I confess I am an adult white male going through species reassignment surgery to become an adult female brontosaurus (like the one featured in the pic) I am undergoing hormone replacement therapy to give myself a nice long tail that goes "Swish" and a long neck that will help me reach the leaves at the tops of tall trees so I can eat them ... I'm a plant eater. If anyone would like to role play that you're a T Rex chasing me while I'm protecting my nest full of babies hmu
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I confess to being a 50 ish white female business owner (oil and gas), with a large workforce of men (racially balanced). I keep myself fit and have surgery enhanced breasts, blonde hair, blue eyes, and deep;y tanned skin, so I look like a 30 something. I confess to taking advantage of my male labor force for sexual entertainment, choosing them based on talk from other females in the office, if they like them, I take a look, and if I like them, I put it out there for them to understand that it is theirs for the taking. I have finally found a guy, who I want back in my bed with me nightly. He is a Black male 48 (looks 28), bald, 6-4, 255, built like "The Rock", well educated, and quite arrogant. He is that guy who knows he is very handsome and desired by girls, women, and ladies. He rebuffed me on numerous occasions, word got around that he felt I was too old, he preferred young girls. I finally got him to give me a try, and he rocked my world, he is a skilled cocks-man (which is uncommon for a guy with a large dick), pussy/ass eater, and quite frankly I could not keep up with him, he was relentless, and was full of cum, I begged him to stop, which he did. I had never had anal sex prior to our meetings, and regretted our first session, I thought he had torn my sphincter muscle, at least it felt that way for 2 weeks........We pretty much live together now....
Had this forwarded to me in an e-mail.
Friend of mine had one of the MOTHERLESS stalkers e-mailing him nonstop for days. I asked him how he finally got the closet queer to finally leave him alone. He said this did the trick after the lunatic was trying to tell him everything about himself, even claiming to be a so called "carpenter"! LOL (Taking that whole jesus thingy a little too far wouldn't ya say?)
Here it is, it is fucking classic, ENJOY!
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Forwarded from reply to "Jimmy Mac" AKA "Sperm-eater Mac"
"If you were a carpenter, and you met a lady.
You'd probably stalk every day, want her to have your baby.
If you were carpenter,and not such a loser.
Most likely a catholic male, and definite boozer!
If you were a carpenter and not so fucking boring,
you'd be busy at work, and used to my ignoring!
If you were really a carpenter and not another Craigslist turd,
but like every other catholic shitbag, you're gonna get the la
Im 18 male im looking to be tied to a public urinal or toilet and used as a fuck toy, cumdump, urinal cleaner,urinal, and to become a shit eater. I want to be chained up for weeks. To be advertised online and used as the slut i am..