least uncomfortable. You have turned your party into a parody of itself that the GOP could not top if it tried.
And now, the Libertarians. I am not mad, but just disappointed. I voted for Gary, but honestly a half-melted bucket of butter brickle icecream would have made a better candidate. Between the astounding stupidity, latent racism that always seems to tag behind LIbertarians like wet toilet paper on dress shoes, and really terrible foreign policy, what could have been a great leap forward for the Third Party ended up a flop.
I vote Libertarians when I can, I love Hayek and Mises, and I desperately want this country to embrace the principles of freedom that are the foundation of our nation. But that won't happen. I can see that now, and I'm resigned to it. Change will come when it always does, when things get bad enough that the only way forward is to start over fresh. If that's what it takes, so be it. I can wait.
But don't any of you fuckers dare complain--you made this mess for all of us, and now I have to live through it. The least you can do is suffer in dignity while the corrupt, evil, bastards you put in power screw us all over. To my hardcore Socialists, Libertarians, Minarchists, Free-Staters, Confederates, Single-Taxers, Secessionists, Pot-Smokers, Reloaders, Gay advocates, Entrepreneurs, and Anarchists of all colors, my hat's off to you. We tried, we really did. But to the rest of you assholes, on the Left and the Right, shut your mouths. If you didn't like the choices this election season, or the outcome, then maybe you should have treated Ron Paul better.